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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Intel&Sebastian posted:

We're going to Make America Great Again by putting everything in the cloud!

*minutes later*

Breaking: Republicans expose entire country's personal information after storing all their poo poo in the cloud

"the cloud" is a brilliant piece of marketing

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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
Today in presidential tweet history!!!!!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/potus44/status/611993830980747265

https://twitter.com/potus44/status/744656711596773380

https://twitter.com/flotus44/status/744547424757223425

https://twitter.com/potus44/status/744734234179477504

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/876778344636928000

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He's probably right in the universe where we update all this poo poo in some sort of nationalized sweep free of privatized bullshit but lol if you think we're going to end up in net positive position with the Republicans and worst of the worst dumbass Tech Bro's diddling around looking for the laziest solution possible that lines their pockets at the same time.

Silicate valley tech bois invented bus routes today, theyre so smart

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Admiral Ray posted:

innovated a bus

Juicero'd a bus

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

amazon about to become US STEEL

if trump uses their 'cloud'

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Xelkelvos posted:

Alec Baldwin as Donald J. "Big Hands" Trump
Michael Cera as Jared "Smokin' da" Kushner

Who else is on the cast list?

Uma Thurman as Melania Trump?
Rosie O' Donnell as Sarah Huckabee-Sanders?

Phillip Seymour Hoffman William H. Macy as Steve Bannon
Tony Hale as Stephen Miller
Cuba Good Jr as HUD Secretary Dr. Ben Carson
Steve Martin as Mike Pence

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
You know what clouds also produce?

Snowflakes.

Checkmate, libtards. :smuggo:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
whatever happened to that techbro luxury bus thing they had going in san fran?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

ex post facho posted:

You know what clouds also produce?

Snowflakes.

Checkmate, libtards. :smuggo:

Precipitation doesn't decide on what form it takes until it finishes its travel to the ground.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Jose posted:

miachael cera's film career can be revived when they make a trump admin film

there is no way you can cover this administration in a single film, it's got to be a cinematic universe of interconnected stories

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Consummate Professional posted:

I was expecting Nathan fielder but some how it's worse lol

pre-pubecent nathan fielder is a p good description of the kush's voice

someone needs to get that dude some infowars testosterone supplements stat

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


lmbo Obama has a beautiful family. no wonder white supremacists lost their poo poo and elected a decaying piss hog

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Squizzle posted:

lmebo if you have an ethos

fuckin nihilists, dude

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Agrajag posted:

whatever happened to that techbro luxury bus thing they had going in san fran?

probably got enough people/police to poo poo on the protesters to leave them alone.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Intel&Sebastian posted:

He's probably right in the universe where we update all this poo poo in some sort of nationalized sweep free of privatized bullshit but lol if you think we're going to end up in net positive position with the Republicans and worst of the worst dumbass Tech Bro's diddling around looking for the laziest solution possible that lines their pockets at the same time.
no I mean in that they'll do it because he said despite him being able to get a leveraged derivatives option in jail, not that it's a good idea at all

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Nichael posted:

there is no way you can cover this administration in a single film, it's got to be a cinematic universe of interconnected stories

HBO series adaptation will run four years longer than the administration itself, court controversy with "preposterous" amounts of male nudity, in particular from co-star John Slattery in his scandalous portrayal of Mike Pence

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

gently caress off obama

We're all gonna die because of you

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


iSimian posted:

Is this Infrastructure Week or Comey Tapes Week?

Infrastructure Week ends with president Trump's second term in January 2025

:(

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
CNN = Владеть

https://twitter.com/acosta/status/876865516819947521

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Nichael posted:

there is no way you can cover this administration in a single film, it's got to be a cinematic universe of interconnected stories

It's not even been 6 months

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Nichael posted:

there is no way you can cover this administration in a single film, it's got to be a cinematic universe of interconnected stories

Sure you can. The intro and opening credits can just be rapid fire intercuts of the escalator, taco bowl, RNC convention, Billy Bush tape.

Them you have like 90 minutes or more to play with whem it comes to the shitshow of his actual preaidency

Bing bong bing so simple

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


All this off camera stuff hasn't bolstered my confidence that Sean Spicer is still alive

HereComesEverybody
Mar 2, 2007

a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

Xelkelvos posted:

Alec Baldwin as Donald J. "Big Hands" Trump
Michael Cera as Jared "Smokin' da" Kushner

Who else is on the cast list?

Uma Thurman as Melania Trump?
Rosie O' Donnell as Sarah Huckabee-Sanders?

Sofia Vergara as Melania imo

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

fake news, сука

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Hope this matters some day

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/876863470108647424

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

gently caress off obama

We're all gonna die because of you

but he's so noble and stuff you know keeping quiet and just focusing on raising money from rich people to build his Jedi temple in Chicago.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

gently caress off obama

We're all gonna die because of you

:salt:

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
lorbl

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.businessinsider.com/study-ahca-job-loss-coverage-insured-2017-6

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


fits my needs posted:

but he's so noble and stuff you know keeping quiet and just focusing on raising money from rich people to build his Jedi temple in Chicago.

happy father's day to the hundreds of children he droned :yayclod:

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Consummate Professional posted:

fake news, сука

Ед Валлс!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I still think that Erick Erickson only hates Trump because Trump is also a fat, loud buffoon who says crazy poo poo but is way better at it than he is.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Eric Son of Eric

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Just listened to the audio of the fat lovely white supremacists in police uniforms barely huffing over their bloated breathing and probably 8 powdered dougnuts crammed into their slobbering jaws shooting that Seattle woman 11 times.

No order to 'put the knife down' no attempt to de-escalation at all, just barking 'get back!' and then opening fire as they were probably getting high off of it.


We absolutely need federal oversight of police departments and any police officer anywhere in the United States who has ever been a member of any white supremacy group needs to be disqualified from service as it's a pretty blatant violation of the 14th amendment that black people are routinely deprived of due process of the law in this country.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Robert Plant posted:

HBO series adaptation will run four years longer than the administration itself, court controversy with "preposterous" amounts of male nudity, in particular from co-star John Slattery in his scandalous portrayal of Mike Pence

Slattery is way too charming to ever play Pence.

ex post facho posted:

Sure you can. The intro and opening credits can just be rapid fire intercuts of the escalator, taco bowl, RNC convention, Billy Bush tape.

Them you have like 90 minutes or more to play with whem it comes to the shitshow of his actual preaidency

Bing bong bing so simple
I want a Trump Doctor Sex Cake origin story. It needs to be a cinematic universe.

Isn't this tweet a violation of federal law, like his goon who similarly urged people to vote for a specific candidate on a government account? Or does it not count since this is Donny's "personal" account, not his big boy account?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

gently caress off obama

We're all gonna die because of you

the sin of making fun of trump is the heaviest burden

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

A Handed Missus posted:

happy father's day to the hundreds of children he droned :yayclod:

being an orphan means everyone is your father now!

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

A Handed Missus posted:

happy father's day to the hundreds of children he droned :yayclod:

Heh salty much? :smug:

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