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*presses the emergency pedophile button*
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:49 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 22:07 |
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His dick may be small but at least he's not a 38 year old childless woman.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 06:52 |
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Haifisch posted:He stood at the end of the bar staring at me for 30 minutes swishing his beer back and fourth between his teeth. what in the hell
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 07:19 |
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I don't really care if my SO makes jokes about my dick. Either they don't mean it or they do and I can't fix it. The correct burn to escalate the situation is to insult the smell of your SO's crotch and say that's may worse becuase they can actually do something about it. Boom, you're now single and nobody is talking about your dick any more, but instead what a jerk you are.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 07:49 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Appropriate to ask out hiring manager? (self.dating_advice) Lol I was in this boat like ten years ago. Protip buddy hiring managers are nice to you the same way strippers are, so you don't question why you're getting paid half of what you should for whatever job you wind up at so the agency can pocket the other half.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 12:29 |
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quote:t was just non-stop bing bing bing during the meal and while we were having a conversation before. He was responding to everything so he was glued to his phone the whole time. Sever. quote:He always blasts the music in his car with the windows down. I can understand jamming out like that when you're on the open road, but he does this in neighborhoods too.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 13:58 |
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Haifisch posted:Well this guy might be available for her soon: This man is the little devil on my shoulder. Unfortunately, the angel is drunk most of the time.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 14:17 |
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I [21F] didn't wear the dress my boyfriend [25M] picked out for me to a friend's wedding...and he's mad.quote:Bf and I dating for basically 4 years. Yesterday was a friend's wedding. We went to the ceremony together but went separately to the evening reception later on. 2 weeks ago, he had bought me a beautiful rose coloured dress from an expensive store. This was a surprise to me but I tried it on anyways. It fit me well, but the problem is that it looked too stuffy and old fashioned for a summer wedding reception. It had 3/4 length sleeves, a high neckline, and was long. It looked like something straight out of the 1920s. Why does he care so much about a dang dress?
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 15:57 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I [21F] didn't wear the dress my boyfriend [25M] picked out for me to a friend's wedding...and he's mad. Why does she care so much about the dress? Her BF tried to do a nice thing and she's like, "haha, this is mildly less appropriate than another option so eat a turd."
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 15:59 |
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And before all you internet white knights come tilting down the festival track with your dicks at full ready, I'm just pointing out that its just a matter of perspective and they're both just barely missing the mark.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:01 |
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blarzgh posted:And before all you internet white knights come tilting down the festival track with your dicks at full ready, I'm just pointing out that its just a matter of perspective and they're both just barely missing the mark. Your first post was fine. This is the one that makes you look like an rear end in a top hat dipshit.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:08 |
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Don't buy people expensive poo poo without consulting them if it's gonna bother you when they don't use it, they're not Barbies; assume other people are gonna throw a little snit if they bought you something expensive and you reject it A girl (18/19?) from school asked me (18M) to go to an Halloween party with her. I'm short (5'4) and she is a head taller than me and I have no idea why she would randomly ask me out quote:I swear I am not making this up.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:12 |
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Congrats on scoring a date with Diana, steve.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:25 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I [21F] didn't wear the dress my boyfriend [25M] picked out for me to a friend's wedding...and he's mad. Small embroidery along the hem of the dress: "Berth ell pup"
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:32 |
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Just posting the title on this one because the dude who posted it is such a gross rear end in a top hat and it's too painful to read. I'm [26M] not sure how to let down this girl [25F] with "autistic symptoms" I've been seeing
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:33 |
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One of my [19 M] closest friends [17 F] wants to get pregnant with her boyfriend [16 M] of 1 year. Is it any of my business to try and stop her from making this decision?quote:I've been friends with this girl named Maria for about 4 years (since high school). Neither of us really talk to anyone outside our 4 person friend circle, so we're pretty close. She has some pretty severe mental health issues and has attempted suicide in the past, the most recent attempt was somewhere around 6 or 7 moths ago. This has put some strain on the relationship with her mother, but recently it's been improving. She's been dating this guy Chris for about a year, and they have sex pretty regularly. They've had a pretty stable relationship except for the fact that Chris' parents don't like her very much. Depoprovera dart gun. Stat.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:38 |
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this thread is made for stories of terrible gross assholes, I need to know why autistic symptoms is in scare quotes
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:39 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:A girl (18/19?) from school asked me (18M) to go to an Halloween party with her. I'm short (5'4) and she is a head taller than me and I have no idea why she would randomly ask me out Isn't this how 90% of horror stories in the 80S started? Should definitely check with local butchers to see if anyone's bought large volumes of pig's blood recently.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:39 |
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One of my [19 M] closest friends [17 F] wants to get pregnant with her boyfriend [16 M] of 1 year. Is it any of my business to try and stop her from making this decision?quote:I've been friends with this girl named Maria for about 4 years (since high school). Neither of us really talk to anyone outside our 4 person friend circle, so we're pretty close. She has some pretty severe mental health issues and has attempted suicide in the past, the most recent attempt was somewhere around 6 or 7 months ago. This has put some strain on the relationship with her mother, but recently it's been improving. She's been dating this guy Chris for about a year, and they have sex pretty regularly. They've had a pretty stable relationship except for the fact that Chris' parents don't like her very much.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:44 |
