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The show is a little weirdly, I dunno if voyeuristic is the right word, but certainly sensationalized.
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loquacius posted:Come to think of it I think 16 is legal in most US states too. I heard a lot of people on that show ended up walking even when they were actively perving on a 12-year-old rather than struggling with an attraction to someone over the age of consent. He'd probably have ended up really embarrassed but not in prison. He'd also have a large legal bill. The age of 16 may be legal in most states, but the age difference is also important. Some states have so-called Romeo and Juliet laws to protect the older participant in such cases if the age difference is only a few years. A 16-year-old with a 19-year-old may be fine under that law, but with a 30-year-old it would be illegal.
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bradzilla posted:turn on your monitor harsh but I do post in the star trek thread
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Police Automaton posted:harsh but I do post in the star trek thread Reported.
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Anton Chigurh posted:He'd also have a large legal bill. FL has that type, but GA has the "your average 16 yo girl is banging a 23 yo college drop out" kind. Also, pretty sure Hawaii has full consent at age 14, lol.
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Ages of consent across jurisdictions? Excellent work, guys and gals. All we're missing in order to complete the "Gas This Thread" incantation is someone popping up and saying "actually it's ephebophilia, and that's different from pedophilia because"
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Age of a consent is a thoroughly modern construction why if you look at the ancient Greeks and romans
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goddamn you people creepergoon quit being creepy go develop relationships with grown people. really no need to explore this notion that, oh well its legally ok. well bestiality in some places is legally ok, Morally Inept is still exactly that. what are you going to even talk about with a child, how much school sucks? thats how you end up being blink 182 friends and you dont want that.
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Yeah I think it's about time for different contentquote:Hi loq and hi thread, I posted some time back about living in a Wal-mart. You don't need a down payment on an apartment, you might need first/last month's rent but you don't even need that if you go on CL and find an existing housing group looking for a new roommate or sublet an apartment Both of those should probably be things you try before living in either a WalMart or a tent in the woods Skipping another infowars_viewer.txt fesh because it bores me quote:April 13th, 2014. 6 pm. My life is awesome. I have a good job and just got a raise. The weather is beautiful. I'm driving home from work to meet my live in girlfriend, Samantha. She's cooking hot dogs and beans for dinner, and we'll probably end up having sex afterwards. huh that sure is a thing I just read Anyway if this is a real story you could probably be collecting disability benefits, IANAL but that's an option for just this kind of situation
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That fat man was your spirit guide.
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Join a wheelchair basketball team. Go swimming. Read/write stuff. Can you still skydive without legs too? That'd be cool
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tesilential posted:This but unironically Way to out yourself as a Bitcoiner.
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loquacius posted:
you said it well friend, in addition, way to learn to love yourself just a little bit, and hey if true you beat up a violent drug addict prone, most perfectly abled folk cant sport that one. its all one drag in the slow march til death if you view it that way friend. Good for asking for help.
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Jun 19, 2017 22:43
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Yeah, and demoted because you got a disability? A lawyer would have a field day with that.
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Way to out yourself as a Bitcoiner. Just want to point out if liquidity is what's holding anyone back from investing in buttcoin GBTC exists and is as liquid as any other equity traded. I wouldn't do it because it's highly speculative and I think the market is peaking and I just need to see some sort of regulation on crypto currency before I'd put any money in it, but there you guys go.
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reading about that cripple smashing the poo poo out of that crazy fat fucker brought a tear to my eye beautiful
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The worst part about the accident is when he woke up and started using weird syntax gimmicks like prefixing paragraphs with what time it was.
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I feel like I would need to shower after being in a local lake, but everything's relative I guess. You do you, stinky forest goon.
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quote:gently caress YOU IN MY SHITTER
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quote:I had a strange dream a few days ago. Was a bit terrifying, but I wouldn't call it a nightmare because it didn't jar me awake. Was more of a thought exercise about home defense. I think it was fueled by reading a recent story of a defensive shooting involving a crazy guy trying to drown toddlers in a bathtub. The mother was trying to stop him, but he was keeping her away with a knife. While this was going on the 12-year-old daughter ran next door to get help and their neighbor came to their aid with a gun and shot the guy dead. Toddlers, mother, and 12-year-old daughter were fine. Relatively good ending to an extremely lovely situation. They're likely scarred for life, but at least they're not dead. Don't be, dude. That is the correct response. Very rarely do people break into other people's apartments with the express intention of instakilling them, because you have to be uniquely nuts to want to do something like that for no actual reason. Most of the time it's gonna be a robbery, in which case they'll be there for a while. And if you run in there and start panic-firing who knows who or what you'll hit. Call 911 and let the professionals handle it. quote:I am beginning to worry that I might be a compulsive gambler. Jesus, dude, if you're gambling every day and you're up 10,000 you gotta quit while you're ahead take the money and run because that poo poo is not sustainable Use your gambling winnings on several lifetimes' worth of company parking. Why do they charge their employees to park their cars at their job anyway? That's bullshit.
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got any sevens posted:Join a wheelchair basketball team. Go swimming. Read/write stuff. Can you still skydive without legs too? That'd be cool And buy some loving oil for those squeaky wheelchair wheels! JFC!
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gambling goon - you've found something you're good at, so keep at it you could also rope some hobos in, pay them to play while you are at the office?
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loquacius posted:Use your gambling winnings on several lifetimes' worth of company parking. Why do they charge their employees to park their cars at their job anyway? That's bullshit. Probably because the company doesn't own it, you noob. Not even the employees at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (total assets of over $36 billion) get free parking, and the parking garage is literally right next to their headquarters in Seattle.
