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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

poo poo, for 60 bucks I could pay a guy to dress up as a t-Rex and chase me (then gently caress) rather than watching it happen to an actor

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

It's funny that the Bible doesn't mention dinosaurs at all, while it does mention wizards.

Makes you think

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Hahaha gently caress. ticket + admission to the "jurassic world" thing was like 50$...smdh

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Can you even put a price on the true words of the lord our god?




Yes, that'll be $60 please.

Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

Captain Yossarian posted:

Hahaha gently caress. ticket + admission to the "jurassic world" thing was like 50$...smdh

And if you are a Chicago resident it ended up being like $30 total. I bet his museum doesn't offer a discount for locals, ha

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Teikanmi posted:



This is from the actual Camp David website. Is this a photoshop?

Melania tweeted this



I think it's the same photo

Why the gently caress would they photoshop him in there?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/sta...r%3D205%23pti34

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

cowofwar posted:

I love how no one in your government appears to care that departments are being run by objectively incompetent toadies.

Tax breaks tax breaks tax breaks and dump in a river jobs

I don't think you really get it. It's much worse than that.

Those people are getting hired specifically to destroy the departments they're heading.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
For us non history majors why is the panama canal thing a lol?

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Fallows posted:

For us non history majors why is the panama canal thing a lol?

global trade and USA blue water navy

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Fallows posted:

For us non history majors why is the panama canal thing a lol?

We gave it back so he's just listing things he remembers from grade school about panama. He might have said I like your hats.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Fallows posted:

For us non history majors why is the panama canal thing a lol?

When I first read this I thought you were asking why the canal exists and I wondered why the president was posting itt

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Fallows posted:

For us non history majors why is the panama canal thing a lol?

It's not, beyond being a random choice for small talk


I assume he is calling attention to it as a massive infrastructure project which many people doubted, much like his proposed wall

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

I hate you

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Why?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

:agreed: friend

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Why are you all still replying to and quoting him oh my god

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
Oxballs is here doing us a great service.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh7ZiddrkmI

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
ahahahaha

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/stat...er%3D209%23pti3

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

imagine someone with that voice during sex

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

LOL is there anything not comical, bad, or comically bad about anybody remotely connected to this admin

E:

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

imagine someone with that voice during sex

Nooo

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

Wtf this one also has two big uns, what is going on with these Christians and needing to put testicles on dinosaurs

list of dinosaur truths:

- moses and all the bible heroes totally befriended them
- they dont have gay science feathers
- they do have big juicy nuts

titanium
Mar 11, 2004

NONE SHALL PASS!

I.....I sympathize with Steve Bannon?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Please try to keep the anti-Semitism in check, guys

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

imagine someone with that voice during sex

it's working, and it's very exciting

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Nerd!

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




I could only make it 44 seconds in. What does he think "the cloud" is if not a bunch of data centers?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diQK9ES4NKk&t=44s

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

tangy yet delightful posted:

I could only make it 44 seconds in. What does he think "the cloud" is if not a bunch of data centers?

An actual cloud

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
:yayclod:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Fallows posted:

For us non history majors why is the panama canal thing a lol?

Imagine Trymp comes to Paris and the only thing that Macron knows about the US is that France gave them a famous "Freedom sculpture" at some point. Macron mentions this little factoid proudly and smirks into the camera

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

sexpot posted:

LOL is there anything not comical, bad, or comically bad about anybody remotely connected to this admin

Let's not go overboard here, obviously there's

uhh

Well how about

(unintelligible)

Or at least

oh dear

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

Imagine Trymp comes to Paris and the only thing that Macron knows about the US is that France gave them a famous "Freedom sculpture" at some point. Macron mentions this little factoid proudly and smirks into the camera

Didn't the previous French President actually do this when he met Obama a while ago (but without the smirk)

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

Please try to keep the anti-Semitism in check, guys

My favorite Jew is Gilbert Gottfried and he would kick Jared's rear end

sexpot fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Jun 19, 2017

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
A small lol while googling Steve Bannon, a news story pops into the results with the headline
"Steve Bannon “crapping” himself over probe into Donald Trump campaign’s Russian data connections"

Story isn't all that substantiated, so I'm taking it with a grain of salt and a small lol just for the headline popping up.
http://www.palmerreport.com/politics/steve-bannon-crapping-himself-russia/3492/

I was aiming to insert ten or so Bannons into that picture instead of Slenderman, but didn't spot a full length shot I wanted to use, so maybe I'll do something with Stephen Miller or something. Who'd make a better Slenderman, Kushner, Miller, or someone else?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

sexpot posted:

My favorite Jew is Gilbert Gottfried and he would kick Jared's rear end

Gilbert Gottfried used to be a flyweight boxer. He could probably kick a lot of peoples' asses

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.
Since I havent lol'd about the whole fox attorney thing..Chris Cuomo keeps asking Jay why doesn't he, or his legal team, or the White House Counsel just call Mueller and ask Mueller if Trump is under investigation. Chris Cuomo says it's easy to make the phone call and then all this confusion would be clarified within 5 minutes.
Then Jay just tries to dodge the question, lol.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

bloom posted:

Let's not go overboard here, obviously there's

uhh

Well how about

(unintelligible)

Or at least

oh dear

Ivanka hasn't embarrassed herself publicly yet, she seemsto have her poo poo together somewhat

I mean, there was some minor stuff like that Juicero endorsement or her neighbors hating her but that's normal rich people stuff

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

lmao, what a voice

I hope he gets his prom date

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