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The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Lol this is a pretty white bougie post good work son

the woke position is to wish for fellow black folk to stay in southern hellholes where republicans are doing everything they can to disenfranchise them politically and economically thanks mr tight booty shorts for enlightening me :grin:

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Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

lol yes please secede so i can watch the look on all those dipshits' faces when they realize that the south is one giant welfare state that has been aggressively punching itself in the dick for decades

i personally want to see my rich uncle in alabama get poo poo on by the failing health care system that provides his current wealth once they're on their own

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:13

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Origami Dali posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJV-O1e10z8

sazerac or gtfo you loving yankee stereotyping scum

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:13

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Mayor Dave posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-sJp1FfG7Q

Lol lil uzi whhhaaaat lol

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:14

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Scent of Worf posted:

the woke position is to wish for fellow black folk to stay in southern hellholes where republicans are doing everything they can to disenfranchise them politically and economically thanks mr tight booty shorts for enlightening me

Nice meltdown :grin:

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:15

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/877107501661122560

heh

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:16

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Tight Booty Shorts posted:

Nice meltdown

get lost nerd :smugissar:

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:18

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

JosefStalinator posted:

have all black people in alabama, mississippi, etc move to michigan, pennsylvania, florida, and ohio

alabama and georgia black folks should go to ohio

south carolina black folks go to north carolina

mississippi black people go to pennsylvania

louisiana black ppl split between michigan and pennsylvania just to make sure loving pennsylvania never goes GOP again, jesus christ that's inexcusable

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:20

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

literally, the more time that is placed between present and the election, the more loving amazed I am that Hillary lost loving Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania...

how in the literal fuckity gently caress

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:21

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

Mayor Dave posted:

same except the exact opposite

you mean when it sets you're guilty that you're drining?

or when it comes up you're guilty that you are not drinking?

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:23

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

BarronsArtGallery posted:

literally, the more time that is placed between present and the election, the more loving amazed I am that Hillary lost loving Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania...

how in the literal fuckity gently caress

robby mook is the dumbest data wonk alive

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:23

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

im not a gamer im a nonlinear interactive entertainment wonk

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:24

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

BarronsArtGallery posted:

you mean when it sets you're guilty that you're drining?

or when it comes up you're guilty that you are not drinking?

if i'm awake at sunrise and i'm not drinking i feel like i've wasted the evening

also when the sun comes up and i have been drinking i feel a great sense of elation, accomplishment, and fulfillment

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:24

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

georgia's getting pretty close to going blue barring suppression, why ruin that

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:25

Mr. Sharps: Jul 30, 2006; The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.

restauranteur? u mean food wonk?

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:25

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

BarronsArtGallery posted:

literally, the more time that is placed between present and the election, the more loving amazed I am that Hillary lost loving Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania...

how in the literal fuckity gently caress

Have you seen the monsters running Wisconsin and Michigan lately? Those states are a lot worse than you would assume.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:26

gradenko_2000: Oct 5, 2010; HELL SERPENT; Lipstick Apathy

I mean it's not like the Soviet Union managed to encompass all of the Communists in the world either.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:28

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

wait a sec aren't black people moving away from northern rust belt states... and going to the south???

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:30

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Vertical Lime posted:

georgia's getting pretty close to going blue barring suppression, why ruin that

actually hasnt there been a trend of african american families moving back to the south now

would be great if any southern state flips but voter suppression is only going to strengthen

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:30

white sauce: Apr 29, 2012; by R. Guyovich

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

wait a sec aren't black people moving away from northern rust belt states... and going to the south???

Don't worry we're gonna bring them all with us when we secede

Even the Muslim-and-Jew-hating black people, that's how good of a woke idpol SJW I am :smug:

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:31

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

american politics is a fuckin tabletop game

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:34

Preston Waters: May 21, 2010; by VideoGames

prefect posted:

Have you seen the monsters running Wisconsin and Michigan lately? Those states are a lot worse than you would assume.

then i'm curious as to whether or not there was a great migration either into our out of those states... i know it's been trending moving out of those rustbelt states and into southern states like georgia, texas, north carolina, and even alabama, but has it been enough and quickly enough to affect an election within 4 years?

i think it's more like the Clinton camp was way overconfident in the whole inevitability thing and pride and all that horse poo poo to where she trashed Bernie just like she did in Obama in 2008 and it was enough to where most of his base wasn't coming out by the time the convention wrapped up. poo poo it really makes me wonder if she could have beaten McCain in '08 after she pulled all that racial poo poo in the primary.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:34

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Northerners want the south to succeed just so the real united states has less black people in it

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:35

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

the secession poo poo is so funny because where do you draw the line?

Virginian/NC? Then what happens with the greater Atlanta metro area which is basically the size of south carolina says "uh no we're staying in the union here."

So either they have a big blob in the middle of bright red south, become some bizarre autonomous zone, or the entire 85 corridor stays in the union and turns south carolina into the nothing shithole it always was.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:35

Mayor Dave: Feb 20, 2009; Bernie the Snow Clown

real talk secession doesn't make any drat sense b/c the ideological divide is more urban/rural than anything and good loving luck breaking up the us along those lines

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:37

Donkwich: Feb 28, 2011; Grimey Drawer

gently caress it lets go full ancap now

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:37

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Mayor Dave posted:

robby mook is the dumbest data wonk alive

mook is dumb but he's no jim messina

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:38

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Donkwich posted:

gently caress it lets go full ancap now

trump!

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:39

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

either use this to start drawing up the new maps or I dunno auto play some map game with the us in it

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:39

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Donkwich posted:

gently caress it lets go full ancap now

that's what will happen. everything will secede from everything else like snow crash

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:40

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

FizFashizzle posted:

So either they have a big blob in the middle of bright red south, become some bizarre autonomous zone, or the entire 85 corridor stays in the union and turns south carolina into the nothing shithole it always was.

when i was in columbia s.c. i popped over to the one gay bar, got hit on by a coke dealer and also nearly saw a fight break out when someone tried to set another guy's hair on fire. there were also bored gay teens from the suburbs (lexington, i think) in the parking lot smashing beer bottles.

that's pretty much it that's my story.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 11:42