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My dream last night was that i was acting out a 3d platformer game irl. I havent even played one in months, it was weird
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Anton Chigurh posted:Probably because the company doesn't own it, you noob. Not even the employees at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (total assets of over $36 billion) get free parking, and the parking garage is literally right next to their headquarters in Seattle. I live in Seattle and what is "free parking"?
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Anton Chigurh posted:Probably because the company doesn't own it, you noob. Not even the employees at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation (total assets of over $36 billion) get free parking, and the parking garage is literally right next to their headquarters in Seattle. He called it the company lot, that seems at least indicative enough that they own it that I shouldn't be insulted for assuming they do, but whatever I don't care enough to actually get in an internet argument about it also the Gates Foundation not buying a drat employee lot is bullshit as well. I worked at Microsoft and not only did MS employees get free parking but they also got free bus passes 
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Axel Freed posted:The thing is, I'm still making a profit. Not a lot, but on my taxes this year my casino winnings were around 10 thousand dollars. Bullshit. There are exactly two ways to consistently make money gambling: playing poker, and counting cards at blackjack. Poker requires you to put in hundreds of hundreds of hours of practice to even have a chance at being good. As for blackjack, you can sit down at the $10 table and walk away $100 richer after an hour, but if you try it at any table with a substantial bet, they absolutely will catch you. Source: have counted cards and walked away $100 richer.
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I've already said this in the this thread, but I have been in the casino business for a decade. Please tell me you signed up for a player's card and you use it. If you're gonna be an idiot then you can at least take advantage of comps. Everyone exaggerates about how much money they're down or how much money they spend. So, there is a 99% chance that you're in more deeper than you're letting on. If you feel like your gambling is getting out of control (which you obviously do) you can go to anyone in security or any supervisor and ask for a permanent self-exclusion. You will fill out a form and then they will remove you from the property and if you come back on property in all likelihood you will be arrested for trespassing. Please get help. One time while I was working grave shift as a cage cashier a lady came up to window at 3am on a Tuesday. She was trying to get a cash advance on her credit card. She started off at $2000 on one card and it was denied, she'd do $1500 denied, $1000 denied, and $500 denied. She pulled out about 20 credit cards all together and did the exact same thing for each one. By the 3rd card she was bawling her eyes out. You seriously do not want to end up like that. Please don't, it's not fun to deal a game and a player tells me that if I give him bad cards he's probably gonna get evicted. I hate people that put me in that position, mostly because anything I do has no loving bearing whatsoever on what any outcome of the hands are. (roulette is a slightly different story.) Get help. Edit: You can also consistently play Craps for a living, but the variance is so wild that you need an extremely large bankroll to get yourself through the many losing streaks you will have. I Brake For MILFs fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Jun 20, 2017 |
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What's the One Weird Trick to winning craps? It's a fun game but my strategy isn't much more than "bet on 6 and 8, pray"
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CodfishCartographer posted:What's the One Weird Trick to winning craps? It's a fun game but my strategy isn't much more than "bet on 6 and 8, pray" Bet both the pass and don't pass line and only bet on the odds depending on what the point is. Though that's no fun and craps is supposed to be fun so just throw hundred dollar bets on the pass and scream about needing new shoes.
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Bernie Getz posted:So in my dream I get woken up at some dark hour of the morning by a knock at my door. Professional burglars never carry guns. The laws vary by state, but generally, committing a robbery with a gun in your pocket is armed robbery, and that's long, hard time. So the people in this scenario are probably mob heavies, which gets you killed if you interfere.
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Personally, and this is just my opinion so please, do not take offense, but I think it is OKAY to shame and entrap pedophiles who try to hook up with kids online and then try to go to the kids house to gently caress the kid. I also think it would be okay if we summarily executed them without a trial, also This is just an opinion though, i don't wish to upset any pedophiles reading this
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I Brake For MILFs posted:(roulette is a slightly different story.) What can you do in roulette that helps the player?
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Zzulu posted:Personally, and this is just my opinion so please, do not take offense, but I think it is OKAY to shame and entrap pedophiles who try to hook up with kids online and then try to go to the kids house to gently caress the kid. I also think it would be okay if we summarily executed them without a trial, also Why do you have to move so fast? We don't have to take our clothes off To have a good time Oh no We could mario party all night And drink some natty ice, oh (show does not help prosecute sex offenders, mainstreams the idea that fbi or whoever is on the other end of the aol chat, trolling)
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loquacius posted:Yeah I think it's about time for different content hot dogs and beans? Your life was already poo poo mate
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Zzulu posted:Personally, and this is just my opinion so please, do not take offense, but I think it is OKAY to shame and entrap pedophiles who try to hook up with kids online and then try to go to the kids house to gently caress the kid. I also think it would be okay if we summarily executed them without a trial, also I mostly agree with this, but I really don't want to open up the "execute without trial" jar unless we really have to.
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Zzulu posted:Personally, and this is just my opinion so please, do not take offense, but I think it is OKAY to shame and entrap pedophiles who try to hook up with kids online and then try to go to the kids house to gently caress the kid. I also think it would be okay if we summarily executed them without a trial, also the only real problem with this is that the "summary execution" thinking is what makes pedos so secretive in the first place, instead of willing to seek help and medication instead I suggest the crowdfunding of my idea: Castration Island. it's advertised as a place where all the pedos get to live in peace and harmony with other pedos but they have to be chemically castrated. then when they physically step off the plane they get shot in the head
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Eight years single isn't a dry spell, it's a lifestyle.
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cda posted:Eight years single isn't a dry spell, it's a lifestyle. Yeah, dude just needs to get his dick wet.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:the only real problem with this is that the "summary execution" thinking is what makes pedos so secretive in the first place, instead of willing to seek help and medication I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter sir
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