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old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

compliment his pecker wood

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Gravy Jones: Sep 13, 2003; I am not on your side

2DCAT gonna build the wall

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Ash1138: Sep 29, 2001; Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

thank him for all the tweeting and say that you hope he won't hold back anymore

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:02

mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

pee ur pants, see if hes into it

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:02

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

Ask him what his brother liked to drink

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:03

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

lets all pee in each others pants

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Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

wut are you briefing him on?

make sure to say his name/reference him a lot it makes him pay attention

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

Ask him what his brother liked to drink

ice cold

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Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Piss yourself for potus

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magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

make sure you get a red button coke 2dcat

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Reality Winner posted:

~~ask~~ tell him about the piss tape and how it's real

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TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

call kushner a cuck

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

seriously though I feel bad for you, you have to actually talk to this dumb rear end in a top hat in person

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That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

convince trump about an impending threat from a country that does not exist.

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Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

is any of our other favorites from the administration like kellyanne or spicey gonna be in the room

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:04

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

Trump is going to brag about how great everything is and how wonderful your intelligence is then he will nod a lot and say you've done amazing work and you're just the greatest guy.

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Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Reality Winner posted:

ask him about the piss tape

at one point say "you shouldn't be pissed off about this" but instead say pissed on and quickly correct yourself

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mormonpartyboat: Jan 14, 2015; by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Ask him what his brother liked to drink

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Stinkpalm potus to make view askewniverse real

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Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

That DICK! posted:

lets all pee in each others pants

like, are we putting on each other's pants and then peeing in them or are people opening their pants and then peeing into the person's opened pants?

either way, i'm down

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Upside Potential: Jun 14, 2006; If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.

Betting markets jumping Ossoff.

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brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

GET HIM TO TWEET ABOUT ZORDS

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Menstrual Show: Jun 3, 2004

so did warm beer get tortured to death or what?

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UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

From C-SPAM's posting fingers to the President's piss filled ears.

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Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

mormonpartyboat posted:

https://twitter.com/Kredo0/status/877248982782795776

Can't wait until they have lovely wording that makes CC lefal in inadvisable areas

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Uranium 235: Oct 12, 2004

just bring trump a hamburger and a coke, and tell him that's the briefing

you'll be the new DAG in no time

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Menstrual Show: Jun 3, 2004

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

go in for the handshake and don't let go until he cries

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:06

magiccarpet: Jan 3, 2005

some secret service agent has def read your post history

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Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

instead of a handshake start jerking him off

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:07

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Montasque posted:

Trump is going to brag about how great everything is and how wonderful your intelligence is then he will nod a lot and say you've done amazing work and you're just the greatest guy.

I think you called it. 2DCAT I'm sure you do good work, but it's almost certainly going to be wasted on pee pee man.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:07

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Menstrual Show posted:

so did warm beer get tortured to death or what?

from what I remember there were no physical signs of torture.

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Al!: Apr 2, 2010

magiccarpet posted:

some secret service agent has def read your post history

i hope the secret service likes my gifs

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Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

Montasque posted:

Trump is going to brag about how great everything is and how wonderful your intelligence is then he will nod a lot and say you've done amazing work and you're just the greatest guy.

a rare moment of lucidity from our piss-brained president

and it couldn't happen to anyone better :patriot: