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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Firos posted:

I never get tired of the image of T-Dog studiously pondering Brexit in a secluded grove somewhere. One day she will emerge, brow heavy with the weight of knowledge, and tell us the secrets of the true English Breakfast.

My money is on 1 egg, 1 sausage, 2 bacon, 1 slice of toast, Heinz beans, mushrooms and a hash brown. As god intended.

1 egg 1 sausage wtf is this

Giedroyc
Feb 18, 2001

Can't post for 2,400,000 hours!
Piers Morgan wrote a thing

"After each of the recent Islamist terror attacks in Britain, I made a plea for all decent, law-abiding Muslims to do more to root out extremists radicalised in the midst of their communities.

Today, I make the exact same plea to those sections of the white, non-Muslim communities that are harbouring or tolerating people with the same hateful ideology of the man who mowed down 11 people as they left a prayer meeting.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4618474/PIERS-MORGAN-Finsbury-Park-just-ISIS-wants.html"

Sadly he didn't continue and ask people to be excellent to each other on the most tolerant and diverse newspaper website in the world.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Jose posted:

1 egg 1 sausage wtf is this

2 sausage 1 bacon for the true breakfast of champions

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Lifeglug posted:

Surely every single person in Glasgow collectively goes to Kelvingrove park and strips off and drinks Buckfast on a day like today.

Sure as poo poo was what I was up to.

Either that or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YzyaPgSHZc

There's plenty of people that do actually do that, but I think saying the entirety of a 550,000 population city ends up in a single park is a bit ludicrous.




At the very least, some people will go to Glasgow Green,.



I will be sitting in my lovely cool house. (I'd consider sitting in my garden, but I on;y get the front garden, and it's on a slope.)

BoneMonkey
Jul 25, 2008

I am happy for you.

How many pompey peeps are in this thread?

I swear half of you guys live here.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Beans do not belong on a British fry up.

BoneMonkey
Jul 25, 2008

I am happy for you.

learnincurve posted:

Beans do not belong on a British fry up.

Does it hurt to be this wrong?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Deteriorata posted:

31°C is a cool summer day here in the American South. We'll spend most of July and August above 35 nearly every day. You get used to it (sort of) after a while.

Just keep yourself hydrated. Carry something to drink with you wherever you go.

I think what people may not realise about weather in the UK is that our season don't just gradually phase in and out. A few weeks back it was gale force winds and horizontal rain and I was wearing a really thick fleece and a beany.

Then it will suddenly decide oh here you go have a week of 28 c and nobody is acclimatised to it. I think in other countries the seasons just flow into each other so when you get to get used to what ever the weather is.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Aphex- posted:

I think people tend to go to places with dry heat instead of this ridiculously humid heat. Dry heat is lush, just feels like you're surrounded in a lovely warm blanket. Can't get enough of it.

I sweat like buckets in this uncomfortable humid heat though. Although saying that I still love the heat so ehhh.

A friend of mine went to Malta on holiday for a week in August. It was 40 degrees and high humidity and by his account, all you could do was lay around all day praying for death.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
if you're having a cooekd breakfast accept its your main meal of the day and really unhealthy and don't just have 1 egg and 1 sausage smh

Piss Witch
Oct 23, 2005

mehall posted:

At the very least, some people will go to Glasgow Green,.

Don't blame them, I only went there for the first time recently and it seems like a nice park. Shame about the 4 police vans using that as a staging area for old firm matches and a protest all on the same day.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Jose posted:

1 egg 1 sausage wtf is this

2 eggs 2 sausages is a part of a large breakfast.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Cerv posted:

they have aircon in your castle?

Actually no but I get the same complaining when I open a window.
Our office faces north and gets no direct sun whatever, so it stays faaaiiirly cool until the entire stone building soaks up enough heat and then it's like an oven constantly until the end of summer. And then as soon as the winter rolls around the heat leeches back out and the victorian radiators aren't a match for the conditions, so we spend january, february, march, and sometimes april wearing 4 or 5 layers of clothes including gloves, huddled over the half dozen electric heaters in the office and still being loving freezing. There is no glamour in it whatsoever and I would actually and literally murder somebody if it got us a purpose built repository that wasn't constantly trying to destroy the documents and kill me.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

learnincurve posted:

Beans do not belong on a British fry up.

Why is everyone on this dead lovely forum so weird about food? It's ok to not agree on everything but NO BEANS on a breakfast? What? I bet you think its ok to go down the shops in your pajamas. I bet there's a correlation.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

learnincurve posted:

Beans do not belong on a British fry up.

We finally found a reason to revoke British passports

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

communism bitch posted:

Actually no but I get the same complaining when I open a window.
Our office faces north and gets no direct sun whatever, so it stays faaaiiirly cool until the entire stone building soaks up enough heat and then it's like an oven constantly until the end of summer. And then as soon as the winter rolls around the heat leeches back out and the victorian radiators aren't a match for the conditions, so we spend january, february, march, and sometimes april wearing 4 or 5 layers of clothes including gloves, huddled over the half dozen electric heaters in the office and still being loving freezing. There is no glamour in it whatsoever and I would actually and literally murder somebody if it got us a purpose built repository that wasn't constantly trying to destroy the documents and kill me.

if you're using a bunch of heaters in winter get them to shell out for a portable air con unit for summer

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Firos posted:

My money is on 1 egg, 1 sausage, 2 bacon, 1 slice of toast, Heinz beans, mushrooms and a hash brown. As god intended.

