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Edge & Christian: May 20, 2001; Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters

Now more than ever I am convinced that this will be the plot summary of Metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxwcr72VcKg

# ? Jun 18, 2017 16:14

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# ? May 22, 2024 18:16

catlord: Mar 22, 2009; What's on your mind, Axa?

Madkal posted:

I wish the comic was about the Justice League starting a metal garage cover band.

Unfortunately, Batman has strong opinions about music, metal rock and punk especially.

# ? Jun 18, 2017 23:57

Autism Sneaks: Nov 21, 2016

catlord posted:

Unfortunately, Batman has strong opinions about music, metal rock and punk especially.

It turns out the Dark Multiverse is just a Multiverse where every Batman likes rock and, inevitably, turns to evil

# ? Jun 19, 2017 00:17

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

Batman would totally form a prog metal band. Dude has the makings of a Rush fan.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 06:20

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

# ? Jun 19, 2017 07:09

Autism Sneaks: Nov 21, 2016

Is that Duke in the goofy loving bumblebee suit with a bat on his face?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 07:52

BrianWilly: Apr 24, 2007; There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand

That suit is fuckin' great. :mad:

...and yes.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 08:27

Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

https://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/876844881951567873

# ? Jun 19, 2017 18:04

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Dark_Tzitzimine posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/876844881951567873

Been there seen that

# ? Jun 19, 2017 18:33

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Skwirl posted:

Been there seen that

Ha!

# ? Jun 19, 2017 18:48

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Neat.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 19:01

Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

https://twitter.com/geoffjohns/status/876871087237287936

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:07

NorgLyle: Sep 20, 2002; Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Dark_Tzitzimine posted:

https://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/876844881951567873

Dark_Tzitzimine posted:

https://twitter.com/geoffjohns/status/876871087237287936

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:15

Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

https://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/876882778129911808

quote:

James Robinson, Carlos Pagulyan, and Emanuela Lupacchino are taking over DC's Wonder Woman with September 27's #31. The trio's new story, "Children of the Gods," will pick-up the long-simmering storyline concerning Jason, the brother to Wonder WOman that was revealed in 2016's "Darkseid War" arc of Justice League.

"Taken away from Themyscira in the dead of night, the mysterious Jason (the only male ever born on the island) has been hidden somewhere far from the sight of gods and men�but his life and Wonder Woman�s are about to intersect in a terrifying way, bringing them face-to-face with a cosmic threat they never imagined!" explained DC's press release.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:23

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

James Robinson? bleh.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:24

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I look forward to Jim Hammond showing up in Wonder Woman.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:28

Aphrodite: Jun 27, 2006

I know the name Jason goes way back but today's trend of Jaydens and Haydens and Kaydens makes it sound modern and just weird there.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:29

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Wait, I thought James Robinson was good? Isn't he the Starman guy?

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:31

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

purple death ray posted:

Wait, I thought James Robinson was good? Isn't he the Starman guy?

A majority of good to great comic book writers reach a point when they become inexplicably bad to terrible.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:37

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

Robinson did one of my favourite Batman stories of all time (Blades) so he gets a pass from me with whatever he does. And yea, I guess Starman counts too.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 20:45

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Yeah I love Robinson because of his Starman, The Golden Age, "Face the Face" storyarc on Batman/Detective Comic. Not to mention his World of New Krypton and Justice Society stuff.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 21:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I couldn't care less about Jason, Wonder Woman's Secret Brother if you paid me, though.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:08

Blockhouse: Sep 7, 2014; You Win!

James Robinson is the unsalted cracker of comic book writers

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:18

Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

quote:

RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS #14
Written by SCOTT LOBDELL
Art by JOE BENNETT
Cover by MIKE McKONE
Variant cover by GUILLEM MARCH
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details. Includes a code for a free digital download of this issue.
�Bizarro Reborn� part one! Bizarro is back and he�s better than ever! He�s stronger, he�s faster and now he�s a genius! As if that weren�t enough to deal with, things only get more complicated when the Outlaws find themselves in the crosshairs of the one and only Batwoman, who will stop at nothing to take down the infamous Red Hood!
On sale SEPTEMBER 13 � 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US � RATED T+

TRINITY #13
Written by ROB WILLIAMS Art by V KEN MARION
Cover by DAVID FINCH Variant cover by BILL SIENKIEWICZ
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details. Includes a code for a free digital download of this issue.
�DARK DESTINY� part two! The Pandora Pits� origins reveal themselves to Circe and Ra�s al Ghul as John Constantine and the mystical trinity work with Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman to host a superpowered exorcism on Red Hood, Artemis and Bizarro.
On sale SEPTEMBER 20 � 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US � RATED T

Batwoman eh?

