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Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

ex post facho posted:

swan meat and sex

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



idk that seems like a lot of loving work for Sex Thrillerson

now if KUSH! did it that would be more likely

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Nichael posted:

does the media ever question why a US predisent is so drat concerned about the thoughts and feelings of a third rate has been nation like Russia? 95% of our foreign policy is now "Are we hurting Putin's feelings?! :ohdear:"

No one has ever questioned his sanity for bringing up Rosie O'Donnell

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shageletic posted:

you have to be smart to be a dweeb i thought

the guy googled china on amazon, scanning titles until he could find Trump's head of foreign policy

no that's a nerd

a dweeb is a nerd minus the smart

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

trump dumber than bootlicking cable tv show host

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



he's going to come crawling back to Morning Joe's televised pit of debauchery

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

the guy thought that making a back channel to Russia using Russian technology while also angling to help his businesses was a good idea

he's a real dumb dumb

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





tillersons "dont gently caress up my oil money" doctrine

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Who's the person in the chamber?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Shageletic posted:

the guy thought that making a back channel to Russia using Russian technology while also angling to help his businesses was a good idea

he's a real dumb dumb

he has no oversight and will be given full reign to do as he pleases

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Yinlock posted:

no that's a nerd

a dweeb is a nerd minus the smart

oh ok, you should know then

~slam~

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


comedy :gas:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

MaxxBot posted:

Who's the person in the chamber?

white rurals

TRUMP!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/876871589098397696

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


:thurman:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Robert Plant posted:

Ignoring Alec Baldwin because his Trump wouldn't play outside of SNL, I don't know who'd I'd cast as Trump in a legit movie/series. Would've gone Philip Seymour Hoffman if he was still alive, now I don't know though

lena dunham

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe


Aww, not-Steve Doocy just wants to help Trump.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Shageletic posted:

the guy thought that making a back channel to Russia using Russian technology while also angling to help his businesses was a good idea

he's a real dumb dumb

he's not going to face any consequences lol

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016




why didn't the host ask why doanldo donated to the CLINTONS

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/patriothole/status/876872432166072320

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

but if he's mad at Fox & Friends, where is he going to get his news?? :ohdear:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

partisan politics?

in presidential investigations?

what in the world is this world coming to?

:allears:

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Squizzle posted:

lena dunham

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


One day Trump is going to get mad enough to throw his phone at the TV

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Robert Plant posted:

Yeah but I like dream casting so I'ma have my fun with it. Cranston could do Pence, Aaron Paul appears briefly as a deeply upset jockey

cast John Noble in flashback sequences as an abusive Fred Trump

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

how is this fukken goblin still even alive good god

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


And I fervently hope a staffer is around to record that

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
3 point plan

1 Lift all sanctions
2 Give them the Ukraine
3 Naptime

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




quote:

This was not an isolated incident, according to others who were close to Gingrich at the time. One former aide describes approaching a car with Gingrich’s daughters in hand, only to find the candidate with a woman, her head buried in his lap. The aide quickly turned and led the girls away. Another former friend maintains that Gingrich repeatedly made sexual advances to her when her husband was out of town. On one occasion, he visited under the guise of comforting her after the death of a relative, and instead tried to seduce her. In certain circles in the mid-1970s, Gingrich was developing a reputation as a ladies’ man.

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011





step 1: cyka blyat
step 2: the nukes are flyin
step 3: ed balls

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/876873285417537537

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
today owns.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

as the undersecretary of beer, I will advise against most cider because it's HFCS with flavoring

I'm getting sick thinking about it. Very bad choice.

CAROL
Oct 29, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
haha trumo lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

quote:

Republican Caitlyn Jenner spoke to the College Republican National Committee conference recently, answering questions and addressing the crowd.

Jenner was asked almost immediately about the news of the week: the shooting at a congressional baseball practice that wounded members of Congress and Capitol Police officers.

“Nobody deserves what happened out there, there’s no justification,” she said.”It’s happened then and it will happen again, unfortunately,” she added, blaming “crazy people.”

“Fortunately,” she added, “the guy was a really bad shot. Yeah, liberals can’t even shoot straight,” she said, mocking James Hodgkinson, the Bernie Sanders supporter and former campaign volunteer who opened fire on the baseball practice.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

CAROL posted:

haha trumo lol

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shageletic posted:

oh ok, you should know then

~slam~

oh look at big man shageletic throwing in with the world's most obvious lame burn

*throws up arms* oh im soooo hurt oh nooo im going to go cry like a baby now lol *walks into bedroom and shuts door*

*muffled genuine sobbing*

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

proposal: game of thrones but with mcdonalds characters. mayor mccheese is robert baratheon and birdie is cersei. he took over after a rebellion against the Mad King Ronald McDonald. His best friend is the honorable yet stubborn Officer Big Mac. Hamburglar is Littlefinger and Grimace Island(as made canon in The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald: The Legend of Grimace Island) is Dorne

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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


note that hatch has said he hasn't actually seen it

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