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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Zephro posted:

Speaking as a commuter on a line with an iffy mobile signal, train wifi is deeply poo poo. As in "won't even send you to the mandatory sign-in page 80% of the time" poo poo.

I assume that train wifi is basically going over 4g anyway, there's no magical wired connection to the internet through the rails or anything. So the same signal problems that affect your phone as it's hurtling down the line through rural areas with no signal are also going to affect the wifi.

Edit: 20th June 1940. Italy invades France and fucks it up. Much like May's Conservatives, they are the clown car of rightwing authoritarian regimes.

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 11:55 on Jun 20, 2017

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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Vitamin P posted:

"Tickets are affordable if you book in advance at off-peak times" is the she-shouldn't-have-been-dressed-like-that of train chat. It's a poxy little victim-blaming deflection that doesn't relate to the actual issue.

comparing train ticket prices to rape is in poor taste

Oben
Aug 7, 2004

Oh, the lights changed

DeadButDelicious posted:

Aww that just reminded me of how I used to go on holidays to Hemsby Pontins as a kid, then about 6 months ago I found all these urban exploration pictures of it abandoned and trashed and felt so :smith: Pretty sure mum cried when she saw the pictures.
Yeah, I still visit Hemsby pretty much every year and it's so depressing now. The village locals block any development of the site because they'd rather see the place die and fall into the sea.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

coffeetable posted:

Ok. This isn't a bait question: where do you think the money should come from? No-one is secretly making vast profits off the railways - margins are thin, prices are comparable with Europe, and excess profits go back to the gov - so presumably for the amount you pay to go down there either needs to be ~efficiency savings~, or the money needs to come from somewhere else.

e: I guess more people could use the routes you use, but for many routes that'd necessitate capacity upgrades.

It provides wider economic benefits not directly passing through railway ticket offices.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

I know that the U.K. has to make new deals with the rest of the world re. the European referendum vote, but this is ridiculous!

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Cerv posted:

comparing train ticket prices to rape is in poor taste

I'm very obviously comparing the arguments used not the actual topics, behave.

coffeetable posted:

The actual issue is that demand varies wildly between peak and off-peak. What's the alternative way of smoothing it?

Nationalise the the franchises away from independent companies that are still, despite your 'it's really efficient already!' claims, paying dividends in the same years as they increase ticket prices above inflation. Run the whole system as a nationalised whole and make investments as necessary, remembering that government borrowing is less damaging to the economy than some poor arsehole of a commuter shelling out half their salary on a rail pass. Then let the grownups handle it poo poo man I ain't a rail engineer.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

coffeetable posted:

UK trains are actually really cheap compared to other countries when booked in advance and used off-peak. They're only more expensive when you book for today and travel in peak hours.

'In case you think London-Sheffield is a special case, I tried London-Manchester. £12.50. ' Like loving bollocks. I used to travel that route a lot (albeit Oxford to Manchester, which should in fact be closer), I booked in advance and I never got it cheaper than 60 quid. Someone want to fact check this guy?

Edit: I wish Bozza was still around. You know the guy who actually works in the rail industry and makes effort posts about how hosed up and inefficient it is.

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Jun 20, 2017

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
It is possible to secure cheap rail travel providing you plan your journey in advance.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

feedmegin posted:

magical wired connection to the internet through the rails
That's a fun idea, they could modulate it through the track circuits and it would probably be terrible and mess up train signals unless you're careful, but it's a fun idea.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Never ever sign into free wifi, my droogs. Those companies are rifling through your phone and finding out how much anime porn you look at.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


feedmegin posted:

'In case you think London-Sheffield is a special case, I tried London-Manchester. £12.50. ' Like loving bollocks. I used to travel that route a lot (albeit Oxford to Manchester, which should in fact be closer), I booked in advance and I never got it cheaper than 60 quid. Someone want to fact check this guy?

My experience is the same - I'm closer than London to Manchester, and it was always around £60 return.

From that site:
London to Sheffield (1 month in advance)
£12.50 on the 12:03

Cheapest using the same site I can get is £16.50, and a few other sites it's more like £20. London to Manchester start at £20.

Same with the next day travel - that site says £22, yet I can't get it under £32

Same day travel? Site says £69.50, yet I can't get it for less than £169


Also, you'll notice that the fares for France, Italy and Germany are pretty much constant. A same day ticket costs the same as one booked well in advance.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

communism bitch posted:

Never ever sign into free wifi, my droogs. Those companies are rifling through your phone and finding out how much anime porn you look at.

good

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

feedmegin posted:

'In case you think London-Sheffield is a special case, I tried London-Manchester. £12.50. ' Like loving bollocks. I used to travel that route a lot (albeit Oxford to Manchester, which should in fact be closer), I booked in advance and I never got it cheaper than 60 quid. Someone want to fact check this guy?

