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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/TheLeadCNN/status/877267617219739648

~both sides~

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TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Tainen posted:

cant wait for 2DCAT to be the next Reality Winner and the when the news shows CSPAM as b-roll and it's just PISS TAPE, Pence fucks horses and power ranges gifs scrolling down the screen.

"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"
"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"
"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"
"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"
"Pence fucks horses"
"PISS TAPE!"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


your country is loving stupid as hell

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Catching up on MSNBC, oh hello:

https://twitter.com/pftompkins/status/848982344111280130

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



"if he would smoke the demon weed what else would he do???"

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I'm loving confused because I don't think McConnell would play this hard if he was bluffing about having the votes, but 7 no's this late into his game?

wtf is going on

Is that poo poo just wrong? Are they expected to flip anyway and saying no right now is just cover until they run it right to the line and maybe get some concessions they can wave around, like the House did?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



told ya ossoff was a republican

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Yinlock posted:

your country is loving stupid as hell

Jazerus has issued a correction as of 22:27 on Jun 20, 2017

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The correct way to handle tough/any questions is to take that nerd to Suplex City

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



lol that black man did everything he could to a comical extent, going through the trouble of getting carry permit, telling the officer he had a weapon and license to carry, and telling the officer he was reaching for his id but this didn't comfort the huge baby in blue and got gunned down and people defend the officer

p.s. not really lol, more like further loss of faith in humanity

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

I kinda want to send Trump a county-level Electoral Map from 2012 framed in the most garish way imaginable to see if he'll display it. Most of my relatives just see the Sea of Red we live in and assumed they should have won more votes and Trump is pretty solidly on their wavelength.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Tainen posted:

cant wait for 2DCAT to be the next Reality Winner and the when the news shows CSPAM as b-roll and it's just PISS TAPE, Pence fucks horses and power ranges gifs scrolling down the screen.

I'm just a lowly cook, being summoned to discuss food safety regulations and the threats to america caused by food-based attacks (namely the adverse effects on high-priced suits caused by the throwing of eggs, potatoes, and rum hams).

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


why is that mechanic deep throating that bottle

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014


so what tipped the cop off that he was a weed addict, his girlfriend and kid in the car or his wide, African nose?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

quote:

It had been a slow night. Yanez had only pulled over two people since starting his shift at 6 p.m


and he was itching to get his power trip on

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I'm loving confused because I don't think McConnell would play this hard if he was bluffing about having the votes, but 7 no's this late into his game?

wtf is going on

Is that poo poo just wrong? Are they expected to flip anyway and saying no right now is just cover until they run it right to the line and maybe get some concessions they can wave around, like the House did?

those 7 are gona play musical chairs to find out which two get to vote no and save their rear end

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Unperson_47 posted:

lol that black man did everything he could to a comical extent, going through the trouble of getting carry permit, telling the officer he had a weapon and license to carry, and telling the officer he was reaching for his id but this didn't comfort the huge baby in blue and got gunned down and people defend the officer

p.s. not really lol, more like further loss of faith in humanity

but none of the things he did were the correct way to handle a police officer

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

yeah...that's a straight up murder

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

One of my favorite non Trump tweets of the whole year

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Jazerus posted:

thanks! i agree completely



NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

brugroffil posted:

why is that mechanic deep throating that bottle

first time you've seen a canadian drink?

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Gringostar posted:

those 7 are gona play musical chairs to find out which two get to vote no and save their rear end
it's great because the GOP are grade schoolers

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


well to be fair our country is also loving stupid

but god drat have you guys pulled ahead in the race

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



NecroMonster posted:

but none of the things he did were the correct way to handle a police officer

if cops need safe spaces so much why the gently caress are they cops

Ragtime All The Time
Apr 6, 2011





pft is a national treasure

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





🐢 and ryan gotta be wishing the house still had pork as an option to let bills pass that the senate could actually vote on w a straight face

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Jesus Christ what kind of imaginary murderous cop killer says "I've got a gun" and then waits a while before deciding to make a move on the guy with a gun pointed at his head

what the gently caress

Cops are the biggest loving pussies on the planet

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Yinlock posted:

well to be fair our country is also loving stupid

but god drat have you guys pulled ahead in the race

WE ARE NUMBER ONE

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

well to be fair our country is also loving stupid

but god drat have you guys pulled ahead in the race

lol jealus?

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Please kill this goddamn bill

they should print the bill on black paper, it'll be dead in no time.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Unperson_47 posted:

lol that black man did everything he could to a comical extent, going through the trouble of getting carry permit, telling the officer he had a weapon and license to carry, and telling the officer he was reaching for his id but this didn't comfort the huge baby in blue and got gunned down and people defend the officer

p.s. not really lol, more like further loss of faith in humanity

just lose your faith in cops lol

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Unperson_47 posted:

if cops need safe spaces so much why the gently caress are they cops

the only safe space for a cop in america should be six feet under

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

Unperson_47 posted:

if cops need safe spaces so much why the gently caress are they cops

its the only profession where you can legally murder people who make you uncomfortable

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

well to be fair our country is also loving stupid

but god drat have you guys pulled ahead in the race
enjoy the decline of the anglo-saxon hegemon!

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Normie Chomsky
Apr 10, 2008


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Cops are the biggest loving pussies on the planet

"I was scared for my life and fell back on my training," local area man reports before killing baby

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Louisgod posted:

they should print the bill on black paper, it'll be dead in no time.

nice

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


in destruction-of-America news that are flying under the radar, Department of the Interior secretary Ryan Zinke just announced he'll be cutting 4,000 jobs from that department

Also Ryan Zinke's wife is named Lolita Hand

I think the simulation is running out of names and is just trying to see how long before we notice

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