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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

You will be among the first die in the coming revolution.

We're the first house on the street, so yeah, probably!

Seriously though I grew up in subsidized housing and fell rear end backwards into a very good life. I'm hoping that if I just sneak out the back I can probably double back and blend in with the mob.

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D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

You will be among the first die in the coming revolution.

None of you have any guns, so I am not concerned

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

None of you have any guns, so I am not concerned

*flexes at u*

Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
I sleep on a .22 casing with my litter of 15 piglets. When we travel the hotels are too big

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

sean10mm posted:

Go to a run range and you will rapidly realize almost none of these motherfuckers can hit anything. Like, keeping it on the paper at 7 yards is just witchcraft to most of them. The harder they try to look tacticool the generally more worthless at shooting they are. Or just in general really.

Strong disagree. The first time I shot an AR-15, basically the 5th time ever shooting any gun ever, I was nailing it at 20 yards. Those things are so accurate it's terrifying. My first time ever holding the AR-15 I was blasting targets downrange, while after countless hours of pool I'm still 50-50 at sinking the 8.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

SHOAH NUFF posted:

My home defense are my two fists, Raylan and Boyd, named after tv show characters I enjoy

Justified is on Amazon Video and makes great background watching because the best part of the show are those two talking to each other.

Kind of forgot how quickly it goes to poo poo after S2 though.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Leperflesh posted:

Like why wouldn't you want your wifey to snuggle up?

So I can actually get some loving sleep? Sleep hygiene bro.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
I'm not against gun ownership, I just think purchasing and owning guns should be a more onerous task than buying/selling a car and that there should be no loopholes for background checks before purchasing a gun.

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

So I can actually get some loving sleep? Sleep hygiene bro.

Down with this. I run hot, so sleeping with someone touching me is not a comfortable sleep.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I think every baby born in America should be given a gun at birth

no one would ever mess with us again

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I don't know the answer to all the gun deaths. Because there isn't really much great evidence that gun control works, other than preventing suicides.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I don't like guns

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Strong disagree. The first time I shot an AR-15, basically the 5th time ever shooting any gun ever, I was nailing it at 20 yards. Those things are so accurate it's terrifying. My first time ever holding the AR-15 I was blasting targets downrange, while after countless hours of pool I'm still 50-50 at sinking the 8.

20yds is loving easy mode with an AR, there is a reason the US Military has been using a version of that platform for 52 years.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
You all should go check out this thread in GBS :

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3823011

On topic of kids and guns...if goons could ever harness their photoshop skills for good...

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I don't know the answer to all the gun deaths. Because there isn't really much great evidence that gun control works, other than preventing suicides.

it's to confiscate guns from all AFC E fans

do you really want Bills and Jets fans to have guns

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

a patagonian cavy posted:

it's to confiscate guns from all AFC E fans

do you really want Bills and Jets fans to have guns

The state's of NY/NJ have taken care of that.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
My current pride and joy

https://ibb.co/esMOJQ

Smoked stainless steel beretta .380 owned previously by the head of Iranian secret service. My old boss has insane acquaintances and I made a ton of money in Toronto so I was a little stupid with purchases.

Never fired obviously I don't need no execution gun

Amy Pole Her fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Jun 19, 2017

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Phobeste posted:

I sleep on a .22 casing with my litter of 15 piglets. When we travel the hotels are too big

lol

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Still cleaning out stuff in my dad's garage. There was a while there where my mom was a borderline ebay addict and would buy any cheap antique made before 1940. When she died all that stuff went out to the garage.

Some of this stuff is borderline racist.



pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Ehud posted:

I think every baby born in America should be given a gun at birth

no one would ever mess with us again

My baby is going to have a little ED-209 instead of a stroller.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Borderline? :stare:

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Chromatic posted:

Still cleaning out stuff in my dad's garage. There was a while there where my mom was a borderline ebay addict and would buy any cheap antique made before 1940. When she died all that stuff went out to the garage.

Some of this stuff is borderline racist.





You mean outright racist right

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
Fair enough. My parents weren't racists though.

I mean, if they were they hid it extremely well. My stepdad was but gently caress that guy.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Chromatic posted:

Still cleaning out stuff in my dad's garage. There was a while there where my mom was a borderline ebay addict and would buy any cheap antique made before 1940. When she died all that stuff went out to the garage.