Edit: I wish Bozza was still around. You know the guy who actually works in the rail industry and makes effort posts about how hosed up and inefficient it is.

I had a look on my work's corporate booking thing. If I booked a ticket from London Euston to Manchester Piccadilly for 12pm on Monday 24th July, the cheapest single is £22. It's the same for the rest of the week until Friday 28th where the cheapest is £38, presumably weekend pricing. These are both for advance singles of the "use it or lose it" type, so don't miss the train!

I have no idea how this guy was finding stuff for £12.50.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
It's been a long time since I used trains with any regularity, but the best way to travel cheap on short notice was to ask the people in the ticket office the cheapest way, whom, being masters of the arcane, would somehow know that if you went back a stop or two and then caught a different train after clicking your heels three times and whistling a jaunty tune to beelzebub, your ticket magically drops to a fifth of the cost.


Probably mainly ticket machines now

Missingnoleader
Mar 10, 2014

DesperateDan posted:

It's been a long time since I used trains with any regularity, but the best way to travel cheap on short notice was to ask the people in the ticket office the cheapest way, whom, being masters of the arcane, would somehow know that if you went back a stop or two and then caught a different train after clicking your heels three times and whistling a jaunty tune to beelzebub, your ticket magically drops to a fifth of the cost.


Probably mainly ticket machines now

When I was traveling in Japan, they were incredibly helpful people.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

DesperateDan posted:

It's been a long time since I used trains with any regularity, but the best way to travel cheap on short notice was to ask the people in the ticket office the cheapest way, whom, being masters of the arcane, would somehow know that if you went back a stop or two and then caught a different train after clicking your heels three times and whistling a jaunty tune to beelzebub, your ticket magically drops to a fifth of the cost.


Probably mainly ticket machines now

Split ticketing is magic. I was going up to Birmingham every week for a while and it was about £100 all in. Every couple of weeks the booking system would spit out split tickets instead and drop it to £66, with absolutely no change in the actual journey (it even booked me the same reserved seat).

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


communism bitch posted:

Never ever sign into free wifi, my droogs. Those companies are rifling through your phone and finding out how much anime porn you look at.

If they're looking for recommendations, they could've just asked.

I use a VPN now anyway.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Pissflaps posted:

It is possible to secure cheap rail travel providing you plan your journey in advance.

Sometimes you can't plan in advance for different reasons, and you shouldn't be penalised by 3x price multipliers like I was last weekend.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I think that expression means something different over there. They were only discussing Uganda.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Why don't you just travel offpeak and arrive at work 3 hours late to save money? Idiots.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Why don't you just travel offpeak and arrive at work 3 hours late to save money? Idiots.

I believe we're discussing long distance, one-off journeys than regular commuting for which I assume a season ticket would represent best value.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I'm not a heavy rail user but my experience is largely positive.

This weekend for instance I'm planning to see a relative who lives in a tiny village in North Yorkshire and I'm able to get a ticket for a fiver with no transfers, only a five minute walk at either end door to door. That's great service.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Pissflaps posted:

I believe we're discussing long distance, one-off journeys than regular commuting for which I assume a season ticket would represent best value.

Season tickets, at least for me, have a minimal discount.
I've not done the maths on my current route, but on my old one, which was a longer trip, switching from individual tickets to a weekly was around 8%, which is pretty good, but switching to a monthly was less than 1% better, and switching to a yearly from the monthly was about another half a percent.

Playstation 4
Apr 25, 2014
Unlockable Ben
UKMT Pissflaps Lasted Two Weeks: Good Morning Fellow Rail Fans

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Zephro posted:

Speaking as a commuter on a line with an iffy mobile signal, train wifi is deeply poo poo. As in "won't even send you to the mandatory sign-in page 80% of the time" poo poo.

Have to say i never use it because the three sim card i have in my laptop does the job 99% of the time i'm not going through a tunnel

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Pissflaps posted:

I'm not a heavy rail user but my experience is largely positive.
I also prefer light rail.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


coffeetable posted:

Ok. This isn't a bait question: where do you think the money should come from? No-one is secretly making vast profits off the railways - margins are thin, prices are comparable with Europe, and excess profits go back to the gov - so presumably for the amount you pay to go down there either needs to be ~efficiency savings~, or the money needs to come from somewhere else.

e: I guess more people could use the routes you use, but for many routes that'd necessitate capacity upgrades.

