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just sell merchandise on the goddamn internet. I'd totes buy a waterpistol of rick's gun even just so I could fill it with vodka and shoot myself in the mouth with it.
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FuhrerHat posted:I don't want to say I'm disappointed or perplexed about y'all, but some of you clearly learned more from Morty than Rick.
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Jun 7, 2017 05:48
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Morty is the best character
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Rick is a demented, depressed, psychopathic, suicidal egomaniac, so yeah, the lessons I choose to glean from him have their limits, thanks.
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mutata posted:Rick is a demented, depressed, psychopathic, suicidal egomaniac, so yeah, the lessons I choose to glean from him have their limits, thanks. Spoken like a true Morty
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Jun 7, 2017 10:51
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Motherfucker posted:just sell merchandise on the goddamn internet. It's not a merchandising scheme, it's a promotional event. Making the products harder to get is the entire point.
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Jun 7, 2017 11:16
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What you were supposed to learn from rick was to get rickety rickety wrecked son!
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Jun 7, 2017 15:53
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Slowpoke Rodriguez posted:What you were supposed to learn from rick was to get rickety rickety wrecked son! This guy gets it.
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mutata posted:Rick is a demented, depressed, psychopathic, suicidal egomaniac, so yeah, the lessons I choose to glean from him have their limits, thanks. Rick Did Nothing Wrong
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Jun 10, 2017 15:41
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Today was the day that Rick truly became Grandpa.
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Jun 10, 2017 16:00
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Rexides posted:Spoken like a true Morty We just keep him around because he's fun. Look at him go!
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Jun 15, 2017 09:05
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So I saw a comment on another site that mentioned that from Morty and his family's perspective, at the start of the series Rick had been out of their lives for years (possibly before the kids were born?), but later on, there's a flashback where Rick remembers coming to visit baby Morty. Can anyone confirm for me: - the episode where the flashback happens - if Rick being around to see Morty as a child actually contradicts Beth's statement or if it just means Rick disappeared a little later than assumed?
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Jun 15, 2017 17:38
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:So I saw a comment on another site that mentioned that from Morty and his family's perspective, at the start of the series Rick had been out of their lives for years (possibly before the kids were born?), but later on, there's a flashback where Rick comes to visit baby Morty. It's not a flashback, but a photo of Rick holding up a baby Morty. It's in "Get Schwifty" when Morty is at Bird Person's nest.
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Jun 15, 2017 17:41
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:It's not a flashback, but a photo of Rick holding up a baby Morty. It's in "Get Schwifty" when Morty is at Bird Person's nest. Wow, that was fast. Thanks!
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Jun 15, 2017 17:42
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:It's not a flashback, but a photo of Rick holding up a baby Morty. It's in "Get Schwifty" when Morty is at Bird Person's nest. There's also this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff1dYjPUUSw
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Jun 15, 2017 17:45
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:It's not a flashback, but a photo of Rick holding up a baby Morty. It's in "Get Schwifty" when Morty is at Bird Person's nest. There is a flashback in Close Rick-counters of the Rick Kind. When he's having his brain probed by the remote controlled Rick, you see Morty as a baby.
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Jun 15, 2017 17:50
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I think it's likely that Rick discovered another Rick (or all of them) and found out he needed his own Morty. So he finally went back to meet baby Morty when he was born but then left again until Morty was ready.
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I always sort of imagined that Baby Morty was passed out in his crib while Summer and Beth were out shopping and Jerry was supposed to be baby-sitting and Rick portal-guns in, takes Baby Morty all over the multi-verse showing off his perfect baby grandson all over, stopped to take a few pictures here and there for Bird Person and Squanchy (The dreaded SasSquantch) and dumped Morty gently back in his crib before anyone notices.
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Jun 15, 2017 20:03
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My theory is that the show creators don't give a poo poo about continuity and just make up funny stuff as they go along
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Jun 15, 2017 20:06
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Especially when they've already established that multiverse theory is absolutely a thing.
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Jun 15, 2017 20:09
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:My theory is that the show creators don't give a poo poo about continuity and just make up funny stuff as they go along But theeeeerrooooiiieeesssss!!! It all just be literal!
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Jun 15, 2017 20:15
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Bust Rodd posted:I always sort of imagined that Baby Morty was passed out in his crib while Summer and Beth were out shopping and Jerry was supposed to be baby-sitting and Rick portal-guns in, takes Baby Morty all over the multi-verse showing off his perfect baby grandson all over, stopped to take a few pictures here and there for Bird Person and Squanchy (The dreaded SasSquantch) and dumped Morty gently back in his crib before anyone notices. "Perfect"? Not so sure about that.
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Jun 15, 2017 20:43
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That picture of morty is multiple thousands of decades old, as rick's inability to commit quantum suicide has led to countless timeshifted mishaps along a central finite curve of universes and all the other secondary ricks and mortys are a product of some ur-rick who long came to regret all the decisions hes ever made and the only thing fuelling him is the hope that the next morty brongs with it that sweet release of death he longs for and can't have. Every rick that dies is nwver the true rick because the true rick can't die. Surviving even the physical death of his actual body. Squanchy and bird person are really old and just along for the ride before dying on Ricks nightmare quantum rollercoaster ride to suicide.
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Jun 15, 2017 22:23
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you ever seen those parody posters of the Indian "ideal boy" doing things like smoking pot, promoting anarchy, or basically not being an Ideal Boy? well, turns out the artist thinks like us: 
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The Glumslinger posted:I thought we were still talking about Battle Bots What about sumo 'bots? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCqxOzKNFks 
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Jun 20, 2017 17:16
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Jesus, they move so fast! 
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Jun 20, 2017 19:20
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I love the two that lock together and start smoking before one is defeated.
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Jun 20, 2017 19:28
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Baronjutter posted:I love the two that lock together and start smoking before one is defeated. My favorite is the one who ducked to one side and let the other guy charge out of the ring.
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Jun 20, 2017 20:13
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That's really loving cool
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Alehkhs posted:What about sumo 'bots? At 4:08 one changes direction so quickly it throws out its own batteries.
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Jun 21, 2017 00:13
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Justin Roiland is on Geek & Sundry right now: https://www.twitch.tv/geekandsundry
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Jun 21, 2017 00:45
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 except michael cera is too old now. arrested development era cera would be perfect
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Sagebrush posted:
Ugh, cera. He's such a birdnosed douchenozzel.
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He's great
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moolchaba posted:Ugh, cera. He's such a birdnosed douchenozzel. I think you meant Jesse Eisenberg. You know, the guy Cera would be if he had no sense of humor, was pretentious and zero social skills.
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I honestly can't tell the difference between Jessie Eisenburg and Michael Cera. I've seen entire movies thinking one of them was the actor when it was the other.
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Alehkhs posted:What about sumo 'bots? I like the cut-off Wilhelm screams at 3:40.
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Jun 21, 2017 05:51
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Wife bought me a thing. I've got our 2 year old saying "look at meeeeee" with it. 
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eyebeem posted:Wife bought me a thing. If you don't post video or at the least audio of this it will be a crime against all of humanity.
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Welp, its Summer.
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