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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Guy Goodbody posted:

he got shot in the hip, but it created a storm of bullet and bone fragments inside his crotch that destroyed his dick and butthole from the inside

actually yeah thats pretty rad

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

majority whip will never get an erection again and it's good and cool get fuuuucked

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Bet the ladies are gonna love that scar :cool:

he's never gonna gently caress again

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

SmokaDustbowl posted:

buy me bonestorm or go to hell

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Aliquid posted:

i'm in texas and too poor to afford weed

he;lp

i bought CBD oil to mitigate withdrawals and it fukken worked what the hell

Wow that sounds like it shouldn't work but

Uh

Uh

Uhhh

Nature finds a way

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

colostomy BAG UP DIS POST AND PUT IT IN A MUSEUM

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Aliquid posted:

i'm in texas and too poor to afford weed

he;lp

i bought CBD oil to mitigate withdrawals and it fukken worked what the hell

im legit sorry

Bolton Hairy-Bore
Jul 31, 2013
the ovens are abstract machines of repression. your debilitating anxiety/depresion is the zyklon b

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Guy Goodbody posted:

he's never gonna gently caress again

He gonna get a taxpayer funded bionic dick so he can still sleep with the interns

Or maybe he learns from this?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Wow that sounds like it shouldn't work but

Uh

Uh

Uhhh

Nature finds a way

nah CBD oil owns, at least it's legal here

i can't get hosed up anymore like i want to and my appetite sucks but at least it ain't night sweats lmao

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
People give the shooter poo poo for not finishing the dude off, but even if the congressman lives he's never gonna have a boner or controlled bowel movement ever again

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Zas posted:

the congressman was shot in his anus end of story

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Guy Goodbody posted:

he got shot in the hip, but it created a storm of bullet and bone fragments inside his crotch that destroyed his dick and butthole from the inside

you gotta call bank shot tho or you dont get a letter

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Aliquid posted:

nah CBD oil owns, at least it's legal here

i can't get hosed up anymore like i want to and my appetite sucks but at least it ain't night sweats lmao

Ugh those are the worst

Happy I got a good vape, some decent shatter, and a gf that loves to smoke as much as I do

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


lack of testosterone from balls being blown off will lead to him becoming a low t beta cuck and joining the democratic party

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://vimeo.com/86014703

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
oh uh

warning dicks getting shot lol

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Opinion | Only Mass Deportation Can Save America
So-called real Americans are Screwing up America.


https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/16/opinion/only-mass-deportation-can-save-america.html

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
TRUMP! PISS!! WITCH HUNT!!! *shits self* ahhhhhca

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Addamere posted:

Opinion | Only Mass Deportation Can Save America
So-called real Americans are Screwing up America.


https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/16/opinion/only-mass-deportation-can-save-america.html

Bret Stephens Advocates White Genocide

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

Addamere posted:


Opinion | Only Mass Deportation Can Save America
So-called real Americans are Screwing up America.


https://www.nytimes.com/2017/06/16/opinion/only-mass-deportation-can-save-america.html

this fake out opinion column is bad.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Turdfuzz posted:

im young dumb n full of cum!!

A real blue flame special!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr Hootington posted:

this fake out opinion column is bad.



You caught me red-handed ;(

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
An actual politician got actually shot and pissobiec wasted effort on protesting a 400 y/o play instead of doing anything useful because that would be hard

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Spoeank posted:

An actual politician got actually shot and pissobiec wasted effort on protesting a 400 y/o play instead of doing anything useful because that would be hard

look man if that politician had been late-term aborted then they would do something but guns, boy, i dunno

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!

your innards are blue and red???

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

consumed by normies posted:

lack of testosterone from balls being blown off will lead to him becoming a low t beta cuck and joining the democratic party

Steve Scalise's Little Birds will inform him on palace intrigues

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Spoeank posted:

An actual politician got actually shot and pissobiec wasted effort on protesting a 400 y/o play instead of doing anything useful because that would be hard

he's the dumbest man in america

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Mr Hootington posted:

your innards are blue and red???

From far away this looked graphic as all hell

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Steve Scalise got shot and the only thing keepin him alive is what he is trying to take away/make completely unaffordable for millions of Americans, sorry I'm not sorry :shrug:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
steve scalise retire bitch

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
<extremely steve scalise voice>

if theres two things I believe in its guns for everyone and no government healthcare

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Mr Hootington posted:

your innards are blue and red???

http://i.imgur.com/frg1AZg.gifv

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Spoeank posted:

<extremely steve scalise voice>

if theres two things I believe in its guns for everyone and no government healthcare

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
normal scalise brain : guns for everyone, medicine for no one
shot in the butthole cosmic scalise brain: guns for everyone, medicine for no one

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

I would buy this link pls

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

bump_fn posted:

normal scalise brain : guns for everyone, medicine for no one
shot in the butthole cosmic scalise brain: guns for everyone, medicine for no one

you forgot "I want to forcibly deny civil rights like marriage for the people who saved my life"

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
Steve scalise doesn't believe she should have abortions.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Going down this road is tough if you have a loving, peaceful significant other. My GF will plead with me tone down the language but I always tell it straight to her face

Jeb is a Mess

Jeb! is a waste

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