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Agean90: Jun 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/KeeganNYC/status/876761864604200961

ayo gently caress the cops

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:18

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# ? May 15, 2024 08:12

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Louisgod posted:

please stop talking about Star Citizen, I loving hate Star Citizen

TRUMP

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:18

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

Louisgod posted:

please stop talking about Star Citizen, I loving hate Star Citizen

TRUMP

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:18

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

shut up about spaceship concept art game nobody cares

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:18

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Trump plz fund star citizen

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:18

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

thrawn527 posted:

Oh, it also had 2 future cast members of Sweet Home Alabama. So, you know, that's something.

huh I didn't know Flash made an acting career for himself

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:18

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

quote:

THE MIXMASTER

One of the more common service requests is for a mixed drink. Passengers key in their order through ICES, which immediately transmits that information to the MixMaster associated with that particular section.

The MixMaster is connected to eight different beverages and has a rotating set of nozzles. Pressing one of the eight associated buttons causes the corresponding beverage to dispense until the button is released. Alongside the seat of the passenger that ordered the drink and the time remaining before a reputational penalty starts to accrue is the formula for the desired concoction. A formula such as 1-1-4-8 would indicate that two parts beverage 1, one part beverage 4, and one part beverage 8 are required. The quality of the drink � displayed on the MixMaster � is determined by how accurately the portions were allocated. If the player isn�t happy with the quality of the drink they can simply press a key to discard it and start anew, but ships carry a limited supply of beverages so this tactic should be used sparingly. Upon acceptance of a drink it is moved to a conveyor belt on the side. Thus, players can prepare multiple drinks in a row and then move to deliver them, or one player can mix the drinks and another can focus on getting them where they belong.

While a passenger in Coach would be fairly forgiving with regard to slow delivery times and a poor mixture quality, travelers in Business Class and up would expect much more, and repeatedly disappointing them would have an adverse effect on their opinion of the flight, and ultimately the player�s reputation.

quote:

$400

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:18

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Agean90 posted:

https://twitter.com/KeeganNYC/status/876761864604200961

ayo gently caress the cops

yeah but was she an angel?!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:18

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Agean90 posted:

https://twitter.com/KeeganNYC/status/876761864604200961

ayo gently caress the cops

drat that's hosed up

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:19

ass cobra: May 28, 2004; by Azathoth

zegermans posted:

yeah but was she an angel?!

she is now

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:19

Iridium: Apr 4, 2002; Wretched Harp

once every couple of weeks i hit the star citizen forum to see if trump made it great again yet

meanwhile i'm coming up on two years past my refund, which i got because the game was a year overdue.

gg nextscam

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:19

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

powerball lives

skrulls dont count

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:19

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Agean90 posted:

https://twitter.com/KeeganNYC/status/876761864604200961

ayo gently caress the cops

ARMED PREGNANT WOMAN

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

https://twitter.com/CNNChyronBot/status/876880848376803328

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

who the hell called this guy smart!!!!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Al! posted:

posting on the yospos page

C-SPAM solidarity :yeah:

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://twitter.com/mattsheffield/status/876862596326010880

Someone sign Jon Hamm to play this handsome lawyer in the Trump presidency TV series.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Agean90 posted:

https://twitter.com/KeeganNYC/status/876761864604200961

ayo gently caress the cops

life begins at conception, and that BABY'S GOT A KNIFE

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

kumba: Nov 8, 2003; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride; Lipstick Apathy

i just ate two chili dogs and now i cant remember where i live

alex was right

rip me

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Agean90 posted:

https://twitter.com/KeeganNYC/status/876761864604200961

ayo gently caress the cops

yeah but her fetus had a gun

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

I've sunk more hours into factorio, 7 days to die, and rust than I ever will in any other game and they cost combined less than star citizen