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the bitcoin of weed posted:this thread is made for stories of terrible gross assholes, Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you. I'm [26M] not sure how to let down this girl [25F] with "autistic symptoms" I've been seeing quote:TL;DR: Ran into a girl who turned out to have major difficulties being social/intimate. She appears to like me because no one else has really taken their time to get to know her and now I don't know if I can continue seeing her seeing as I don't feel fulfilled or don't see the opportunity to get my needs met in the near future.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:45 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:One of my [19 M] closest friends [17 F] wants to get pregnant with her boyfriend [16 M] of 1 year. Is it any of my business to try and stop her from making this decision? Two posts up bub. But seriously this is a Very Special Episode of Dateline in the making.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:46 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you. every bit of this is insane, that's good content
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:51 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Just posting the title on this one because the dude who posted it is such a gross rear end in a top hat and it's too painful to read. i tried to look for this and it is apparently not there anymore edit: never mind
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:52 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Don't buy people expensive poo poo without consulting them if it's gonna bother you when they don't use it, they're not Barbies; assume other people are gonna throw a little snit if they bought you something expensive and you reject it there was a good update at least. TL;DR: I called her. We went to the Halloween party and had a blast and have been together ever since. Saturday was 8 months to the day since she gave me her number and asked me out. I have so much more confidence now.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:52 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Just posting the title on this one because the dude who posted it is such a gross rear end in a top hat and it's too painful to read. Well I read that one and it was worse than the title could communicate. I have no doubt he posted this just to humblebrag about how nice he is for loving a girl with autism.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:56 |
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honestly he seems like the autistic one after reading that story
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 16:59 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:One of my [19 M] closest friends [17 F] wants to get pregnant with her boyfriend [16 M] of 1 year. Is it any of my business to try and stop her from making this decision? First time Ive heard of a burning bush leading people into slavery.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:03 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:One of my [19 M] closest friends [17 F] wants to get pregnant with her boyfriend [16 M] of 1 year. Is it any of my business to try and stop her from making this decision? DragQueenofAngmar posted:One of my [19 M] closest friends [17 F] wants to get pregnant with her boyfriend [16 M] of 1 year. Is it any of my business to try and stop her from making this decision? I enjoyed comparing what you each chose to highlight.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:07 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you. gently caress man, this just sucks.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:26 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I [21F] didn't wear the dress my boyfriend [25M] picked out for me to a friend's wedding...and he's mad. They started dating when he was 21 and she was 16. Also he doesn't like her dress because it's "too revealing."
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:31 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:They started dating when he was 21 and she was 16. Hes very normal
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 17:38 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:honestly he seems like the autistic one after reading that story it sounds like they met at a housing association for disabled people so im p. sure that's what's going on
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:02 |
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Modus Pwnens posted:They started dating when he was 21 and she was 16. I for one am shocked that a legal adult who started dating a high school sophomore would be really controlling and get upset when that their younger girlfriend made her own decision.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:03 |
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putrid aidsman posted:it sounds like they met at a housing association for disabled people so im p. sure that's what's going on I hadn't thought of that but it makes perfect sense. And from personal experience and the experience of a few of my friends, if you've still got stitches in from lady part surgery DON'T gently caress.
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:22 |
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Larry Parrish posted:Hes very normal
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:24 |
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Bamabalacha posted:I hadn't thought of that but it makes perfect sense. Also maybe reconsider having sex with a woman who had her uterus removed if she's unsure about doing it. Jesus loving Christ that story is so gross and terrible... Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Jun 20, 2017 |
# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:38 |
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Yeah, I definitely wouldn't have gone through with it upon learning that. At the very least, he could have tried: "Hey, maybe let's do other things. I wouldn't want to risk your health."
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:52 |
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My bf (19M)'s dad (40sM) was a skinhead. I (19F) don't think I can deal with that.quote:I've known my bf since primary school, and we've always been quite good friends, but last year we were just spending alot of time together and enjoying each others company alot and he asked me out. And it's been great. He's a very hot guy, but a very sweet person, not like most guys our age who are only intrested in sex and drinking and football (or, soccer, whatever you call it). All the Reddit comments are like "just because he was a skinhead doesn't necessarily mean he was a racist."
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:52 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:My bf (19M)'s dad (40sM) was a skinhead. I (19F) don't think I can deal with that. tag yourself I'm the one calling her "uppity"
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# ? Jun 20, 2017 18:57 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 22:07 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:My bf (19M)'s dad (40sM) was a skinhead. I (19F) don't think I can deal with that. The dad was def racist but that doesn't mean he couldn't grow out of it and not raise the kid to be racist
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