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TwoStepBoog: Apr 12, 2008

magiccarpet posted:

some secret service agent has def read your post history

there's probably one person from each Intelligence agency that has to read this thread every day

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triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

please get him to say cspam thanks

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:08

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Nuclearmonkee posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/877143081010823168

i thought that article posted earlier about this was a joke. lmao

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:09

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

tell him about the baloogan state massacre

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:09

Serf: May 5, 2011

eonwe posted:

ossof lost because of bernie I said sukzoneishly

wait

wait

what

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:09

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

TwoStepBoog posted:

there's probably one person from each Intelligence agency that has to read this thread every day

At least we're not a known CIA front, unlike Goonfleet.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:09

DogonCrook: Apr 24, 2016; I think my 20 years as hurricane chaser might be a little relevant ive been through more hurricanws than moat shiitty newscasters

Have you considered instead heaping generous praise on the idiot and landing yourself a sweet ambassador gig?

Also say "full speed ahaead", "double down" and "the north koreans are laughing at you" a lot, poo poo like that.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:09

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Bip Roberts posted:

Stinkpalm potus to make view askewniverse real

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:09

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

TwoStepBoog posted:

there's probably one person from each Intelligence agency that has to read this thread every day

it's me

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:09

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

triple sulk posted:

please get him to say hypernormalize piss boi thanks

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:09

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

soon congress will have the right to carry guns into the white house

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:10

Cromulent_Chill: Apr 6, 2009

TwoStepBoog posted:

there's probably one person from each Intelligence agency that has to read this thread every day

And a Russian who doesn't 'get It'

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:10

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Al! posted:

i hope the secret service likes my gifs

everyone likes your gifs Al!

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:10

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

DogonCrook posted:

Have you considered instead heaping generous praise on the idiot and landing yourself a sweet ambassador gig?

Also say "full speed ahaead", "double down" and "the north koreans are laughing at you" a lot, poo poo like that.

YES PLEASE WE NEED A GOON AMBASSADOR TO BE VILERATED AGAIN AT BENGHAZI

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:10

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

try an get us some sweet orb deets

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:10

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Nuclearmonkee posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/877143081010823168

This is my first time seeing fat shaming since the escalator and I never realized it was so loving ridiculous

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:10

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Typo posted:

YES PLEASE WE NEED A GOON AMBASSADOR TO BE VILERATED AGAIN AT BENGHAZI

Yeah, just follow the Saudi model

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:11

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

zegermans posted:

At least we're not a known CIA front, unlike Goonfleet.

CIA using Goonfleet to launder drug money though ISK/Monthly passes confirmed.

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:12

velvet milkman: Feb 13, 2012; by R. Guyovich

i deletes my bad joke

velvet milkman has issued a correction as of 21:17 on Jun 20, 2017

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:12

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

gregday posted:

https://twitter.com/Kredo0/status/877248982782795776

2nd Amendment neutral bathrooms NOW

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:14

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

murked by dragon posted:

i especially enjoy the extremely detailed assassination plots you encode within them

please don't memory hole trump thread volume V

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:14

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

2 genders
2 amendments

Suck it, liberals

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:15

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

our 2nd protects our 1st, our 3rd protects our 2nd, and so on down the line

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:16

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Reality Winner posted:

our 2nd protects our 1st, our 3rd protects our 2nd, and so on down the line

please ignore the 18th and 21st tho

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:16

2DCAT: Jun 25, 2015; pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss; Gravy Boat 2k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6gIxpfBJ8
Obama would Axe a Tron sequel if he had the chance, but would trompf?
:thunk:

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:17

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

SKULL.GIF posted:

http://i.imgur.com/k98Nczu.gifv

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:17

Anime Schoolgirl: Nov 28, 2002

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

I congratulate you on your new job at the Pentagon

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:17

galenanorth: May 19, 2016

Business Gorillas posted:

This is my first time seeing fat shaming since the escalator and I never realized it was so loving ridiculous

Why stop at fat shaming shaming people who fat shame his immediate underlings? surely if Chelsea Clinton had stood up to stop people from fat shaming Trump himself the world would be a better place

because these things matter

CNN posted:

Senate GOP speeding towards health care vote next Thursday

boring

"My first kitten! Meet my sleepy little friend Tessa."

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:18

Fidel Castronaut: Dec 25, 2004; Houston, we're Havana problem.

Reality Winner posted:

please ignore the 18th and 21st tho

the 19th too

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:19

BrutalistMcDonalds: Oct 4, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

trump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtIwfugF1zw

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:19

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Nuclearmonkee posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/877143081010823168

Your mom lost to Donald Trump. 2016

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:19

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

ask trump who his favorite love live is

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:21

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/the_ironsheik/status/877244708753473536

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:21

Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

TwoStepBoog posted:

there's probably one person from each Intelligence agency that has to read this thread every day

And they probably don't even notice the steganographic messages in all the images lol

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:21

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

pretty sure this tweet is saying everyone here is a liberal:

https://twitter.com/karmicplurality/status/877213313414909952

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:21

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

https://www.outsports.com/2017/6/20/15835374/ryan-ocallaghan-gay-nfl-new-england-patriots-kansas-city-chiefs

This is very good article.

After some small talk, he left with the young woman on his arm, making sure his teammates could see him. O�Callaghan was now, he figured, undeniably straight.

"That bought me a couple years," he said, nodding. "Because once they see you leave with someone, that�s different from them just seeing me talk with them."

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:21

neutral milf hotel: Oct 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

galenanorth posted:

some cat gif

holy poo poo can you not post 60MB images?

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:22

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Homeless Friend posted:

_KUSH!

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:23

change my name: Aug 27, 2007; Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

2DCAT posted:

so, i actually get to brief our piss baby president in the next couple of days. I'm actually kind of torn because i've only ever had to of done this once, last year, with Obama. That was probably my proudest work moment, to know that the president made an important decision based on your recommendations.
Scenario 1: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is smart enough to realize that he is retarded and decides he should listen to me, and then takes credit for all of my work -- makes America safer, but he'll likely be parading my poo poo around like a great victory. gently caress that.
Scenario 2: I am able to confirm that he is retarded. He is so regarded that he doesn't realize that he is retarded and literally finger paints rather than listens to me. He chooses not to listen to me -- America is now in danger, and I am so angry that I call him a retarded piss baby and call pence a horse fucker -- all of which gets me fired. He tweets nonstop about uprooting the deep state.

This is a tough one folks...

Hey he's literally not going to listen because he thinks every idea that comes out of his smooth brain is the 100% correct one, but if you do well then he'll bring you into the patronage system so congrats

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:23

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Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

A Handed Missus posted:

_KUSH!

fleetwood mac's Tusk but with Kush instead

# ? Jun 20, 2017 21:23

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