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"there can be only one!" he screams, voice breaking, as he repeatedly stabs the bloated corpse of his horrid old father with the fidget spinner he'd sharpened for just this occasion
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Addamere posted:i like rome and i like spartacus James Clavell's Shogun
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i dont think i could even find a 3.2% beer if i wanted to i wonder how often fist fights break out in kansas churches when the priest brings out the communion wine on sunday morning because thats about the only thing that would get me to church
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NecroMonster posted:<3 that card  It is extremely good especially because I am a brokebrain that tries to run legitimate Mill decks.E: Lastgirl posted:James Clavell's Shogun The book is extremely good and I re-read it a few months ago, but it is hella dense so heads up C-Euro has issued a correction as of 07:12 on Jun 21, 2017 |
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The best part about my visit to Kansas is some boot strapping young man climbed up onto an old faded billboard and spray painted "I CUT GRASS" on it with his phone number.
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cumshitter posted:i dont think i could even find a 3.2% beer if i wanted to Kansas is protestant country, dude grape juice
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SKULL.GIF posted:https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jun/20/older-men-fathers-geekier-sons-study-geek-index my dad was old as hell and im a total dork, makes sense
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this whole poo poo bag of a country is protestant country
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Realtalk I can't wait for Trump to be miserable again. someone go piss in his shoes
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well i guess there is some mormon country here too
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there's also a catholic for trump country
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cumshitter posted:utah defines anything over 3.2% as liquor  but they won't even arrest people for possession of coffee.  this is why the muslamics are winning and will bring their shania law with help from antichrist soros (soros is the same forwards and backwards, just like SATAN if you replaced the N with an S, and S stands for SOCIALISM what a coincidence, BERNIE i see wut u DEVILS r doing)
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is it really "country" or is it just small enclaves of catholics because amerikkka really is extremist fundie protestant wonderland
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tithin posted:I'm getting sad, friends
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tithin posted:I'm getting sad, friends lol if u dont ferment ur tears daily and then drink them when u wake up every morning
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Rah! posted:lol if u dont ferment ur tears daily and then drink them when u wake up every morning but piss
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I'm high off nyquil trying to fight a nasty head cold so I'll riff a bit on Roseanne. I know I talked a bit about my connection with her back in the first Trump thread but maybe it's time I tell a little more. There's a weird thing where a lot of celebs/people in that world I've met believe in the illuminati. A lot of rappers do, that's for sure. But I'll just talk about Rosanne because she's been very public about her "theories". I met Roseanne while I was working on a documentary about conspiracy theorists. She was very kind, and very funny for the short time I spent with her, she was also very high. She honestly believes that there is a group of very powerful people who control the world and use children in sex rituals to gain magik powers with the ultimate goal of reaching immortality. Very PIZZAGATE before PIZZAGATE. I met her with her friend Cathy O'Brien who was one of the big names of the whole CIA/MK-ULTRA/Project Monarch conspiracies. Cathy claims she was an illuminati sex slave for high level people in the US Government including Gerald Ford, George HW Bush, Dick Cheney, and Hillary and Bill Clinton. Roseanne believed in all of this and said that she has seen/heard things in Hollywood about high level people involved in pedophile rings set up by the CIA. She believes that once these kids are used up they were sacrificed. Now a lot of people in the business have heard whisper about 'the casting couch' also applying to kids, but Satanic ritualistic murder of children? That was a new one. Whenever you press people like Roseanne for evidence they never give you a straight answer. There's a lot of half-baked circumstantial evidence that leads nowhere but crazy town. That's not to say creepy things dont happen in Hollywood - they do. When you have that many weirdos with that much money and power stuff can get wacky - but to keep up appearances while running a child sex/child sacrifice death cult seems nearly impossible in this day and age.
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illuminati are a bunch of loving cucks
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Zas posted:illuminati want my mind soul and body TuPac was killed because he refused a high level illuminati member's sexual advances. Admiral Ray posted:illuminati are a bunch of loving cucks I still follow a few of the subjects from the doc on twitter and facebook. Almost all of them are Trump supporters because "he sticks it to the Illuminati."
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Montasque posted:TuPac was killed because he refused a high level illuminati member's sexual advances. Suge Knight was a high level illuminati member?
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NecroMonster posted:Suge Knight was a high level illuminati member? Suge Knight planned the hit, but he did it on orders from the high level illuminati member.
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NecroMonster posted:Suge Knight was a high level illuminati member? yes, a lot of diabetics are
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Montasque posted:Suge Knight planned the hit, but he did it on orders from the high level illuminati member. I believe it.
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https://twitter.com/FalafelDad/status/877256556601106432
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trump is a fan of straight piss, but spicer is partial to tears mixed with piss, served in a greasy KFC bucket (he was really trying to impress donnie). Calls it a Manhattan Mimosa
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Why did the Illuminati kill Biggie?
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illuminati are brilliant and powerful enough to maintain control of the entire planet through the shadows and never ever ever ever slip up big time but also stupid enough to gently caress up so badly that trump is president and roseanne exposed all their secrets on twitter schroedingers nwo
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Also, we all agree that Baloogan is an Illuminati member sent to keep and eye on us right? Or was i just imagining that.
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BrutalistMcDonalds posted:hmm let me check up on the local news jesus christ
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NecroMonster posted:Why did the Illuminati kill Biggie? I worked with a guy once who was loving convinced he was still alive and kept dropping new "lost" albums Dude was high as a motherfucker 247
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If biggie was still alive and making music hip hop would be in less of a bitch made rut right now
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NecroMonster posted:is it really "country" or is it just small enclaves of catholics because amerikkka really is extremist fundie protestant wonderland Remember that the Pilgrims (of Plymouth Rock and Thanksgiving fame) were driven out of England as religious extremists. This was also the same crew that would become the Puritans. That's all pretty reductive but the earliest religion of America was bad news.
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i do not mean to imply that kendric lamar is bitch made, he is actually very good and awesome
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five million dollars
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the illuminati being a cabal of drunk canadians lusting for nuclear death would definitely explain a few things
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Kurtofan posted:someone go piss in his shoes That wouldn't make him miserable. Trump would love that!
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Yinlock posted:accelerationism doesn't work "actually, it's good to grievously harm all minorities, due to funy internet logic that i heard" -every accelerationist
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