Disgraceful.

The number of eggs needs to be at least 2, number of sausages (standardised to a generic cumberland size) should be at least equal to the number of eggs. Number of bacon rashers needs to be a minimum of 50% higher than number of eggs. Black pudding is not optional, beans can be replaced or accompanied by boiled, peeled plum tomatoes. Toast is a suitable yet passionless replacement for fried bread. Mushrooms (of the fried with garlic variety, not boiled, boiled? WHAT THE gently caress) and hash browns are acceptable, decent french fried potatoes should also be an option, as should fried mashed potato cakes.


if you are capable of any kind of exertion within an hour or so of eating a full english, you done hosed up

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Lifeglug posted:

Don't blame them, I only went there for the first time recently and it seems like a nice park. Shame about the 4 police vans using that as a staging area for old firm matches and a protest all on the same day.

If I end up near the green, I go right through to get to West brewery. If it's a nice enough day for the park, it's a nice enough day for a pint of hefeweizen on their benches outside.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Rarity posted:

2 sausage 1 bacon for the true breakfast of champions

1 bacon what the heck is this breakfast for a baby?

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


BoneMonkey posted:

How many pompey peeps are in this thread?

I swear half of you guys live here.

Me hello

Aphex-
Jan 29, 2006

Dinosaur Gum

Deptfordx posted:

A friend of mine went to Malta on holiday for a week in August. It was 40 degrees and high humidity and by his account, all you could do was lay around all day praying for death.

That sounds decidedly not good.

The hottest heat I've been in is 50c in Palm Desert, luckily it was dry as hell but even then, christ it was tough.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Maw posted:

1 bacon what the heck is this breakfast for a baby?

More than 1 bacon = too much salt. No one wants to be downing Irn Bru all morning.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



If even we can't agree over what the gently caress an English breakfast consists of May has no chance.

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!






Im getting a train to london today and this is already hell

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Firos posted:

If even we can't agree over what the gently caress an English breakfast consists of May has no chance.

we all agree your idea is wrong

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Pocky In My Pocket posted:

Im getting a train to london today and this is already hell

You will be remembered, friend

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Firos posted:

If even we can't agree over what the gently caress an English breakfast consists of May has no chance.
Post Brexit full English will be a toast sandwich with brown sauce.

BoneMonkey
Jul 25, 2008

I am happy for you.

Maw posted:

Me hello

hi.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Deptfordx posted:

A friend of mine went to Malta on holiday for a week in August. It was 40 degrees and high humidity and by his account, all you could do was lay around all day praying for death.

I was in Singapore during 45 degrees at 100% humidity and it was like being boiled inside my skin.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Rarity posted:

No one wants to be downing Irn Bru all morning.

Are you familiar with the concept of Scotland?

haakman
May 5, 2011

learnincurve posted:

Beans do not belong on a British fry up.

You have had some hot takes recently but this one is incandescently wrong, and I'm a hoops man myself. That's right, I'm crossing the aisle to say this is wrong.

Pocky In My Pocket
Jan 27, 2005

Giant robots shouldn't fight!






Beans are an important part of the fry-up because they give you something to mop-up with yr bread once you've mopped up the egg yolk

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Okay I'm going to lay it down.

1 egg. One. It goes on a whole slice of buttered toast.

2 bacon. They lay on top of the egg.

beans. Enough to cover the slice of toast, egg, and bacon rashers. No more.

Half a tomato to one side, accompanied by mushrooms.

A susage or two to the other side

A couple of slices of toast or fried bread around the edge of the plate to your taste.

Easy, simple, sorted.

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Rarity posted:

No one wants to be downing Irn Bru all morning.

...excuse me?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
PS: black pudding is a joke we play on foreigners and simpletons.

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY
If you've ever wondered 'how on earth did civilization arise in heat like this?', the answer is that repeated exercise in high temperatures alters your body, reducing your heart rate and increasing your sweat response. It takes a few weeks of daily cardio though, so all y'all are just gonna have to suffer.

More details.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Skinty McEdger posted:

...excuse me?

I too hope that one day you will recover from your disease :(

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



communism bitch posted:

Okay I'm going to lay it down.

1 egg. One. It goes on a whole slice of buttered toast.

2 bacon. They lay on top of the egg.

beans. Enough to cover the slice of toast, egg, and bacon rashers. No more.

Half a tomato to one side, accompanied by mushrooms.

A susage or two to the other side

A couple of slices of toast or fried bread around the edge of the plate to your taste.

Easy, simple, sorted.

I think I can compromise your tomato if you'll compromise on a hash brown.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Firos posted:

I think I can compromise your tomato if you'll compromise on a hash brown.

Honestly I prefer hash browns and aren't all that interested in tomatos.

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