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Abvertising, where shredded people sell ad space on their ripped abs |
# ? Jun 20, 2017 19:09 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Abvertising, where shredded people sell ad space on their ripped abs *atears off shirt and my sexy 6pk reads "YEAH, I ALWAYS LOOK TOO... THIS SPACE FOR HIRE. 1-800-555-6PAK"* |
# ? Jun 20, 2017 19:30 |
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an isis video where one of the terrorists keeps making homoerotic threats like "we're going to eat your rear end, america" and the other terrorists try to stop him but he keeps doing it
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# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:21 |
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basically all my ideas are whatever the last thing I read was only I make it about hitler or eating rear end
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# ? Jun 21, 2017 00:22 |
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little munchkin posted:an isis video where one of the terrorists keeps making homoerotic threats like "we're going to eat your rear end, america" and the other terrorists try to stop him but he keeps doing it |
# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:35 |
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little munchkin posted:basically all my ideas are whatever the last thing I read was only I make it about hitler or eating rear end hitler sucks rear end as a political statement but that isis video, it sounds p funny like, threaten to lick a hostages rear end or something maybe?
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# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:36 |
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ISIS invading the philippines but it's ISIS of Panopticon fame instead of ISIS of Jihad fame |
# ? Jun 21, 2017 01:51 |
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alnilam posted:*atears off shirt and my sexy 6pk reads "YEAH, I ALWAYS LOOK TOO... THIS SPACE FOR HIRE. 1-800-555-6PAK"* someone told me today that people actually will sell out parts of their body for a shitload of money for tattooed advertising space. What a world. Helpful Road Rage. On the road today I nearly didn't see this guy walking in the dark with his black T. "HEY! WEAR SOMETHING REFLECTIVE!." *me to a young bike rider coming toward me* "WRONG SIDE OF A ROAD!" and so on. "HEY YOU! USE A SIGNAL! YEAH, IT'S INFORMATIVE TO OTHER DRIVERS!" Tell me more! |
# ? Jun 21, 2017 03:40 |
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Starman Super DX posted:someone told me today that people actually will sell out parts of their body for a shitload of money for tattooed advertising space. What a world. artist wim delvoye did a tattoo piece where ownership of the art doesn't stop at the death of the tattoo wearer http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/wim-delvoye-tattoo-skin-back-tim-steiner-rik-reinking-art-a7560936.html delvoye is definitely an artist of ideas. often hosed up ideas, but ideas nonetheless. |
# ? Jun 21, 2017 04:41 |
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Manifisto posted:artist wim delvoye did a tattoo piece where ownership of the art doesn't stop at the death of the tattoo wearer ownership is one of the most hosed up ideas |
# ? Jun 21, 2017 05:46 |
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Saying "That makes 100 percense" when someone says something that makes perfect sense. |
# ? Jun 21, 2017 21:18 |
The Devil went down to Georgia but instead of fiddles they use recorders. | |
# ? Jun 21, 2017 23:06 |
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Putty posted:The Devil went down to Georgia but instead of fiddles they use recorders. wanna hear that version |
# ? Jun 23, 2017 15:09 |
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Putty posted:The Devil went down to Georgia but instead of fiddles they use recorders. If the devil went down to Georgia, and south is down, does that make Georgia south of hell?
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# ? Jun 24, 2017 13:03 |
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Devil went up to Georgia... gonna eat himself some peaches... |
# ? Jun 24, 2017 16:01 |
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"Georgia; sweet Georgia, I've got Georgia on my mind" -the Devil
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 24, 2017 16:53 |
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maybe the devil should have offered the georgian fidler something in exchange for his soul instead of challenging him to a contest. he seems to do that with everybody else and it usually works out. |
# ? Jun 24, 2017 18:48 |
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...so then the saber-toothed tiger says, "fangs, knife to meet you!"
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 24, 2017 20:49 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Devil went up to Georgia... gonna eat himself some peaches... PEACHES COME FROM A CAN |
# ? Jun 24, 2017 21:39 |
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mazel tov cocktail |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:29 |
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I accidently killed a bird wilst flailing around my bucket of fried chicken |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:36 |
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If you accidentally hit an animal with your car, but you're a vegan, it cancels out. Likewise if you steal some money from a bank, but gave money to charity earlier, it cancels out. |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 03:56 |
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vanisher posted:If you accidentally hit an animal with your car, but you're a vegan, it cancels out. Every pregnancy = one murder Tell me more! |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:01 |
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Starman Super DX posted:Every pregnancy = one murder Tough but fair |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:07 |
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vanisher posted:Tough but fair I mean women have to deal with a lot of poo poo- at least give them a few freebies. Tell me more! |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 05:11 |
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Splatmaster posted:...so then the saber-toothed tiger says, "fangs, knife to meet you!" cool as ice . . . age
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 06:26 |
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Starman Super DX posted:Every pregnancy = one murder
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 06:27 |
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vanisher posted:If you accidentally hit an animal with your car, but you're a vegan, it cancels out. If you hit too many animals with your car, you might as well just give up being vegan because you are so far in the negatives. If you have never hit an animal with your car, you get to eat a vegan.
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# ? Jun 25, 2017 13:27 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:to live is to die morir es vivir |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 15:25 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:morir es vivir to he*k with fascists and all but viva la muerte is a catchy af slogan |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 16:21 |
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Twenty Four posted:If you hit too many animals with your car, you might as well just give up being vegan because you are so far in the negatives. I order my meals to eat a herbivore one day, then a carnivore the next, then another herbivore, alternating each day to insure I am in balance. |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 17:37 |
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vanisher posted:I order my meals to eat a herbivore one day, then a carnivore the next, then another herbivore, alternating each day to insure I am in balance. its generally much healthier to live lower on the food chain -- if you arent a vegetarian you should eat herbivores mainly seem like |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 17:49 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:its generally much healthier to live lower on the food chain -- if you arent a vegetarian you should eat herbivores mainly seem like How do you cancel out if you're a vegan though See they havent thought it through |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 18:08 |
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:its generally much healthier to live lower on the food chain -- if you arent a vegetarian you should eat herbivores mainly seem like Q: What's a Rust Monster's favorite snack? A: a food chain! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Jun 25, 2017 19:31 |
Did you hear? Poison Ivy is the new hot thing! Everyone is doing it. Why haven't you jumped into some poison ivy yet, gramps? Are you lame? Too uncool for poison ivy? | |
# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:12 |
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Putty posted:Did you hear? Poison Ivy is the new hot thing! Everyone is doing it. Why haven't you jumped into some poison ivy yet, gramps? Are you lame? Too uncool for poison ivy? some people think poison ivy is bad but i think it's good to get ---------------- |
# ? Jun 26, 2017 13:21 |
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*evening news voice* there's a new trend sweeping the tri county area, it's called itching the vine and your teen may already be doing it. find out what it is and what parents and school administrators are doing about it, tonight at 8. |
# ? Jun 26, 2017 14:54 |
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Sonic the Hedge Fund |
# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:07 |
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Jedrick posted:Sonic the Hedge Fund gotta grow fast |
# ? Jun 27, 2017 02:13 |
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I'm the guy who designs the upholstery on all the buses, AMA. |
# ? Jun 27, 2017 03:31 |