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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/654880/Dream_Daddy_A_Dad_Dating_Simulator/

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


countdown until trump responds to this with "i donald trump and 100% under investigation for crimes"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



extremely viennese alienist voice you see ze patient has what zegermans call a death vish vhich overpowers his libido or life urge and so he is compelled to tveet selbstdestruchlich zings

doee he haf any dreams vhere he is exhibiting ze hamlet complex

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

rear end cobra posted:

Best presidents of all time:

1) Donald Trump
2) Richard Nixon
3) LBJ

i loved president le blowjob

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

punchymcpunch posted:

extremely viennese alienist voice you see ze patient has what zegermans call a death vish vhich overpowers his libido or life urge and so he is compelled to tveet selbstdestruchlich zings

doee he haf any dreams vhere he is exhibiting ze hamlet complex

extremely smartest man in world voice: he dumb

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

big daddy
big daddy
piss

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

Yinlock posted:

countdown until trump responds to this with "i donald trump and 100% under investigation for crimes"

"And so, in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I believe that you have no possible choice but to acquit the president on all charg-"

Everyone's phone pings.

The President, For Reals, I Am Totally The President
@RealDonaldTrump

I DID IT AND I'M GLAD

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

Best presidents of all time:

1) Donald Trump
2) Richard Nixon
3) LBJ

:jackbud:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
thinking about warmbier

we even sure he really stole that sign?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzVGIAcLsf8

look at this poo poo, it makes no sense


rip otto, was american in north korea and became brain ded

tho

quote:

Otto is said to have known long before his college peers what he wanted to pursue as a career: investment banking.

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

http://i.imgur.com/bxQB6jl.mp4

"Oof, I'm okay!"

still would be a better president than Trump

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

docbeard posted:

"And so, in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I believe that you have no possible choice but to acquit the president on all charg-"

Everyone's phone pings.

The President, For Reals, I Am Totally The President
@RealDonaldTrump

I DID IT AND I'M GLAD

hahaha

"your honor the president's tweets are incidental and have no bearing on-"

ping

The President, For Reals, I Am Totally The President
@RealDonaldTrump

MY TWEETS ARE DIRECTED AT THE TRIAL GOING ON RIGHT NOW, THIS IS LITERALLY A CONFESSION. I DID THIS CRIME AND IT WAS EXTREMELY GOOD

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Inspector Hound posted:

You're supposed to say democrat party its dismissive like your dad calling it a game station

Democratic Party :colbert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8LaDZsqCzA

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

:catstare:

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

galenanorth posted:

Egyptians used to worship cats. Americans elected someone who is like a big, fat orange cat that lazes around for most of the day eating and then goes on mad Tweet frenzies at 3am



"My kitten just had tuna for the first time..."

donald also doesnt like mondays because he has to go back to work

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/GottaLaff/status/876437356110168066

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

"failed to press on obvious issues" is the journalistic standard of tv news though?

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

ya really blew it Megyn. some people are just more fit to talk about white santa

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/876255227426557952

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Jay Sekulow, the guy who started his own anti ACLU org to fight the ACLU

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

docbeard posted:

"And so, in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I believe that you have no possible choice but to acquit the president on all charg-"

Everyone's phone pings.

The President, For Reals, I Am Totally The President
@RealDonaldTrump

I DID IT AND I'M GLAD

*Jury resoundingly finds Trump 'Not Guilty', because 'Murica*

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


also he's extremely proud of it

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



LBJ owns

- war against poverty
- sent lots of boomers to die in a swamp
- huge dilz
- used to drive an amphibious car into a lake to terrify his subordinates

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Business Gorillas posted:

LBJ owns

- war against poverty
- sent lots of boomers to die in a swamp
- huge wild
- used to drive an amphibious car into a lake to terrify his subordinates

the c-spam president

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Business Gorillas posted:

LBJ owns

- war against poverty
- sent lots of boomers to die in a swamp
- huge dilz
- used to drive an amphibious car into a lake to terrify his subordinates

youre thinking of roger moore

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Business Gorillas posted:

LBJ owns

- war against poverty
- sent lots of boomers poors, minorities, and under-educated to die in a swamp
- huge dilz
- used to drive an amphibious car into a lake to terrify his subordinates

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Business Gorillas posted:

LBJ owns

- war against poverty
- sent lots of boomers to die in a swamp
- huge dilz
- used to drive an amphibious car into a lake to terrify his subordinates

- bought pants
- married a LBJ and named his daughters LBJ

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

dont



Yinlock posted:

also he's extremely proud of it



doxx

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Business Gorillas posted:

LBJ owns

- war against poverty
- sent lots of boomers to die in a swamp
- huge dilz
- used to drive an amphibious car into a lake to terrify his subordinates

his wife was the first furry first lady

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


rear end cobra posted:

- bought pants

Why would I consider anything involving pants a pro

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007


it's almost like Fox News makes an effort to hire attractive blondes instead of serious journalists

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

it's almost like Fox News makes an effort to hire attractive blondes instead of serious journalists

actually their main preference is to hire highly educated blondes and make them pretend to be dumb

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Chris James 2 posted:

Why would I consider anything involving pants a pro

Pants are haram, the only path to true enlightenment is found through the utilikilt

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

see stanford honor graduate and award-winning classical violinist gretchen carlson being like "these big words men use sure are hard :("

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Yinlock posted:

actually their main preference is to hire highly educated blondes and make them pretend to be dumb

lol you can be educated and dumb. most are

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Chris James 2 posted:

Why would I consider anything involving pants a pro

lbjs bunghole needs pants

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nR_myjOr0OU

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

Yinlock posted:

actually their main preference is to hire highly educated blondes and make them pretend to be dumb

well, megyn kelly isn't working for fnc anymore, so she can stop pretending now

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Current mood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAIE9TbGyk

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I used to ironically love alex Jones but him rope a dopeing Megan Kelly was probably the funniest thing thats happened this week

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