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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/RexTilllerson/status/877258356062375936

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Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Robert Plant posted:

2DCAT gonna present to the dumbass President soon and I briefly debated eating Spaghetti-O's with Meatballs for lunch today

considering who the president is, you've got it made

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

2DCAT posted:

I can't think of a single gov SA poster who has anything positive to say about D&D

The MidEast thread is cool except for the few idiots

The brit thread is pretty funny

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

D1E posted:

I missed the 2DCAT thing, but it made me think a bit.

2DCAT: goons, especially the goons in this thread, are typically slackers, losers, nerds, autistic, druggies, or some combination of the above.

How are you competent enough to brief a President on anything and why are you even here?

u a rude rude boi

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



ted cruz used the hot tub time machine to become the zodiac killer

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
I don't even read dandd to know what's so bad about it :shrug:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Reality Winner posted:

2dcat will you be wearing a :thunk: and/or megaman pin to see the president

A have a very, very special pin set aside for this occasion!

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Jeb!

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Fidel Castronaut posted:

I don't even read dandd to know what's so bad about it :shrug:

they know not the light of

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Cruz is a yes who likes saying no to press to stand out in a crowd. I'll bet the others are all the same way.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

2DCAT posted:

A have a very, very special pin set aside for this occasion!

thje goatsee pin

an excellent choice

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


Well if Padme says no then loving bin it I say.

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

2DCAT posted:

A have a very, very special pin set aside for this occasion!

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



2DCAT posted:

A have a very, very special pin set aside for this occasion!

i hope it's a tiny vhs tape

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




euphronius posted:

who is auto wamblier

some spy sent home to die ?

an open container charge if you get caught

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

i've tried this drink it's not very good

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Fidel Castronaut posted:

I don't even read dandd to know what's so bad about it :shrug:

It's a lot like this place, except a lot more serious and wordy, and with an artificially-high level of tolerance for some forms of craven bullshit. All in all, there are worse places to post.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



secretary of state rex tillerson

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Captain_Maclaine posted:

It's a lot like this place, except a lot more serious and wordy, and with an artificially-high level of tolerance for some forms of craven bullshit. All in all, there are worse places to post.

As long as you're polite you can call for unironic genocide.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

D1E posted:

goons, especially the goons in this thread, are typically slackers, losers, nerds, autistic, druggies, or some combination of the above.

https://i.imgur.com/L1k9H2w.gifv

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

donald trump is boosted

AMERICANISM NOT GLOBALISM IS OUR CREDO

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Chokes McGee posted:

i've tried this drink it's not very good

u need 2 burnt rear end crackers to get the umami flavor imho

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Robert Plant posted:

2DCAT gonna present to the dumbass President soon and I briefly debated eating Spaghetti-O's with Meatballs for lunch today

wait what

tell me more

meatballs???????

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

2DCAT posted:

Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

Have hot chicks present the info and he'll think it's brilliant.

E: In all honesty he's a show biz guy so add as MANY pictures and graphics as you can and he'll think it's brilliant and do whatever the gently caress you want.

Also compliment him a lot.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

2DCAT posted:

A have a very, very special pin set aside for this occasion!

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


2DCAT posted:

Rather than a traditional briefing, should I present my material to trompf in the form of a finger puppet show??? :thunk:

3rd grade reading level, lots of pictures

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Captain_Maclaine posted:

It's a lot like this place, except a lot more serious and wordy, and with an artificially-high level of tolerance for some forms of craven bullshit. All in all, there are worse places to post.

sounds like my kinda place!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

GobiasIndustries posted:

if the plan all along was for people to pray that only the house bill gets passed, it's working
https://twitter.com/sangerkatz/status/877257978864336896

It's gonna be pretty goddamn amazing when some red states waive the ever loving poo poo out of these requirements and end up as a giant smoking crater in the ground to prove some dumbass reaganomics point and thumb their nose at the black guy who doesn't even give a poo poo anymore.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

As long as you're polite you can call for unironic genocide.

I don't know that that's true anymore, now that Homework Explainer's a full mod.

Not that I'm implying Fans intentionally let that poo poo slide, just that he was running solo for a while and things could slip past by sheer volume alone.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Montasque posted:

Have hot chicks present the info and he'll think it's brilliant

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008


Trump would probably really like this pin

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
Seriously though someone needs to give that Jeb! is a MESS pin to Trump I bet he'd wear it.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Submarine Sandpaper posted:

As long as you're polite you can call for unironic genocide.

do they still have that Israeli mod that shuts down dissent in the Israel/Palestine thread? lol

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Chokes McGee posted:

let me stop you right there

CSPAM is the only community I've seen that truly *gets* politics.
It's all about getting drunk as gently caress and then making fun of rich white people on twitter.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

an open container charge if you get caught

yer fkn ruthless today :drat:

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Intel&Sebastian posted:

It's gonna be pretty goddamn amazing when some red states waive the ever loving poo poo out of these requirements and end up as a giant smoking crater in the ground to prove some dumbass reaganomics point and thumb their nose at the black guy who doesn't even give a poo poo anymore.

anyone who works for a mid or large sized company that has a presence in multiple states can and will race to base their health plans out of the ones with the most waivers.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


this is art

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Augus posted:

CSPAM is the only community I've seen that truly *gets* politics.
It's all about getting drunk as gently caress and then making fun of rich white people on twitter.

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Whatever you do dont be a boring nerd. Trump wants the best people, tough people, smart people. Watch a few seasons of the apprentice and his interviews on Stern and thats' all you need to understand the man.

Don't even bother with ART OF THE DEAL, he never read it either.

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