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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

i give u the math class bhabi

o yes she can measure ur rod accurately!!!!!!!!!!

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

dadi cammi Inn me tammi

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Choot

A man desires women to wide her legs for him and enjoy her choot.

Ladies with good 5'7" heights have nice choots.

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
choot there it is

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

choot there it is
:colbert:

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

unpacked robinhood posted:

It's the rapetrain, choot choot

This did not get enough love.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

Hammurabi posted:

That's just... unfunny. Painfully unfunny. It doesn't even qualify as a bad joke because there isn't even a joke. It's just unfunny words on a pic. Possibly the least funny words possible, in fact. I'm actually kind of stunned by how unfunny it is.

Or is that the joke?

Look if you aren't up to date on your spiciest memes of the week then why are you even posting?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Hammerbhabi

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Munchables posted:

Hammerbhabi

He wrote the law about women having breasts and making round rotis.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

A fac for a fac make the hole world plumpy

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Munchables posted:

Hammerbhabi

MC Hammerbhabi in his signature parachoot pants singing "U Can't Touch This (because of your low caste)"

Hammurabi
Nov 4, 2009

Irradiation posted:

Look if you aren't up to date on your spiciest memes of the week then why are you even posting?

But unfunny captions arent a spicy meme at all tho fam hth

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

a hole-y ghost posted:

I think hes talking about the cheezburger captions, rather than the bill board itself.

i thought the irreverent and nonsensical captions added a good layer of absurdity

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Crackin open a cold one with the boys is the new thing, years agter strong bad lost relevance

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

Hammurabi posted:

But unfunny captions arent a spicy meme at all tho fam hth

i mak fac in your balls bhabi

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
What do you call an Indian catfight?

bhabi sock-ing

:rimshot:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

The Great Autismo! posted:

Ladies with good 5'7" heights have nice choots.

I would find the specificity here charming if I weren't so sure this guy had an Excel table somewhere to chart the correlation between height and choot quality/navel plumpiness/ability to make round rotis/willingness to marry your brother and not be sexually satisfied within marriage/etc.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
if I had a nickel AM I RIGHT FELLOW CHOOTS?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Tin Tim
Jun 4, 2012

Live by the pun - Die by the pun

Did someone say bhabiturate yet

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Nazzadan posted:

So I found that "choot" is slang for pussy and decided to urban dictionary it, and apparently a bunch of creepy Indian dudes are submitting the definition of choot to UD with really creepy examples.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Choot

Did everyone miss 'Choot ke Bhoot' - Ghost(s) from a vagina?

What in the Hell?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

LadyPictureShow posted:

Did everyone miss 'Choot ke Bhoot' - Ghost(s) from a vagina?

What in the Hell?

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart

FROM THE AUTHOR OF APESHIT

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

LadyPictureShow posted:

Did everyone miss 'Choot ke Bhoot' - Ghost(s) from a vagina?

What in the Hell?

There's already anal ghosts, so why not vaginal ghosts too?

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Stay safe vagina ghost

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


I found this author's Amazon page once. His books are all 'erotic' fiction with really weird premises. One of them involves a man who was traumatised as a child when he saw demons luring his friends with candy so he travels to the demon realm that is basically Candyland. Another is set in heaven after things have fallen apart, so the Garden of Eden is dying and it's full strip clubs and seedy bars.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Sounds like heaven to me wait gently caress.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

smilingfish posted:

FROM THE AUTHOR OF APESHIT

Reikäinen paska :lol:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

The MSJ posted:

I found this author's Amazon page once. His books are all 'erotic' fiction with really weird premises. One of them involves a man who was traumatised as a child when he saw demons luring his friends with candy so he travels to the demon realm that is basically Candyland. Another is set in heaven after things have fallen apart, so the Garden of Eden is dying and it's full strip clubs and seedy bars.

Dude, you forgot his kids' book, the Faggiest Vampire.

vudan
Dec 11, 2010

Antivehicular posted:

I would find the specificity here charming if I weren't so sure this guy had an Excel table somewhere to chart the correlation between height and choot quality/navel plumpiness/ability to make round rotis/willingness to marry your brother and not be sexually satisfied within marriage/etc.

Thank you. Milky bob level output also important factor.

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Dude, you forgot his kids' book, the Faggiest Vampire.
I was going to make a joke about White Wolf that no one would get, but that is actually the real title of a real book this dude wrote.

So is The Baby Jesus Butt Plug: A Fairytale.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
McGorgeous ;-*

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

is he just copy pasting that straight out of some pickup lines geocities page

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
That Mcdonald's line is the laziest loving joke of all time.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

That Mcdonald's line is the laziest loving joke of all time.

You're just jealous because you'd be the McGurn.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

McGavin posted:

You're just jealous because you'd be the McGurn.

It's basically pickles on a bun cuz I'm salty as hell

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



"If you were a sandwich at McDonald's I'd want you to get McGangbanged."

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

"If you were a sandwich at McDonald's I'd want you to get McGangbanged."

Is THAT what bitch lasagna is?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Are there still McDonald's that serve lasagna?

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Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Alright seriously man? Even got matching shirts? The gently caress

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