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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the funniest result would be a tie because I bet Georgia is one of those states where ties are broken by like drawing cards from a deck or seeing who can make the most convincing animal noise

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
The one true path to losing by 2-or-so points.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

paranoid randroid posted:

the one true path in shitass moneyed suburban georgia i guess

that's the idea, yes!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Joementum posted:

the funniest result would be a tie because I bet Georgia is one of those states where ties are broken by like drawing cards from a deck or seeing who can make the most convincing animal noise

lol you reminded me how hillary won like 8 out of 10 coin tosses in the iowa caucus

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
hog collar vs hog caller

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

the funniest result would be a tie because I bet Georgia is one of those states where ties are broken by like drawing cards from a deck or seeing who can make the most convincing animal noise

greased hog catch

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Shear Modulus posted:

lol you reminded me how hillary won like 8 out of 10 coin tosses in the iowa caucus

caucuses are garbo, friendo

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
wait they're in suburban atlanta so it's probably decided by who can angrily berate the kid at the counter at chick fil a until a manager intervenes quickest

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/877315268313321477

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/876974472280121344

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
ahh, a take for if Ossoff wins that pisses off everyone. I like!

https://twitter.com/kkondik/status/877238437065216001

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Joementum posted:

ahh, a take for if Ossoff wins that pisses off everyone. I like!

https://twitter.com/kkondik/status/877238437065216001

its a shame we'll never know how well bernie could perform in the district

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



"clinton is/did better than obama" takes are the absolute best

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
i hope bernie runs in 2020 and loses

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Joementum posted:

ahh, a take for if Ossoff wins that pisses off everyone. I like!

https://twitter.com/kkondik/status/877238437065216001

democrats are capable by just barely losing time after time, forever

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
not so much "i hope" as "it would be hilarious in a sense"

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

https://twitter.com/NathanKleinDC/status/877243486537437185

yikes

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

i hope bernie runs in 2020 and loses

yeah, we know

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
On the plus side, even if he loses, nobody's beating Jeb's all-time $/vote record

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/877318569817780225

Some kind of stupid GIF and/or pun

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



how do you gently caress up making GBS threads on cillizza he's the easiest target ever

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Matt Zerella posted:

yeah, we know

loses to the unstoppable Buttigieg/Bryce ticket, that is

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Joementum posted:

ahh, a take for if Ossoff wins that pisses off everyone. I like!

https://twitter.com/kkondik/status/877238437065216001

"The Democrats could, theoretically, be less incompetent."

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Tunicate posted:

I'd vote for him.

can he nominate Gwar for his cabinet too

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

same losing ratio as hildog :sad:

the dems pouring 30 mil into this seat with a historical +20 R margin, when they barely contributed to the kansas or montana races is pretty funny

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Buttigieg cursed dems until he wins it all!

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


got any sevens posted:

same losing ratio as hildog :sad:

the dems pouring 30 mil into this seat with a historical +20 R margin, when they barely contributed to the kansas or montana races is pretty funny

i hope he gets crushed by 10+ points

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

got any sevens posted:

same losing ratio as hildog :sad:

the dems pouring 30 mil into this seat with a historical +20 R margin, when they barely contributed to the kansas or montana races is pretty funny

this seat was actually more competitive than either of those seats, dems just historically have run trash candidates with no money here in the past

this time they ran a trash candidate w/ lots of money

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

got any sevens posted:

can he nominate Gwar for his cabinet too

as good a guy as mike bishop is, they're not the same without oderus

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Thoguh posted:

I re-read Starship Troopers recently and drat, middle school me did not pick up on the authoritarianism and fascism.

Late as hell on this, but same. I was just enamored with all the boot camp scenes for some reason.

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
The takes are going to be rivaling Chernobyl tonight, are they?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



starship troopers the movie however fuckin rules

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

hot takes coming in fast already

https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/877321071807967233

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

Shear Modulus posted:

starship troopers the movie however fuckin rules

Verhoeven being completely unapologetic about portraying the Federation just as badly as it would probably be is the best part (that and the loud grinding of teeth book fans have when they watch it)

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015

"We masturbate furiously at the thought of a world where it's one dollar one vote"

Padams
Jun 30, 2000

I Have the Power

to turn your property's lights off
"We got so close in SC5 without spending much money by running someone from Goldman Sachs. Therefore, all of our candidates should be from Goldman Sachs going forward!" -that'll be the Democratic party's take from these results.

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007


Outspent by 2:1, lost by a few points would be a familiar story though

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

Shear Modulus posted:

starship troopers the movie however fuckin rules

I was ten when it came out and after reading the book and completely missing everything about it all I wanted to see was cool power armor going pew pew and was disappointed by the movie.

That's the zenith of my shameful childhood stupidity.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Not a Step posted:

Outspent by 2:1, lost by a few points would be a familiar story though

It's nothing compared to JEB!'s run.

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Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008


his money was so well spent though

for example multiple times i saw trucks with giant LCD screens displaying campaign logos doing nothing but driving up and down a major road

it's like yard signs were evolving and developing sentience

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