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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

Carrie Fischer made Dr Rockso look like a fuckin mormon

i do cocaine

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lastgirl posted:

a joke

D ampersand D

breakin out the blue material i see :hai:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

paranoid randroid posted:

Carrie Fischer made Dr Rockso look like a fuckin mormon

lmao

If this was known at all I have to assume they already had a contingency plan in place for Episode 9

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Dunno, maybe they'll gently caress it up but worst case scenario is cementing the status quo.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


The Hill posted:

Ted Nugent said he’ll be appearing on Bill Maher’s show to discuss toning down political rhetoric.

The right-wing singer and commentator Nugent has recently vowed to stop using “harsh language,” and told "Fox & Friends" on Sunday that he and his “not-so-good friend” Maher will “make sure that we clarify this and that we are going to unite on no violence.”

“I think the fact that my kids and my wife have consulted me and told me I’d be more effective if I abandoned the city slicker street slang,” Nugent.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
sir we have Carrie Fischer's toxicology report here

*old timey scroll unfurls across the floor and out the door*

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Epic High Five posted:

There is a flooooood of massive voter suppression just waiting to go when SCOTUS decides that ballot box burning is cool and good

Just like when the VRA got stripped and within a week every state in the south had massive purges and suppression tactics already in effect

it's gona own when red states do another round of voter suppression against dems while blue states take the high ground and don't against reps

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Intel&Sebastian posted:

I'm not really bothered that the president is such a dumb gently caress that the only thing he knows about Panama is "The Panama Canal" because that's just part and parcel of being an average American......it's that he's such a duuuumb fucker that he also thinks he's going to look smart by talking about it when Panama comes up instead of, idk, like getting a briefing on them beforehand? Orrrr just shutting the gently caress up?

That's stupid no matter where you live.

he also knows they have that bitchin' national anthem written by van halen

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

zegermans posted:

i do cocaine

:hellyeah:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

gently caress that pants making GBS threads child rapist

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




loquacius posted:

Seeing that Brainiac Five got perma'd made me so happy and I didn't even know he was the same person as Effectronica and now I'm gazing out into the distance with a new lease on life because the future is looking bright

One of those week-probies on his rap sheet is after I had to stop talking to him because I was not physically capable of arguing with someone so angry, violent, and autistic

You could tell that guy that 2+2=4 and he'd respond by calling you a racist pedophile and telling you to eat a shotgun shell

Is there a word to concisely describe someone who keeps trying to argue with the imaginary strawmen they think of when they see that someone disagrees with them instead of actually reading your posts and responding to the actual words they say, because he was one of the fuckers that did that all the time

trump

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

lmao

If this was known at all I have to assume they already had a contingency plan in place for Episode 9

Rogue One was a prototype to that contingency plan

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

paranoid randroid posted:

sir we have Carrie Fischer's toxicology report here

*old timey scroll unfurls across the floor and out the door*

lol

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vti6xUT7Qzg

~we'll thresh the psyche and till the pride
distill the blood, proclaim the gun divine
drat the foul ego, praise the promised swarm
we are the plowshare and yet we are the sword~

old clutch ruled now they're just boring bluesdad jams

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
croakaine

is that something

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/876848862299926529

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

I'm sure the Nuge's new found appreciation for civility in our public discourse will extend to the next time a democrat wins the White House.

j/k, democrats aint winning poo poo

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



they should get some lady to hold a cape in front of her face and then they just dub carries lines in bing bong making movies is simple

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


Tight Booty Shorts posted:

I'm actually excited for the passage of the AHCA

:frogon:

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


lmao if he's still alive the next time we have a democratic president he'll go back to his old ways

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

punchymcpunch posted:

they should get some lady to hold a cape in front of her face and then they just dub carries lines in bing bong making movies is simple

green mask face and then digitally render in cocaine mustache and some on her nose like a snow capped mountain peak

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

this poo poo is gonna result in fires being set in office buildings

can't wait till the first ADA lawsuit because the desk is prodding someone in a wheelchair to stand up to "be more productive".

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




here's your desk. It will beat you if you sit funny. Good luck!

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Yeah Nuge, I'm sure it's because of your child bride that your cowardly, agitating-for-assassination rear end is toning it down

toooooo late

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

i have no idea who brainsiac 5 is cos i have never read a DND

a coluan superhero from one thousand years hence

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

bump_fn posted:

croakaine

is that something

[extremely Putinishly] Da, It can be, if you want to.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Iron Crowned posted:

What does this even mean?

That pop culture analogies tend to suck complete rear end

Also, George Lucas wrote AHCA

Serf
May 5, 2011



if you wanted to know what evil looks like, this is pretty much it

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

paranoid randroid posted:

sir we have Carrie Fischer's toxicology report here

*old timey scroll unfurls across the floor and out the door*

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

piss tape is real

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



AHCA as Death Star is actually a pretty solid metaphor, except instead of a crystal hippie planet, it's a colony planet that's 70% Empire

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

a coluan superhero from one thousand years hence

oh no i dont mean irl i mean on the forumses

he was in legion and the legion and L.E.G.I.O.N. and R.E.B.E.L.S. and L.O.B.O.S.H.O.B.O.S.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Politico uncovers one of the professional troll orgs that's trying to influence GA06

https://twitter.com/politico/status/876849332636528640

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




paranoid randroid posted:

sir we have Carrie Fischer's toxicology report here

*old timey scroll unfurls across the floor and out the door*

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
70% of the people in my office have sitstand desks and I'd give anything to hack them and gently caress with them all day long

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

This is the equivalent of pushing a red button for Coke, both kinds

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Serf posted:

if you wanted to know what evil looks like, this is pretty much it
Turn your monitor on.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Trump did piss tape

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

So wait, is it Jazz music played super quietly or is it diluted with pop music?

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
an app that organizes my apps

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