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:20

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

That DICK! posted:

life begins at conception, and that BABY'S GOT A KNIFE

BABY IS THE REPORTED BURGLAR

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:21

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Agrajag posted:

drat that's hosed up

she actually made them promise not to shoot her before letting them in

they of course immediately opened fire

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:21

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

holy gently caress that is a lot of god damned words dude

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:22

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Yinlock posted:

she actually made them promise not to shoot her before letting them in

they of course immediately opened fire

She had a knife, what were they supposed to do? Go back out the door and give her space?!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:22

thrawn527: Mar 27, 2004; Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

zegermans posted:

huh I didn't know Flash made an acting career for himself

It's okay, it's basically over now anyway.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:22

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Yinlock posted:

she actually made them promise not to shoot her before letting them in

they of course immediately opened fire

NOBODY TELLS THE AUTHORITAHS WHAT THEY CAN AND CANT DO!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:22

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Venom Snake posted:

One of my friends sent me that tweet because one of the names is almost exactly the same as mine and he didn't know I enlisted in the navy and died.

im glad your safe dakota

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:22

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

holy gently caress that is a lot of god damned words dude

for real I thought it was just my sleep deprivation that made my eyes glaze over

on a scale of 1 to 10 hour juicero is it?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:22

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Yinlock posted:

she actually made them promise not to shoot her before letting them in

they of course immediately opened fire

Preggo strength my man, all cops know it exists

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:22

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

she actually made them promise not to shoot her before letting them in

they of course immediately opened fire

yeah i heard that and started takin xanax

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:23

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

holy gently caress that is a lot of god damned words dude

they do that a lot to sell jpegs or pieces of jpegs that go onto other jpegs

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:23

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/876871589098397696

i gotta tingle in my gingle

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:23

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

holy gently caress that is a lot of god damned words dude

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# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:23

sullat: Jan 9, 2012

Shageletic posted:

Kushner is leading a commission reform the govt without having anyone from the govt on it

Well, of course, you can't trust bureaucrats to reform, only trust fund babies who ran their parent's business for them while they were in prison.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:23

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

zegermans posted:

for real I thought it was just my sleep deprivation that made my eyes glaze over

on a scale of 1 to 10 hour juicero is it?

in game juicero that seemingly only gives you an opportunity for player errors :wtc:

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:23

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

mormonpartyboat posted:

quote:

My first thought was why can't the mix master be designed to provide a measured quantity of beverage at the press of a button?
I understand the desire to design a skill based mini game but it does seem a bit unrealistic when all the bars I go to have optics or shot measures to guarantee the correct amount of alcohol.
Also we've had drink vending machines that manage to measure the correct amount of water into a cup of instant tea/coffee for a long time too so what's happened in the future to lose that tech?
The blade servers failing is interesting but only if they fail at a really low rate otherwise why don't all the other computer systems in ships, stations and planets also fail all the time?
The same goes for illnesses - hopefully there won't be an unnaturally higher rate of illness aboard a starliner than other ships and I hope it's not limited to just passengers but NPC crew and even PCs too
Overall I'm pleased with the depth of design for passenger transport as it shows the possibilities for other professions in the 'verse but I'm also concerned that it shows that they will ignore realistic automated solutions or rely on unrealistic levels of occurrence to create a profession based on "spinning plates" gameplay of running between various unrealistic mini games.

fake game Star Citizen had fake gameplay of transporting fake passengers around fake space? lol

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:24

byob historian: Nov 5, 2008; I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

bump_fn posted:

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unironically this

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:24

Agrajag: Jan 21, 2006; gat dang thats hot

Yinlock posted:

she actually made them promise not to shoot her before letting them in

they of course immediately opened fire

again taht's hosed up

also its a foregone conclusion that those fuckers will not face anything more than a mere slap on the wrist

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:24

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CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Iridium posted:

once every couple of weeks i hit the star citizen forum to see if trump made it great again yet

meanwhile i'm coming up on two years past my refund, which i got because the game was a year overdue.

gg nextscam

i was thinking about this yesterday but forgot, what the gently caress is going on with that game

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:24

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