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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

why does everyone think ben jacobs is british

dude's from like iowa

Because he works for British news paper that Ed Balls reads.

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Al! posted:

i learned to whistle at 145hz so i could get it without the pickles

Phreaking is freaking back baby! awouuuu (wolf howl)

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Yinlock posted:

WOULD YOU LIKE CYANIDE ANYWAY

>NO

YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO DIE FOR THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN NOTED, GUESS WHAT COMES NEXT

STARTS WITH A C

cummies

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

cargo cult posted:

where is the thread title from cause it made me literally laugh out loud

i would tell you but...

truth is garbage to fucktards like you :hai:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

cargo cult posted:

where is the thread title from cause it made me literally laugh out loud

Roseanne twitter you fucktard!!!!!!!!

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

MariusLecter posted:

The scene from terminator 2 where john hacks an atm except its a mcds kiosk and he fillSC his b a ckpack with grande macs

lol

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

Lastgirl posted:

Winn Dixie self check outs are an absolute mess :psyduck:

I hope its the same for these kiosks as they inevitably get smashed up by some blue collar worker going loving postal after a 14 hour shift with an empty stomach on a two week 24/7 rotation so that he could afford to pay his medical bills and "they just wont goddamn give me a bic mac and a blowjob for the amount of poo poo ive gone through, i reckon"

Self checkouts everywhere are like this. People aren't smart enough to handle them. Costco ended up pulling them, which made me sad at first because I usually buy 3 or 4 things at a time, but then I realized I'd never get stuck behind the cocksucker that rolled up to them with a pallet cart full of 97 different kinds of wine while the one person that could assist them in checking out was busy helping another barely functional person remember to breathe.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


gonna push all those R+5s into R+1s

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

i would tell you but...

truth is garbage to fucktards like you :hai:

:hai:

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
i have the healthcare bill.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
know what they call a grande mac in france

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


I can actually think of one good thing to come from this, and it's that you will greatly see decrease in disgruntled ex-employees coming back and shooting up the place, because the kiosks and machines will shoot back

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_H7jCLCkb4

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
every day the future comes closer and closer to looking like snow crash, and i am glad of it

can't wait to live in a u-stor-it and ride a motorcycle with a katana strapped to my back

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Chris James 2 posted:

I can actually think of one good thing to come from this, and it's that you will greatly see decrease in disgruntled ex-employees coming back and shooting up the place, because the kiosks and machines will shoot back

Hell yes, good kiosks with a gun gonna save us all.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Al! posted:

i learned to whistle at 145hz so i could get it without the pickles

why not just tune a sine oscillator to A2?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




pathetic little tramp posted:

like fuckin clockwork

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/877026905777680384

the dude has been a candidate for like 2 days

what race is this, ive been a lil tuned out lately

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

what race is this, ive been a lil tuned out lately

https://twitter.com/Breznican/status/876971859727622144

dnc is trying to primary him out because of course they are

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Squizzle posted:

what race is this, ive been a lil tuned out lately

the human race, baby!

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Mr Hootington posted:

i have the healthcare bill.



This actually sounds pretty good

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

UFOTofuTacoCat posted:

Hell yes, good kiosks with a gun gonna save us all.

the only thing that can stop a bad kiosk with a gun is a good kiosk with a gun

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

yeah the wave where Democrats again lose by 2 points because that's what they do.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Mr Hootington posted:

i have the healthcare bill.



really looking for tips to improve my handwriting. We ell, thanks, I appreciate it.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


ENFORCE THE UNITED STATES DRESS CODE AT ALL COSTS!

This message paid for by the Men's Wearhouse& Jos A Bank Lobbying Group

fknlo posted:

Self checkouts everywhere are like this. People aren't smart enough to handle them. Costco ended up pulling them, which made me sad at first because I usually buy 3 or 4 things at a time, but then I realized I'd never get stuck behind the cocksucker that rolled up to them with a pallet cart full of 97 different kinds of wine while the one person that could assist them in checking out was busy helping another barely functional person remember to breathe.

Anyone who is hopeful about the future of society and the "long arc of history" should spend an hour watching people use self-checkout kiosks. They have been around for near 10 years at this point, how are people so god drat confused by them still?

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Squizzle posted:

what race is this, ive been a lil tuned out lately

who cares

*opens up another kombucha ~wild stylin~*

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


fits my needs posted:

why don't we have an ed balls in America? closest thing is what....rick Perry? lmao


H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Pook Good Mook posted:

Anyone who is hopeful about the future of society and the "long arc of history" should spend an hour watching people use self-checkout kiosks. They have been around for near 10 years at this point, how are people so god drat confused by them still?

hmm people are dumb maybe?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Squizzle posted:

what race is this, ive been a lil tuned out lately

exactly.

good job Squizzle

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Yinlock posted:

https://twitter.com/Breznican/status/876971859727622144

dnc is trying to primary him out because of course they are
loving lmao Dems deserve to lose forever

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Lastgirl posted:

Winn Dixie self check outs are an absolute mess :psyduck:

I hope its the same for these kiosks as they inevitably get smashed up by some blue collar worker going loving postal after a 14 hour shift with an empty stomach on a two week 24/7 rotation so that he could afford to pay his medical bills and "they just wont goddamn give me a bic mac and a blowjob for the amount of poo poo ive gone through, i reckon"

self checkouts are robot scabs, grocery stores are one of the few nongovt union strongholds left

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
It's weird how British people say "pleess" for "police".

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


Don't you loving DARE think about earning a liveable wage!

*will buy robots to replace all workers no matter what*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Louisgod posted:

yeah the wave where Democrats again lose by 2 points because that's what they do.

wouldnt want to run someone with a spine and a personality, then they might lose by more

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


pathetic little tramp posted:

like fuckin clockwork

https://twitter.com/AdamParkhomenko/status/877026905777680384

the dude has been a candidate for like 2 days

"Former aide to @HillaryClinton."

when are these fuckos going up against the wall

there's like a million of them

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Transcript

Theresa: Look at me
Jezza: Huh?
Theresa: Look at me
Jezza: Sure
Theresa: I'm the socialist now

*starts handing out keys to luxury apartments to refugees like candy*

Jezza: ... Sod this, I'm off to Glasto

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
the perfidious Stachebros at at it again with their online harassment

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

FactsAreUseless posted:

loving lmao Dems deserve to lose forever

exactly

truth is garbage to fucktards like establishment dems

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Teresa May is currently making fish puns, the most deadly form of British Linguistic Kill Shot

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