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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


Congrats to this hero who saved future interns from getting sexually harassed by creepy congressmen

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

lol who gives a gently caress what liberals do

revolutionaries oughta know how to shoot

:yeah:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

the republicans won the civil war :eng99:

them killing lincoln immediately after losing it was a real tone setter for how things were going to go yeah

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
heinlein_quote.jpeg

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

an i aint talkin no :horse:
:colbert:

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Yinlock posted:

them killing lincoln immediately after losing it was a real tone setter for how things were going to go yeah

lincoln had to go, tbh. he was too smoothing for the team, while also not really fitting into the agents of hydra plotline

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Yinlock posted:

them killing lincoln immediately after losing it was a real tone setter for how things were going to go yeah
that was the democrats

history is a little bit more complicated than you think

(just a little)

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

an i aint talkin no :horse:
:colbert:

pence is a straight horse shooter

can fill the bag every time no drip tip

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

lincoln had to go, tbh. he was too smoothing for the team, while also not really fitting into the agents of hydra plotline

honestly he could have gone either way

the chaos he would have unleashed on the southern planter class would have been delicious

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

mdemone posted:

nah we'd have to somehow get Obama to play himself. it would also incense Trump beyond measure

Idris Elba as Obama

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/allofhertrout/status/876924730330296320

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

pence is a straight horse shooter

can fill the bag every time no drip tip
like that fukken philip knows how to party


e: sorry philip comes from the greek for h o r s e f u c k e r

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

TeriZCa8!a posted:

Idris Elba as Obama

Idris Elba as Trump

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

like that fukken philip knows how to party


e: sorry philip comes from the greek for h o r s e f u c k e r

you know the greeks invented buttfucking

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Robert Plant posted:

Ignoring Alec Baldwin because his Trump wouldn't play outside of SNL, I don't know who'd I'd cast as Trump in a legit movie/series. Would've gone Philip Seymour Hoffman if he was still alive, now I don't know though

John Goodman?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Bert Roberge posted:

Idris Elba as Trump

mahershala ali as pence

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Idris Elba as Idris Elba as Trump

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i just wanna say i'm glad that even though i haven't posted much here the past couple days you guys haven't forgotten that steve scalise left his exploded dick on the field in arlington

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Idris Elba as anyone.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

you know the greeks invented writing about buttfucking
wonder what everybody else was busy doin :wink:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Fidel Castronaut posted:

nah, i didn't say your argument was dumb because you are dumb but just that u are dum as heck

you judged his argument to be dumb, because you disagreed with it, and instead of listing reasons why you disagreed, you instead made a personal attack on his intelligence, and perceived lack thereof due to a conclusion that you drew upon reading his argument, that the poster to you, appeared to be dumb

your logic is circular, and your delivery highly specious

now, have you considered a career in politics?

now, hear me out, we have a place for you here, and let's face it, all teachers will be first to die in the nuclear hellfire, since we don't need to have the kids knowing who did this to them

think on it

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Mr Hootington posted:

Idris Elba as anyone.

Jeb!

Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Robert Plant posted:

Yeah but I like dream casting so I'ma have my fun with it. Cranston could do Pence, Aaron Paul appears briefly as a deeply upset jockey
Aaron Paul as Kushner

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

mormonpartyboat posted:

chris matthews as pence

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

honestly he could have gone either way

the chaos he would have unleashed on the southern planter class would have been delicious

shoulda put harriet tubman in charge of reconstruction

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe4dvQKF9p0

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
A Game Change 2012 movie w/ Giancarlo Esposito as Obama & Jon Hamm as Romney would've ruled

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

mormonpartyboat posted:

mahershala ali as pence

Uzo Aduba as Callista Gingrich

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

:drat:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Idris is a leading role kind of guy.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Bert Roberge posted:

Uzo Aduba as Callista Gingrich



that new face after the third face lift.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Mr Hootington posted:

Idris is a leading role kind of guy.

You're saying Jeb! isn't a leading role?!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Mr Hootington posted:

Idris is a leading role kind of guy.

JEB! IS THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



Robert Plant posted:

Ignoring Alec Baldwin because his Trump wouldn't play outside of SNL, I don't know who'd I'd cast as Trump in a legit movie/series. Would've gone Philip Seymour Hoffman if he was still alive, now I don't know though

owen wilson has spent like the last decade slowly morphing into a younger trump

but serious answer, i dunno, maybe jeff bridges

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



https://twitter.com/doubleduel/status/876497410519744512

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Spins
Feb 26, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Tomi Lahren as Meghan Kelley

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