Nationalise the railways, tax the rich more, increase first class prices, take it from the gross subsidies that the private rail companies get, whatever. We live in a world where it's cheaper to fly than it is to take the train. This is silly. Flying is horrendously inefficient, environmentally dodgy, but nah, you have to pay extra to take the train despite it taking about 8 hours extra from here to London than flying, even including the time to get to the airport & then from the airport to the centre of London. Have higher taxes on domestic air fares to subsidise cheaper rail travel.

It's a public service. It doesn't need to run at a profit, there's considerably more important things than profit.

feedmegin posted:

I assume that train wifi is basically going over 4g anyway

Considering there's decent Wifi on Scotrail's route from Inverness to Glasgow & Edinburgh, which involves going through mile after mile of empty wilderness, no much in the way of 4G up here.

feedmegin posted:

'In case you think London-Sheffield is a special case, I tried London-Manchester. £12.50. ' Like loving bollocks. I used to travel that route a lot (albeit Oxford to Manchester, which should in fact be closer), I booked in advance and I never got it cheaper than 60 quid. Someone want to fact check this guy?

Edit: I wish Bozza was still around. You know the guy who actually works in the rail industry and makes effort posts about how hosed up and inefficient it is.

Technically those fares do exist. You just need to know exactly when they go on sale because they sell out almost instantly. It's bullshit. gently caress these companies pulling off that bollocks trick.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Also i'm travelling to birmingham this week and could have got one leg of the journey for £5 because i'm leave a 620 ish AM but i paid £55 for first class because it's going to be 620am

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


communism bitch posted:

Never ever sign into free wifi, my droogs. Those companies are rifling through your phone and finding out how much anime porn you look at.

Jokes on them I only jerk off to regular non-porn anime

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Booty is in the eye of the beholder.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Maw posted:

Jokes on them I only jerk off to regular non-porn anime

I bet you hate beans and and like black pudding too, you sicko.

brian
Sep 11, 2001
I obtained this title through beard tax.

forkboy84 posted:

Considering there's decent Wifi on Scotrail's route from Inverness to Glasgow & Edinburgh, which involves going through mile after mile of empty wilderness, no much in the way of 4G up here.7

Must be the only route then because I've never had consistent wifi on any train from dundee to glasgow or edinburgh, always lines up with when I have 4G signal in general.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


Miftan posted:

I bet you hate beans and and like black pudding too, you sicko.

like beans, like black pudding, come at me

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

Booty is in the eye of the beholder.

Namtab posted:

Show me the booty.






I need the booty

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Nice try but I won't walk into Kitty Jailing myself that easily.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

coffeetable posted:

The actual issue is that demand varies wildly between peak and off-peak. What's the alternative way of smoothing it?

Invest in a decent nationalized coach service with fast intercity coaches that don't drive into the middle of towns, and linking buses that do. Take the pressure of passengers off trains, invest in a transport system currently used by poors and that is much more easily expandable, win all round.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Undead Hippo
Jun 2, 2013

coffeetable posted:

The actual issue is that demand varies wildly between peak and off-peak. What's the alternative way of smoothing it?

Make flexible working a cultural norm, so "Rush hour" isn't a thing?

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

feedmegin posted:

I assume that train wifi is basically going over 4g anyway, there's no magical wired connection to the internet through the rails or anything. So the same signal problems that affect your phone as it's hurtling down the line through rural areas with no signal are also going to affect the wifi.
Yeah, that's my assumption too. The only way it might be superior is that presumably they have an external aerial while my phone is sitting inside the train surrounded by metal. But that's irrelevant if the router is so overwhelmed it can't even find the time to serve most people the logon page.

quote:

I've not done the maths on my current route, but on my old one, which was a longer trip, switching from individual tickets to a weekly was around 8%, which is pretty good, but switching to a monthly was less than 1% better, and switching to a yearly from the monthly was about another half a percent.
The other issue with season tickets is that South West Trains, at least, will only replace them once. OK, you're unlikely to lose your season ticket twice in a year, but if you do you're out thousands of pounds with no recourse.

They used to say that was because paper tickets could be re-used by someone else and you could be selling them to your mates on the sly. That was dubious at the time because you need a photo-ID to go with your ticket. It's even more dubious now that they've introduced smart-card ticketing which lets you remotely revoke a lost card. That's the reason* TFL will give you as many replacement season tickets as you like. But SWT still only allow you to have one.



*Well it's the proximate reason. The ultimate reason is that TFL don't need to make a profit so have less incentive to gently caress their customers over.

Zephro fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Jun 20, 2017

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Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES

Regarde Aduck posted:

Rarebit on toast

This is just too much toast, you've gone mad.

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