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Disney wanted to create a Han Solo origin movie, while Miller and Lord just wanted to make a Han Solo adventure without needing to tell his backstory.
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Jun 21, 2017 02:14
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FrensaGeran posted:Young Lando: I knew you were a scoundrel, Han. I knew you liked to cross boundaries, but I never knew you could go SO LOW as to rape my wife! 
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Jun 21, 2017 02:14
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Arcsquad12 posted:Disney wanted to create a Han Solo origin movie, while Miller and Lord just wanted to make a Han Solo adventure without needing to tell his backstory. I've wondered this, and RLM asked this too, but why do studios interfere? They hire directors known for a certain style and type of product (Snyder, Ayer, Gunn, etc) and then gently caress with that they're trying to do. Why hire them in the first place. Just get someone like Brett Ratner who will make exactly what you tell him to do.
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Jun 21, 2017 02:29
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Because they want the loving name. It's all branding.
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Jun 21, 2017 02:39
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Jose Oquendo posted:I've wondered this, and RLM asked this too, but why do studios interfere? Because if they don't change anything it means they are superfluous to the process so changing things is justifying their jobs.
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Jun 21, 2017 02:42
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Jose Oquendo posted:I've wondered this, and RLM asked this too, but why do studios interfere? Because they think they know something. They think they're with it and get what the audience wants. Go dig up the Frank Zappa vid where he explains the music industry, its really valid to all forms of the entertainment business. Even in my extremely limited local interactions with it. The only modern movie exec I can think who might actually be right about thing is probably Harvey Weinstein? Maybe? Has he started loving up lately? Does Miramix even exist? jesus im out of touch. Giga Gaia fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Jun 21, 2017 |
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Jun 21, 2017 02:50
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Giga Gaia posted:Because they think they know something. They think they're with it and get what the audience wants. Go dig up the Frank Zappa vid where he explains the music industry, its really valid to all forms of the entertainment business. Even in my extremely limited local interactions with it. Harvey Scissorhands? He tried to make Snowpiercer an action movie and cut back the number of theaters it showed in. He also gets a lot of good stuff made.
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Jun 21, 2017 02:57
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Wall Balls posted:oh my god its amazing Wubba lubba DUB DUB!!
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Jun 21, 2017 02:57
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Dmitri-9 posted:Harvey Scissorhands? He tried to make Snowpiercer an action movie and cut back the number of theaters it showed in. He also gets a lot of good stuff made. Haha, welp. I just associate him with a lot of movies I've really enjoyed, I suppose. Every interview I've seen with him back when I cared about movies he has that "cigar chomping" old school vibe to him, as well. There's gotta be some good producers around, though. How else does something like Nightcrawler get made?
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Jun 21, 2017 03:04
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Accident mostly.
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Jun 21, 2017 03:06
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FrensaGeran posted:Young Lando: I knew you were a scoundrel, Han. I knew you liked to cross boundaries, but I never knew you could go SO LOW as to rape my wife! *Young Han pulls out laminated galactic sex laws and shoves them in cgi Obi-Wan's face* I don't care what the force says old man, according to the law it's ok for me to bang 15-year old Leia!
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Jun 21, 2017 03:21
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Alright I'll give you your ransom just stop publishing the contents of my private journals!
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Jun 21, 2017 03:34
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Han Solo got the name Han Solo because he originally was named "Hans YOLO" but didn't want people to think he was an out-of-touch German man trying to be hip to the internet youths of 5 years ago.
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Jun 21, 2017 03:38
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Why not make a Star Wars movie that takes place a thousand years into the past, or a century or two into the future? Nothing to do with any of the characters in either the original trilogy or prequel trilogy. Instead, have a whole new cast of characters and whole new villains and whole new conflict and whole new story, and no Galactic Empire or Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker or Han Solo or Boba Fett or Jango Fett or Yoda or Obi-Wan Kenobi or Jabba the Hutt or stormtroopers or C-3PO or R2-D2 or Chewbacca or Tie Fighters or X-Wings or AT-AT walkers or AT-STs. You can still have the Force and whatever but have new characters and story. Or better yet, make an entirely original movie that is inspired by Star Wars and similar media, but with a new setting and universe and stuff that was uniquely created. A rollicking space opera of high adventure and good guys and bad guys and weird aliens and crazy poo poo happening and lots of fun, but it isnt based on any existing franchise or IP. Just an original movie that is of the same genre and tone of Star Wars and things like it. Is that too much to ask?
