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precision posted:The hostess clubs and such are entirely period accurate, the softcore porn videos are both new to Yakuza 0 and blatant marketing for actual current porn girls. I mean they aren't rendered, they are literally FMV cheesecake videos. I feel like that crosses an imaginary line in my brain for some reason. It's just so much more blatantly "here, ogle these girls dude" whereas the hostess minigame stuff is more like playing Barbie than getting off on it. 2033 and Last Light are the good games in that list. I liked 2033 more so get that one
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I was leaning toward getting both Outlast and Megadimension  cheesecake doesn't offend me, i'm not "offended" at yakuza 0, i just think it's both silly and also kind of lame to put in basically ads for real actual current porn in your game about manly men beating each other up and loving each other in the 80s
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If you're willing to accept the premise the Nep games are fun if not really particularly revolutionary, and 7 (actually V-II) is generally regarded as the best one.
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I agree with that. I never saw the videos you're talking about cause it didn't interest me. I also avoided the cat fights, but it's partially required, so I'll have to do it a little bit later. The telephone club though, that's hilarious as poo poo.
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Kiryu is very open-minded and kink-positive, the dominatrix sidequest is one of the best in the game
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What the heck are cheesecake videos.
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Spring Break My Heart posted:What the heck are cheesecake videos. very naughty videos where people aren't wearing many clothes
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Kiryu is very open-minded and kink-positive, the dominatrix sidequest is one of the best in the game Oh yeah. I definitely wouldn't consider that to be something people should find offensive or gross.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I dislike all these fragmented subscription models that end up being nearly as expensive as a cable plan just to watch like three shows. It's why I haven't watched American Gods either, I'll just wait until they are on Blu-Ray and I can rent the discs If you're on Amazon (you might need Prime?) you can get a free one week Showtime sub which should be plenty of time to run through the whole season of American Gods; it's only like 8 eps
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Grapplejack posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WNsmCpdhhY Atari saw the NES classic and realized how much money there is to be had in releasing an emulation machine with great margins?
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PantsBandit posted:Atari saw the NES classic and realized how much money there is to be had in releasing an emulation machine with great margins? That's what you'd think but nope. They haven't released a lot of details but they've confirmed it's nothing like a retro emulation machine (which Atari has been doing for a while anyways before the NES classic was ever a thing) but closer in specs to a modern console. Idk what the gently caress they're thinking lol
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Maybe something to do with the new Seaman game. goferchan posted:That's what you'd think but nope. They haven't released a lot of details but they've confirmed it's nothing like a retro emulation machine (which Atari has been doing for a while anyways before the NES classic was ever a thing) but closer in specs to a modern console. Idk what the gently caress they're thinking lol ...huh
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PantsBandit posted:Maybe something to do with the new Seaman game. the new WHAT?
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goferchan posted:the new WHAT? https://www.polygon.com/2017/5/25/15690876/new-seaman-yoot-saito-teaser
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There are at least a dozen NES games I would happily return to and play for hours in 2017. I can't think of an Atari game I could spend more than three minutes on for the "Huh, people were blown away by this back then?" factor
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^^ honestly as much as phone games are usually bad , Seaman would be a great fit . Integrate it with your Siri/"OK Google" poo poo and you could probably put something pretty impressive out
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goferchan posted:If you're on Amazon (you might need Prime?) you can get a free one week Showtime sub which should be plenty of time to run through the whole season of American Gods; it's only like 8 eps Don't do this, because American Gods is on STARZ.
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goferchan posted:^^ honestly as much as phone games are usually bad , Seaman would be a great fit . Integrate it with your Siri/"OK Google" poo poo and you could probably put something pretty impressive out Yeah that was my first thought as well. Maybe they're planning on integrating it into the phone camera somehow? That would explain the emphasis on eye scanning stuff.
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lol Yoot Saito loving rules . I played enough SimTower as a little kid that i will happily toss the old man a few bucks for whatever he ends up doing
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Snak posted:Don't do this, because American Gods is on STARZ. Oh yeah that's what I meant. Same deal. You can definitely knock out the whole season in a week though easy
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Speaking of Sim Tower, I played it for the first time a couple months back and y'know what it actually holds up pretty nicely. Anybody know of any vertical expansion sim type games like it?
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CJacobs posted:Speaking of Sim Tower, I played it for the first time a couple months back and y'know what it actually holds up pretty nicely. Anybody know of any vertical expansion sim type games like it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz-sj6oRPSI
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goferchan posted:That's what you'd think but nope. They haven't released a lot of details but they've confirmed it's nothing like a retro emulation machine (which Atari has been doing for a while anyways before the NES classic was ever a thing) but closer in specs to a modern console. Idk what the gently caress they're thinking lol A SwordQuest reboot that finally finishes up the contest from decades ago.
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holy crap this looks slick. thanks for linking something i had no idea that i wanted edit: that music is great too. it's hard to live up to the original The Sims build mode track but that did a pretty good job goferchan fucked around with this message at 05:37 on Jun 20, 2017 |
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goferchan posted:holy crap this looks slick. thanks for linking something i had no idea that i wanted Oh hey it's already on Steam. Ploop onto the wishlist with you, slick-lookin' game!
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StrixNebulosa posted:Oh hey it's already on Steam. it was in early access for a long time, i guess it just popped out.
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Ooh, this looks pretty neat. Steam reviews are kind of mixed but it does seem like a pretty cool game. StrixNebulosa posted:Oh hey it's already on Steam. goferchan posted:holy crap this looks slick. thanks for linking something i had no idea that i wanted https://www.gog.com/game/blockhood?pp=a93c168323147d1135503939396cac628dc194c5 It's also on GOG, currently on sale for half of the Steam price! (7.50 USD)
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Mordja posted:I mean, same, but it's still super popular and will never go F2P. Eh, maybe in 10 years. "I'ma beat up the hood like I hate the block."
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A man once asked "Can a video game make people cry?" At Sega, we answered that question in 2006. Now it's time to go further.
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But what would happen if a Mario-possessed Kirby inhaled a Mario-inhaled Kirby?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:I can't think of an Atari game I could spend more than three minutes on for the "Huh, people were blown away by this back then?" factor River Raid, H.E.R.O., and the Pitfalls still hold up pretty well actually. Probably many more I'm forgetting about. CharlieFoxtrot posted:Kiryu is very open-minded and kink-positive, the dominatrix sidequest is one of the best in the game yeah it's weird/cool that in some ways the game is super open minded. not sure what i think of the sidequest where you convince a high school girl to stop bullying her friends into selling their panties. i mean, yay? but also, really SEGA?
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precision posted:ing about. The real payoff for that quest is when you can hire her to manage your real estate holdings and she says "I'll put what I learned from my burusera business to good use!"
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MysticalMachineGun posted:But what would happen if a Mario-possessed Kirby inhaled a Mario-inhaled Kirby? 2hats1moustache
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What if Kirby threw his hat at Mario?
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well i ended up getting Outlast since i know my wife was also wanting to play it, and i just got back from the weed store, so i guess i'm gonna go get baked and scared by dicks now
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Outlast is edgey trash but it's better than the second one at least.
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I think the first game hits a pretty good niche on the line between being edgy for the sake of it and being edgy in an effective and scary way. Outlast 2 doesn't just go over that line, it fires itself out of a trebuchet over the castle walls of good taste and lands right on its loving face in a pile of ye olde pig poo poo.
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precision posted:well i ended up getting Outlast since i know my wife was also wanting to play it, and i just got back from the weed store, so i guess i'm gonna go get baked and scared by dicks now
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