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slouch posted:heh thank you for recognizing my extremely low effort joke!
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:cheney has shot multiple people "accidentally" He also didn't have a heartbeat for like a year
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Fidel Castronaut posted:I think there were like some devices in everybody's homes that he was scanning to be omniscient. the internet of things is never a good idea
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:cheney has shot multiple people "accidentally" i keep forgetting cheney is still alive good lord edit; and he's only 76 i thought he was like 90
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Minecraft Holmes posted:He also didn't have a heartbeat for like a year he also keeps a man sized safe.
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Shortly followed by a bill to rename DC "Mega-City One"
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georgia: hot humid mosquitos racism
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Cheney will outlive us all That weird future scene at the end of the "Bobo" episode of The Simpson's but instead of Burns it's Cheney's head on the wirey robot body
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I assume this is symbolic as gently caress. If not I am definitely getting my CC and just going to all sorts of problematic places until someone shoots me dead. Or just getting my CC and waiting for some dumb Republican gently caress to do that instead.
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https://twitter.com/ReutersWorld/status/877245988213334017 was that video earlier fake.. maybe gorilla marketing campaign to get people to ride the train to festivals more?
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When Scalise got shot in the balls or whatever, my wife texted me "Not to politicize this shooting but maybe this will get the GOP to actually consider gun control?" I just said lol nope they'll just try and arm the baseball players so they're ready for next time.
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Serf posted:georgia: wait did that earthquake happen where they're having that special election
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I can't believe the Senate GOP tore open a portal into another dimension where they could work on their health bill in secrecy.
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I support a law that would require all members of congress to be armed at all times on the house and senate floor.
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the gop should fund skull guns so they can be armed and ready for anything
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Gravy Jones posted:Shortly followed by a bill to rename DC "Mega-City One" 'Megma-City One.
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But how are they going to exclude the Black Caucus from this
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Serf posted:georgia: this is progress
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Gravy Jones posted:Shortly followed by a bill to rename DC "Mega-City One" MAGA City One
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Admiral Ray posted:MAGA City One
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 so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations. Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that. Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state. This is a tough one folks... 
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Al! posted:wait did that earthquake happen where they're having that special election nah it happened to the east, over in augusta
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Admiral Ray posted:MAGA City One
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they won't have any excuses not to hold town meetings if they are armed so... ...they still won't have them because they're little babies lmao
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u gonna get fired for talking about briefings on a dead comedy forum
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2DCAT posted:
You need to say "You're in" as much as possible
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Admiral Ray posted:MAGA City One 
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I am the law
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2dcat brief us first and we'll tell you what to do afterward
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2DCAT posted:
ask him about the piss tape
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2DCAT posted:
TRUMP!
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Admiral Ray posted:MAGA City One thread title please
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