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Supporter tears on Twitter are the best, but that dude just seems like a douchecanoe. Good riddance.
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Jun 15, 2017 05:05
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https://twitter.com/ryanelijah/status/875330192163708928
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Jun 15, 2017 13:48
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More than twice the legal limit too.
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Jun 15, 2017 15:53
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What a moron, so easy to just grab an uber.
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Jun 15, 2017 17:40
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Diplomat posted:What a moron, so easy to just grab an uber. Usually it's footballers doing the raping so they know better not to get in an Uber.
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Jun 15, 2017 18:38
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gently caress's sake, he can't take any shot well
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Jun 16, 2017 02:27
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2 Caps youth charged with sexual assault. Dont know much more.
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Jun 16, 2017 05:20
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Source: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/whitecaps-sexual-assault-1.4163436
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Jun 16, 2017 05:26
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:2 Caps youth charged with sexual assault. Dont know much more. gently caress's sake, the kids can't score properly either. (nobody knows much more, police and courts and media up here are notoriously (and, usually, compelled by law to be) closemouthed about youth crime, ESPECIALLY when it involves sexual assault.)
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Jun 16, 2017 05:34
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“You’re on the wrong side of the road,” the trooper replied. Larin responded that he didn’t know that and he was from Canada.
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Jun 16, 2017 06:19
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ShutteredIn posted:“You’re on the wrong side of the road,” the trooper replied. you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
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Jun 16, 2017 08:00
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ShutteredIn posted:“You’re on the wrong side of the road,” the trooper replied. loving brilliant. I wish I was this with it after a .18 BAC.
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Jun 16, 2017 20:54
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So we all know DC United is a bad team, but we're on the cusp of history this week! We've reached 665 minutes without a goal in the run of play. The record is 824 minutes, set by Toronto (naturally). DC will reach this milestone in the 69th minute (nice) of their match at Philadelphia, should they fail to score against Atlanta on Wednesday. Atlanta, of course, is the last team DC scored against in the run of play. That was April 30th. Of course, my figures aren't factoring in injury time, and I don't know if we should, because it would be even funnier. E: we're past protests. We need guillotines.
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Jun 18, 2017 19:17
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DC will definitely score against Atlanta
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Jun 18, 2017 19:20
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trem_two posted:DC will definitely score against Atlanta I'll bet you twenty (20) American dollars that they won't. Proceeds to the charity of your choice.
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Jun 18, 2017 20:06
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Your Boy Fancy posted:I'll bet you twenty (20) American dollars that they won't. Proceeds to the charity of your choice. Cool, I'm in, you name the charity if they don't score.
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Jun 18, 2017 21:11
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trem_two posted:Cool, I'm in, you name the charity if they don't score. I'm feeling good about your chances now, because oh man. Oh man. Here come those reinforcements. https://twitter.com/soccerinsider/status/877190357766811649 A Rowdy on loan. That's how cheap we are.
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Jun 20, 2017 18:19
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Your Boy Fancy posted:I'm feeling good about your chances now, because oh man. Oh man. Here come those reinforcements. Deleted tweet, what did it say?
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Jun 20, 2017 18:39
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camoseven posted:Deleted tweet, what did it say? Said we got Deshorn Brown on loan from Tampa Bay.
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Jun 20, 2017 18:41
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Said we got Deshorn Brown on loan from Tampa Bay. Holy poo poo. I didn't know that he went from Norway to the Rowdies. He can score, but he's going to take a billion shots in a game to get there.
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Jun 20, 2017 18:49
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Oh my word it's even better, we traded allocation money and an international roster spot to Houston for the right to use the allocation order for THIS guy.
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Jun 20, 2017 20:35
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Seltzer posted:lol
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Jun 20, 2017 20:52
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Oh my word it's even better, we traded allocation money and an international roster spot to Houston for the right to use the allocation order for THIS guy. ....I didn't think it could get better than "sign a dude under a medical ban from FIFA" but by god DC Striker Signings found a way.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:13
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Oh my word it's even better, we traded allocation money and an international roster spot to Houston for the right to use the allocation order for THIS guy. I mean, Deshorn Brown was one of the Rapkids in 2013 and was runner-up for rookie of the year, right behind teammate Dillon Powers and has the third fastest goal in MLS history. Not that it means Brown will make DC a top-flight team, but he's not that bad.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:19
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Your Boy Fancy posted:I'm feeling good about your chances now, because oh man. Oh man. Here come those reinforcements. I'm saddened that I can't watch the suspense unfold since I'll be moving/driving cross country tomorrow and Thursday.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:32
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Star Man posted:I mean, Deshorn Brown was one of the Rapkids in 2013 and was runner-up for rookie of the year, right behind teammate Dillon Powers and has the third fastest goal in MLS history. Not that it means Brown will make DC a top-flight team, but he's not that bad. Would you pay that price?
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Jun 20, 2017 22:32
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Would you pay that price? Yeah, that's the thing. He's probably going to be just fine, but DC paid way too much for him.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:35
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Would you pay that price? I don't know poo poo about gently caress about soccer money.
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Jun 20, 2017 22:44
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Star Man posted:I don't know poo poo about gently caress about soccer money. MLS' unofficial motto Brown deal official. Houston got $100k GAM, $75k TAM and an international spot next year. 
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Jun 20, 2017 22:59
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Star Man posted:I mean, Deshorn Brown was one of the Rapkids in 2013 and was runner-up for rookie of the year, right behind teammate Dillon Powers and has the third fastest goal in MLS history. Not that it means Brown will make DC a top-flight team, but he's not that bad. They just paid $175k in allocation and an international slot. For a guy playing in USL. 
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Jun 20, 2017 23:07
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joshtothemaxx posted:Has Ben Olsen been fired yet? Every time someone asks, he gets another year on his contract
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Jun 20, 2017 23:55
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Every time someone asks, he gets another year on his contract Freddy Adu is available for free. Seems like a DC front office kind of move to me.
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Jun 21, 2017 00:19
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Shrapnig posted:Freddy Adu is available for free. Just cause I'm still amazed by it, I'd like to remind everyone that Freddy Adu was drafted the same year as and ahead of Chad Marshall, Clint Dempsey, and Michael Bradley.
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Jun 21, 2017 00:36
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Shrapnig posted:Freddy Adu is available for free. God drat it don't say that they'll hear you
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Jun 21, 2017 00:52
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Your Boy Fancy posted:God drat it don't say that they'll hear you FREDDY ADU IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 21, 2017 01:10
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Your Boy Fancy posted:Every time someone asks, he gets another year on his contract Has Ben Olsen been fired yet? Has Ben Olsen been fired yet? Has Ben Olsen been fired yet? Has Ben Olsen been fired yet? Has Ben Olsen been fired yet? Mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! 
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B.B. Rodriguez posted:Has Ben Olsen been fired yet? Your coach was so bad we fired him IN FAVOR of Ben Olsen.
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