Full Solicits

https://www.newsarama.com/34984-dc-comics-september-2017-solicitations.html

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:20

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

pubic works project posted:

Yeah I love Robinson because of his Starman, The Golden Age, "Face the Face" storyarc on Batman/Detective Comic. Not to mention his World of New Krypton and Justice Society stuff.

Then there is his justice league stuff

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:20

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

Boo to the dozen or so Metal tie in issues.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:35

BrianWilly: Apr 24, 2007; There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand

I.......I'm trying to keep positive here. Robinson's recent Scarlet Witch run was not bad. Nothing groundbreaking, with a protagonist that grew more and more irritating over time, but it was still a decent enough comic.

But this is still the guy directly responsible for this motherfucking book and now he's given the reigns on Wonder Woman, writing about Diana's 5428th Secret loving Brother. There's...a lot going against us, here.

Six issues, eh? Sigh...well, I suppose I can handle six issues of this, just to see what he's gonna do here and to yank this Jason band-aid off as quick as we can. I'd really rather that Diana's relationship with her existing family like Donna and Cassie are reexamined, but Abnett's loving up Donna pretty well and good over in Titans and at this point I'm pretty sure we're not gonna see Cassie again until the eventual Young Justice reboot.

And oh yeah, Simone and Lopresti on WW/Conan...uh, didn't they write this exact story already?

BrianWilly fucked around with this message at 22:43 on Jun 19, 2017

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:37

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

I am sooooo sold on this though

quote:

BATMAN #30
Written by TOM KING
Art by CLAY MANN
Cover by MIKEL JANIN
Variant cover by OLIVIER COIPEL
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
�THE BALLAD OF KITE MAN� part two! In our second �War of Jokes and Riddles� interlude, it�s the making of a super-villain! He�s been pushed by Batman to snitch on The Joker, and cajoled by The Joker to betray Batman�now, the flunky who would be Kite Man finally snaps. He�s lost everything, and a life of crime is the only way to go.
On sale SEPTEMBER 6 � 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US � RATED T

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:42

Unlucky7: Jul 11, 2006; Fallen Rib

quote:

DASTARDLY & MUTTLEY #1
Written by GARTH ENNIS
Art and cover by MAURICET
Variant cover by LIAM SHARP
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
It�s a red-letter day for the good folk of Unliklistan as they start to power up their first atomic reactor. But after pushing the wrong button, the ultra-rare radioactive element, unstabilium, has been released into the atmosphere! Now it�s up to pilot Lt. Col. Richard �Dick� Atcherly and his navigator Captain Dudley �Mutt� Muller to save the day. Will they safely complete their mission? Or are things about to get a little...wacky?
On sale SEPTEMBER 6 � 32 pg, FC, 1 of 6, $3.99 US � RATED T+

It's like Garth Ennis saw Flintstones and proclaimed "HOLD MY BEER"

Unlucky7 fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jun 19, 2017

# ? Jun 19, 2017 22:43

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

I loving knew King was going to have everyone actually caring about Kite Man by the time he was done.

Also Lobdell needs to keep Kate's name out his loving mouth if he knows what's good for him

# ? Jun 19, 2017 23:01

BrianWilly: Apr 24, 2007; There is no homosexual terrorist Johnny Silverhand

Well, if she boinks Artemis I think I'd be cool with it tbh

# ? Jun 19, 2017 23:06

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

BrianWilly posted:

Well, if she boinks Artemis I think I'd be cool with it tbh

On one hand you are gross, but on the other D_T would be crushed.

# ? Jun 19, 2017 23:29

graybook: Oct 10, 2011; pinya~

purple death ray posted:

I loving knew King was going to have everyone actually caring about Kite Man by the time he was done.

HELL YEAH

# ? Jun 20, 2017 00:15

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Mr Hootington posted:

On one hand you are gross, but on the other D_T would be crushed.

Red Hood will turn Batwoman straight.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 00:30

lotus circle: Dec 25, 2012; Jushure Iburu
So don't worry

Ok but none of these solicits matter except for the one where The Demon will be getting a paperback print for 30 bucks.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 01:13

Scuba Trooper: Feb 25, 2006

lotus circle posted:

Ok but none of these solicits matter except for the one where The Demon will be getting a paperback print for 30 bucks.

graybook posted:

HELL YEAH

# ? Jun 20, 2017 02:01

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

Robinson's recent Scarlet Witch and current Nick Fury are cool, and are both mostly one-and-done storytelling, which is great.

edit: Mondo covers for the Young Animal titles in those solicits.
As in the poster company, I guess?

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 09:12 on Jun 20, 2017

# ? Jun 20, 2017 04:18