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Jun 21, 2017 03:48
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Blue Star posted:Or better yet, make an entirely original movie that is inspired by Star Wars and similar media, but with a new setting and universe and stuff that was uniquely created. A rollicking space opera of high adventure and good guys and bad guys and weird aliens and crazy poo poo happening and lots of fun, but it isnt based on any existing franchise or IP. Just an original movie that is of the same genre and tone of Star Wars and things like it. gaurdians of the galaxy it's barely a marvel movie because it doesn't tie in and it heavily reinvents from the comics it even has a little bit of the mythology thing only instead of practicing any religion they kill cosmic space gods
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Jun 21, 2017 03:53
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also that valerians thing is coming out whatever it is there's been some sci fi movies out but they seem to either be horror, trying to be smart, or both. not like the star wars type adventure movies where you having space ships wooshing and pewpewpewing AND sword fights AND gun fights
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Jun 21, 2017 03:57
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Blue Star posted:Or better yet, make an entirely original movie that is inspired by Star Wars and similar media, but with a new setting and universe and stuff that was uniquely created. A rollicking space opera of high adventure and good guys and bad guys and weird aliens and crazy poo poo happening and lots of fun, but it isnt based on any existing franchise or IP. Just an original movie that is of the same genre and tone of Star Wars and things like it. Space Cop
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Jun 21, 2017 04:01
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if they're gonna have a Star Wars movie every year, i want them to go nuts with it. darth Vader as Jason voorhees was a great idea but they didn't go far enough with it. like in the spirit of iron man 3 being a buddy cop throwback and Kong skull island being a vietnam movie, they could just have like david lynch or the coens do -whatever the gently caress they want- and get something weird and crazy for one of those years it's such a vibrant, crazy universe and we keep going back to the same 6 loving people. give me a heist movie on coruscant.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:04
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Blue Star posted:Why not make a Star Wars movie that takes place a thousand years into the past, or a century or two into the future? Nothing to do with any of the characters in either the original trilogy or prequel trilogy. Instead, have a whole new cast of characters and whole new villains and whole new conflict and whole new story, and no Galactic Empire or Darth Vader or Luke Skywalker or Han Solo or Boba Fett or Jango Fett or Yoda or Obi-Wan Kenobi or Jabba the Hutt or stormtroopers or C-3PO or R2-D2 or Chewbacca or Tie Fighters or X-Wings or AT-AT walkers or AT-STs. You can still have the Force and whatever but have new characters and story. That's basically KOTOR and it owns.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:07
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Jose Oquendo posted:I've wondered this, and RLM asked this too, but why do studios interfere?
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Jun 21, 2017 04:08
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Cubone posted:if they're gonna have a Star Wars movie every year, i want them to go nuts with it. darth Vader as Jason voorhees was a great idea but they didn't go far enough with it. like in the spirit of iron man 3 being a buddy cop throwback and Kong skull island being a vietnam movie, they could just have like david lynch or the coens do -whatever the gently caress they want- and get something weird and crazy for one of those years It's not a vibrant crazy universe though. Rich is right, Star Wars is a very small universe. Sometimes they play that well and you get a Rogue One, and sometimes they fail like the prequels and Force Awakens.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:17
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So regarding transformer5 was doug here correct? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctembQrH_0k
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Jun 21, 2017 04:21
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lmao if you paid to unban yourself you week pathetic chump
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Jun 21, 2017 04:21
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KakerMix posted:lmao if you paid to unban yourself
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Jun 21, 2017 04:23
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I was having a thought today about John de Hart's Geteven, and the Shimmy Slide. RLM wondered if he thought it could be a hit, and I was thinking, de Hart probably was thinking, "If Achy Breaky Heart can top the charts, I bet Shimmy Slide can too." Then I checked: Achy Breaky Heart came out in 92, and Geteven in 93. So I feel like I'm probably right. I also feel like John de Hart believes that in a slightly different world, he would BE the action star in his movie, and he's just injecting his amazing self into it. I think it's a real Double Down situation.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:26
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Yug posted:It's not a vibrant crazy universe though. Rich is right, Star Wars is a very small universe. Sometimes they play that well and you get a Rogue One, and sometimes they fail like the prequels and Force Awakens. Yug I dont think its fair you were asked doxxx yourself. But I also dont think its fair you deprive us of your alphamale manliness. Can you please just Doxxx your penis?
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Jun 21, 2017 04:29
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Ups_rail posted:Yug I dont think its fair you were asked doxxx yourself. But I also dont think its fair you deprive us of your alphamale manliness. Never give away for free what you can charge money for.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:30
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Ups_rail posted:So regarding transformer5 no
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Jun 21, 2017 04:38
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Ups_rail posted:So regarding transformer5 lol, nice try but I don't watch nostalgia critic's garbage
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Jun 21, 2017 04:39
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I'm not watching Doug Walker scream and wave a fake gun around
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Jun 21, 2017 04:39
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Ups_rail posted:So regarding transformer5 gently caress you
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Jun 21, 2017 04:40
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he should attach "not a review" to everything he's ever done
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Jun 21, 2017 04:41
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Yug posted:I didn't even pay for this avatar man. You're no pecos bill but maybe one day~
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Jun 21, 2017 04:42
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Guy Goodbody posted:gently caress you  hey....I thought it was a neat gimmick he didnt even watch the move, he is tired of them and tried to guess how this movie would play out.To the people that saw trans 5 was doug correct? I mean yes he is no mike and jay....but come on thats such a high bar to set.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:47
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Ups_rail posted:
nostalgia critic is a worse character that yug everyone knows this
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Jun 21, 2017 04:48
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Yug posted:I didn't even pay for this avatar man. I disagree with you a lot, but that ban was some grade A bullshit.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:53
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JB50 posted:I disagree with you a lot, but that ban was some grade A bullshit. Nah, ban all the alt-right fuckos and Make SA Great Again. They would appreciate the irony of being walled out of somewhere.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:55
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JB50 posted:I disagree with you a lot, but that ban was some grade A bullshit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtOEig1l8SA
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Jun 21, 2017 04:55
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Ups_rail posted:To the people that saw trans 5 was doug correct? no one should watch transformers 5 and no one should watch the nostalgia critic so if there is a god in heaven hopefully this question will forever remain unanswered.
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Jun 21, 2017 04:56
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