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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

i can't believe "scientists" have allowed this notion of radiation being extremely dangerous to go on for so long

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peepeepants
Oct 9, 2001

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."


He already deleted the first one:
https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/876900230691553280

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



did tromp just twat out of order

edit: it's a good thing the scripted reportbot is better disciplined than The President of the United States

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

succ posted:

tfw u realize all politician animals are used as a political prop and they dont actually give a poo poo about them



i thought this was a extremely serious dog wearing a london bobby hat from the timg and im sad its not

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
i cant believe obama would campaign for hillary and get away with it

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

SKULL.GIF posted:

https://osc.gov/Pages/The-Hatch-Act-Frequently-Asked-Questions-on-Federal-Employees-and-the-Use-of-Social-Media-and-Email.aspx

Trump is pretty blatantly tying these candidates' potential victories to his own political activities and efforts here, so it violates the Hatch Act

It's about as clear cut as you can get

but does it matter

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Kids are running around naked loving in the bushes :stare:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

lol

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide
North Korean kid we just got back has died

https://twitter.com/WCPO/status/876900164522303488

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
still laughing that the vote to confirm the FEMA administrator got delayed by a storm btw

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

trump 2020: i just want to go home

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

703 posted:

North Korean kid we just got back has died

https://twitter.com/WCPO/status/876900164522303488

what about the white supremacist gop dude who got his dick shot off

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Joementum posted:

still laughing that the vote to confirm the FEMA administrator got delayed by a storm btw

Fun Times With God

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

rofl "this reporter is amazed and afraid and also an easily predicted robot"

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

murked by dragon posted:

but at what cost?

Time away from his infant daughter.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

703 posted:

North Korean kid we just got back has died

https://twitter.com/WCPO/status/876900164522303488

looks like he doesn't have a promising korea head of him

Serf
May 5, 2011


Yinlock posted:

i can't believe "scientists" have allowed this notion of radiation being extremely dangerous to go on for so long

there's this weird thing where people try to downplay the effects of nukes and make them more acceptable for deployment

its the most insane thing i've ever seen

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



703 posted:

North Korean kid we just got back has died

https://twitter.com/WCPO/status/876900164522303488

don't go to north korea and steal poo poo

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes


the president should hire someone to tweet for him

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Potato County better be next to Pancreas County if they don't want to lose 20% of their population off the bat

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

shiksa posted:

https://twitter.com/danney_williams/status/876550361955389442


theres not much weirder out there than the guy who is just so thirsty for daddy bill

I mean, has he done a 23 and Me?

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

703 posted:

North Korean kid we just got back has died

https://twitter.com/WCPO/status/876900164522303488

:rip: but who gonna miss a warm beer

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

nope, no it does not matter

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/876901333990858752

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Serf posted:

there's this weird thing where people try to downplay the effects of nukes and make them more acceptable for deployment

its the most insane thing i've ever seen

actually nukes are incredibly safe and good to have around the house and furthermore

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/HouseInSession/status/876900614038573056

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

rofl "this reporter is amazed and afraid and also an easily predicted robot"

the truest turing test is to see if a computer will click the pope to win a free pope

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

kaleedity posted:

did tromp just twat out of order

no, it was in order, he was shouting about some district race


703 posted:

North Korean kid we just got back has died

https://twitter.com/WCPO/status/876900164522303488

cool, so whats our new policy with NK now besides Michael Pence, noted horse fucker sternly gazing at its border from the DMZ and saying out loud "Weakness arouses Evil" towards them.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


After hearing Kushner's voice I am 100% positive he is heavily invested in Star Citizen.

Ironically, he would still probably be a better SA Forums moderator than Derek Smart.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


703 posted:

North Korean kid we just got back has died

https://twitter.com/WCPO/status/876900164522303488

I guess now we know why they gave Warmbier back, they must have known he was on death's door and knew that it would look real real real bad if an American citizen died in North Korean captivity

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
That kid that was released from North Korea has died.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


OhFunny posted:

That kid that was released from North Korea has died.

Donald Trump was elected President.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Serf posted:

there's this weird thing where people try to downplay the effects of nukes and make them more acceptable for deployment

its the most insane thing i've ever seen

i ride my nuke to work every morning and im totally fine

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


is Nunes in an at all risky seat? Because it'd be hilarious if he ate poo poo for Trump like that dude on the Simpsons that took 1 of 8 bullets for Huey Long

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Serf posted:

incorrect lol

What a nuclear exchange would look like has changed over the decades and it's not "Duck and Cover" 1950's pop science. There are dozens of factors to consider such as who launched first and what parties are involved. For example: are we talking JUST the United States and Russia? NATO and Russia? NATO, Russia, and CHYNA?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

SKULL.GIF posted:

Donald Trump was elected President.

Black Jesus was born

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

I guess now we know why they gave Warmbier back, they must have known he was on death's door and knew that it would look real real real bad if an American citizen died in North Korean captivity

I'm not sure sending him home in a coma is much of a better look tbh

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

The North Korean guy fuckin died.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mormonpartyboat posted:

the truest turing test is to see if a computer will click the pope to win a free pope

"This Wyoming computer gained sentience using this one weird trick..."

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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

D1E posted:

After hearing Kushner's voice I am 100% positive he is heavily invested in Star Citizen.

Ironically, he would still probably be a better SA Forums moderator than Derek Smart.

honestly he should be a mod

he also needs a show on pbs, so there wont be a single govt pie left witthout jareds finger in it

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