Some of this stuff is borderline racist.





Lmao that reminds me of a time when my best friend bought me some "Negro Mints." That's right. The brand name was Negro.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Chromatic posted:

Fair enough. My parents weren't racists though.

I mean, if they were they hid it extremely well. My stepdad was but gently caress that guy.

Not implying they were, just still crazy to me that poo poo ever even existed in the first place.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
The year on the calendar of the toothpaste thing was 1912, so that's probably why

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





a patagonian cavy posted:

it's to confiscate guns from all AFC E fans

do you really want Bills and Jets fans to have guns

C'mon, when have Jets ever caused a problem in New York?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Diqnol posted:

You mean outright racist right

Against the CIA or ghosts?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I'm in Palm Springs for a graduation this week and it's 119 today and supposed to be 122 tomorrow

How did I grow up here

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

I'm listening to loud rap music and slinging weight. Machine.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







my gym gave me their wifi password because i said i couldn't get service

that also gives me control over the music

they still haven't figured out why the music switches from offspring to jeezy whenever i walk in

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







tell me about going.....on a cruise

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
It's an all-inclusive vacation on a boat

E: but unless you purchase a drink package alcohol is not included

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
I just made some chicken salad BLT lettuce wraps for lunch tomorrow.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

FizFashizzle posted:

tell me about going.....on a cruise

It is fun if you go with a large group of friends, not the greatest couples or family type of vacation

Norwegian Cruises is my recommendation

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
On Norwegian the alcohol costs money (less than stadium prices but more than a big American city bar) but the food is unlimited and part of your fixed ticket price, even at sit down restaurants not just buffets, so you can like, order 9 creme brulees at dinner if you want. It's easy as hell to sneak weed and pills but really, really hard to sneak alcohol, when you board you'll see huge dumpsters full of confiscated bottles

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
What else...

- I've been on 3 cruises, all Norwegian, 2 in Caribbean 1 in the Baltic Sea, they are fun because you don't have to plan anything, they aren't that expensive, and if you are with fun people it's a great time. They are bad because you are a bit restrained on what you can do, and the crowds are mostly husky American families, although I've heard Norwegian crowds are a little better than the cruise average


-the excursions are alright, I don't know much about if they are a ripoff or not but some of the activities are pretty fun, but some can get canceled for low attendance. My excursion highlight was a bus tour of St Petersburg where our bus driver got beat up by a gang of kids outside the Spilled Blood Church where the czars are buried,there's free vodka in souvenir shops

- the on-ship entertainment is very family oriented but the acrobat show and magician are cool, I love that kind of stuff but you can skip it and hang out at the casino or one of many bars or just keep eating food at one of like 8 restaurants

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
Basically if you want a vacation where you just lay and eat and drink, ...consume, then cruise. If you want to wake up early and go backpacking around some ancient ruins, you will not like a cruise

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know
Cruises are ok, it depends on where they go. If you like to drink and binge eat, cruises are for you. Bonus if they have a decent casino. Just keep in mind you are stuck on the boat. So I would make your first cruise a 3 day one instead of doing a week long in case you hate it.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

swickles posted:

Cruises are ok, it depends on where they go. If you like to drink and binge eat, cruises are for you. Bonus if they have a decent casino. Just keep in mind you are stuck on the boat. So I would make your first cruise a 3 day one instead of doing a week long in case you hate it.

Yeah, I've only been on 1 (Carnival) and I wasn't that impressed. I mean, pigging out on food 247 is all well and good, but I hated how on their schedule you had to be. They woke us up every morning at like 7am with announcements and poo poo. You had limited time in ports obviously or you miss the boat and lol good luck to you. The excursions were cool, but I would much prefer an all inclusive resort and doing a couple excursions over a cruise.

I also got the most ridiculous sunburn I ever had because since it is so windy on deck you don't realize how loving hot it is. I was beyond red, it was more maroon, and I was dependent on a steady stream of ibuprofen and alcohol to even sleep those first couple nights.

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I went to a cruise in BC & Alaska and it was pretty fun. Hiked up to a glacier one day.

Granted this was a decade ago so those glaciers are probably all gone.

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