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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Consummate Professional posted:

isn't trump at camp David?

He's literally dying from boredom

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Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012


I think you'll find that if you set your expectations as low as possible, then I also lie about things, I'm actually doing a great job (if approval numbers correlate to competence).

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbt-PF1-yfQ

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dang corbs just keeps on getting better.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I'm glad trimp can't even enjoy Father's Day while he's the most important man in the world. owned

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker
youtubedoubler that fox interview with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

700 Club lawyer can't keep his talking points straight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Fl32iRCN0


:munch:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Bert Roberge posted:

The council may be due for an inspection.



rofl

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

The tradition of cool socialists introducing Run the Jewels continues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxSe02ySCU

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?


loving lmfaooooooo

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Rubio is looking old as hell, wonder if Bannons draining him or it's just the constant reminder that he lost to piss bitch.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

The tradition of cool socialists introducing Run the Jewels continues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOxSe02ySCU

:3:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Bip Roberts posted:

Bernie would have number one all over trump

:eyepop:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
are we at least gonna get some daily press briefings this week

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Good soup! posted:

I wonder what Ted Cruz will do after all this, AM radio, fox news, heroin?

He'll continue being Lord Buckethead/The Zodiac Killer.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



codenameFANGIO posted:

loving lmfaooooooo

yeah

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


TeriZCa8!a posted:

[quote="Nichael" post="473514416"]
Because the left is perpetually tearing itself apart. They'd rather nitpick the faults of some of the shittier Democrats, than acknowledge the brain-breaking reality that the Republican president is a literal spy. It's incredibly dumb because this is probably the biggest scandal in American history, it's being essentially given to the Democrats as a gift, and there's still people who refuse it.

I think what bothers me most is not even the political aspect of ignoring it. It's the justice aspect. The Democrats could rightly reposition themselves as the party of being tough on crime, by going after the real criminals in society. People like rich rapists who perpetually get away with things, bankers who hijack our livelihood with no consequences, and presidents who sell us out to foreign powers. Where the gently caress is the justice in any of this?
[/quote
This. What happened? I'm liberal as gently caress and mad as gently caress and can't figure out why the above is the way it is.

Part of it is people on the left and right simply hold Democrats to a much, much higher standard. It's a cliche by now but it's true, if Obama did a a twentieth of what Donny's done, he would've been rightly kicked out on his rear end in a bipartisan impeachment.

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

Turdfuzz posted:

her eye is all hosed up

I had to click through like 8 posts to find out who the heck you were talking about jeez way to make a guy work socialism sucks

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Wolfsheim posted:

Bernie

Would

Have

1

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

700 Club lawyer can't keep his talking points straight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8Fl32iRCN0

This is a must-watch lmao

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...



Bowie is the dad in all our hearts

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
david bowie knew 2016 in advance

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

mlmp08 posted:

This is a must-watch lmao

Also the part in which the lawyer argues Trump tweets are a good thing.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Also someone said Barron looks like young Michael Cera and I can't unsee it

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless
bernie sanders, who was a better candidate than hillary clinton and who would have been a better president than hillary clinton, would have won the 2016 united states presidential election, as opposed to hillary clinton, who was a bad candidate who lost the 2016 united states presidential election to donald j trump, who is now president of the united states

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Shugojin posted:

Also someone said Barron looks like young Michael Cera and I can't unsee it

but michael cera is young

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Kurtofan posted:

david bowie knew 2016 in advance

the only sane explanation imo

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Kurtofan posted:

but michael cera is young

He's 29 now

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Kurtofan posted:

but michael cera is young
29 is not young

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


trump

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Guy Goodbody posted:

So does Bjork

kind of easy when all you have to do is look in the mirror

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Reminds me of Hitler in final days in which he latched to the smallest Nazi victory while ignoring all negative news.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Business Gorillas posted:

Nite crew: LBJ pissed on people to prove his dominance
Day crew: LBJ was bad, actually *trips over research paper and lands face-first into a saucer of milk*

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

hosed up, if trump

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004


That's what you want huh?

Well let me tell you a little story
I had a young player from the hood
Lick my pussy real good
Kept me stuck with lots of wood
Kept my bank account on swole
Sniffed my pussy like a rose, smokin' on dro
Made a porn tape
That nigga is a pro, you ain't know?
He had a lot of bad bitches in his past
But I was the one who turned that boy into a motherfuckin' man
His tongue is bomb
He say love for me to ride his face
Front to back, grippin' rear end
Pay my bills, where I live, gently caress me good
Broke-rear end niggas killing me
I'm about my money, ho
Never been a square bitch
He ain't paying? Hit the fuckin' do'
Talking slick, that Memphis poo poo
I be from that Haven click
Keep it ratchet so sweet
All these boys kiss my feet
I be on that queen poo poo
You better bless my realness
Stick your tongue up in my rear end
You better show me who you fuckin' with
Run The Jewels
Love again, you gon' lose, I'm gon' win
Let's have an orgy
I'mma share your rear end with all my friends (Yeah, ho!)

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



imagine entering 2016, turning 69, releasing one of the best albums of the decade, then getting to peace out before donald j trump could become the 45th president of the united states of america

Menstrual Show
Jun 3, 2004

sorry for the swears

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

https://twitter.com/RonanFarrow/status/875516127723503617

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


"my new band is named Republican Dick Shooter"

-ed "dick crusher" "einstein" balls

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Former Everything posted:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/06/18/medicaid-overhaul-kentucky-matt-bevin-trump-country-239655

bevin's plan to make Medicaid recipients in Kentucky work and pay for their benefits is going swimmingly





Kentucky is making a push to prove that Kansas isn't alone in self destructing in the name of voting republican.

d&d: *comes running with their dicks hanging out* but you see, we're the monsters for wishing bad things upon them

night crew: *re-enacts that youtube parody of robocop*

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