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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Chokes McGee posted:

there's no law that says a dog can't be a member of the House!!!

there's probably a law requiring a member of the house to be a certain age which no dog has ever lived to

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

A Handed Missus posted:

lol they're going all in for that former intel dude whose last name is Yankovich aren't they

yup

this is the left's tea party moment imo

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

The M*A*S*H* theme song has pretty C-SPAMish origins:



"Song from M*A*S*H (Suicide Is Painless)" is a song written by Johnny Mandel (music) and Mike Altman (lyrics), which was the theme song for both the movie and TV series M*A*S*H. Mike Altman is the son of the original film’s director, Robert Altman, and was 14 years old when he wrote the song’s lyrics.

The song was written specifically for Ken Prymus (the actor playing Private Seidman), who sang it during the faux suicide of Walter "Painless Pole" Waldowski (John Schuck) in the film's "Last Supper" scene.[2][3] Robert Altman had two stipulations about the song for Mandel: first, it had to be called "Suicide Is Painless"; second, it had to be the "stupidest song ever written".[4] Altman tried to write the lyrics himself, but found that it was too difficult for his 45-year-old brain to write "stupid enough".[5] Instead he gave the task to his 14-year-old-son, Michael, who wrote the lyrics in five minutes.[6][7][8]

Altman later decided that the song worked so well, he would use it as the film's main theme, despite Mandel's initial objections.[9] This version was sung by uncredited session singers John Bahler, Tom Bahler, Ron Hicklin and Ian Freebairn-Smith and the single was attributed to "The Mash."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_Is_Painless

song owns. I'm surprised a 14 year old wrote it and that it was meant to be stupid cuz it's brilliant

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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oddium posted:

there's probably a law requiring a member of the house to be a certain age which no dog has ever lived to

unless you count... dog years :smug:

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Chokes McGee posted:

there's no law that says a dog can't be a member of the House!!!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/877522451277676547

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

:patriot:

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Chokes McGee posted:

he's seriously got everything

blue collar
union member
former military
highly memeable mustasche

we've never been closer to mattering, and yet, we're so very far away

Really needs the job because his mom has MS

Serf
May 5, 2011


Chokes McGee posted:

yup

this is the left's tea party moment imo

too bad we don't have our own cock brothers astroturfing the poo poo outta us and have to do it all ourselves

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


He forgot to add "IN HELL"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Serf posted:

too bad we don't have our own cock brothers astroturfing the poo poo outta us and have to do it all ourselves

paging george soros paging george soros

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
i think a dog would not be a very good politician, now call me crazy but

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Al! posted:

is ben jacobs british????

nah he's an american like god.

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.

hail to the chief

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

lorn Wayne posted:

i think a dog would not be a very good politician, now call me crazy but

put peanut butter on 'yes' button for medicare for all legislation and it'll be better than 99% of current congressmen

Serf
May 5, 2011


Chokes McGee posted:

paging george soros paging george soros

we'd be better off is soros spent his money building a secret liberal mecha army like in the hit game shadow complex

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

nah he's an american like god.

man the television adaption really isn't as good as people say

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JillDLawrence/status/877508486183219201

gently caress off how do they think the republicans will "learn a lesson" from continuing to do the same thing they've been doing for six years

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/status/877518310207889409

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
john cornyn looks identical to a boneless, skinless chicken breast

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Chokes McGee posted:

paging george soros paging george soros

Something tells me the billionaire financier isn't going to fund a socialist takeover of the liberal party

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



lorn Wayne posted:

i think a dog would not be a very good politician, now call me crazy but

they make great fascists

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Brother Friendship posted:

put peanut butter on 'yes' button for medicare for all legislation and it'll be better than 99% of current congressmen

yeah but what if the peanut butter is right wing

checkmate

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Serf posted:

we'd be better off is soros spent his money building a secret liberal mecha army like in the hit game shadow complex

didn't he already make thSHIT I MEAN UH YEAH I AGREE

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

ScrubLeague posted:

https://twitter.com/JillDLawrence/status/877508486183219201

gently caress off how do they think the republicans will "learn a lesson" from continuing to do the same thing they've been doing for six years

who the hell are obama turned trump voters

they just made that up didn't they

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Brother Friendship posted:

He forgot to add "IN HELL"

Literally my first thought too.

My second thought was the Twilight Zone.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

man the television adaption really isn't as good as people say

yeah i stopped recommending it to people after p much the first episode

the main story sucks, i just want to see american versions of mythology

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


ScrubLeague posted:

https://twitter.com/JillDLawrence/status/877508486183219201

gently caress off how do they think the republicans will "learn a lesson" from continuing to do the same thing they've been doing for six years

Lol look at all the wrong lessons you are learning from this I say as I am marched into a Trump brand death camp

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Baloogan posted:

yeah i stopped recommending it to people after p much the first episode

the main story sucks, i just want to see american versions of mythology

the whole thing feels and looks like it's covered in a layer of grime and I'm glad Gaiman's happy with it because I'm sure as hell not

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Chokes McGee posted:

who the hell are obama turned trump voters

they just made that up didn't they

i voted obama twice :shrug:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Chokes McGee posted:

who the hell are obama turned trump voters

they just made that up didn't they

I wouldn't be surprised if they exist. Some people are just impressionable and dumb

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Baloogan posted:

i voted obama twice :shrug:

:stare:

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Lol look at all the wrong lessons you are learning from this I say as I am marched into a Trump brand death camp

I think you mean "death center"

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Chokes McGee posted:

man the television adaption really isn't as good as people say

america is "man: the television adaption"

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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hoo boy the smug posts from donnie today

hunker down boys it's gonna be a couple of days before we get back to vintage Trump

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Baloogan posted:

i voted obama twice :shrug:

In a shocking development, Baloogan turns out to be dumb.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

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Al! posted:

america is "man: the television adaption"

yeah but america isn't as good as people ooooooooh okay I get it now

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Baloogan posted:

i voted obama twice :shrug:

like 20% of my district are Obama--> trump voters

and a couple % are Obama --> jill stein voters lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

hope is the opiate of the masses :smugjones:

lol

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Chokes McGee posted:

the whole thing feels and looks like it's covered in a layer of grime and I'm glad Gaiman's happy with it because I'm sure as hell not

one of my favorite details of the novel is that jesus is too famous to even get involved with the main story

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