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Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Shocking. Here's hoping he has a long and storied career with the Pats like Shaun Ellis did.

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Kalli posted:

Huh, I guess the linebacker depth is a bit of an issue...

Patriots signed (LB) David Harris to a 2 year deal. Jets cut him last week.

He's dead to me now.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
Cian Fahey is very much a "QBs aren't always the best" kind of guy but he also says good things about Sam Bradford and Teddy Bridgewater so gently caress all of you.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Sam Bradford got murdered behind that O line and still did pretty good work.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

sirtommygunn posted:

He's dead to me now.

We cut him so whatever he does as a FA is cool with me. I'm certainly not going to be one of those guys hoping he gets a ring though because gently caress that.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







pay this goddamn man

quote:

Appearing on Adam Schefter's Know Them From Adam podcast, Greg Olsen wouldn't rule out holding out of training camp in hopes of a new contract.

Olsen has two years remaining on his deal at base salaries of $6.5 million. In annual average, he makes less than Charles Clay. Olsen has proven he's one of the league's best tight ends and most reliable, having not missed a game since 2007. When asked directly by Schefter if he'd skip the start of camp, Olsen said it's "too early" to say. He turned 32 in March and said he thinks he can play another 5-6 seasons.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

FizFashizzle posted:

pay this goddamn man

Greg Olsen is a loving beast. Three 1000 yard seasons in a row is pretty awesome.

Gumbel2Gumbel fucked around with this message at 16:06 on Jun 21, 2017

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

FizFashizzle posted:

pay this goddamn man

Generally when someone says "I can play another 5-6 seasons" it means they can play 2-3 realistically. Greg is the drat man, but your body is going to start to breakdown, third leg or not.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







No Butt Stuff posted:

Generally when someone says "I can play another 5-6 seasons" it means they can play 2-3 realistically. Greg is the drat man, but your body is going to start to breakdown, third leg or not.

He's the only receiver the Panthers have who's worth a poo poo.

I don't care what he's saying to create leverage.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

FizFashizzle posted:

He's the only receiver the Panthers have who's worth a poo poo.

I don't care what he's saying to create leverage.

That's until Kelvin Benjamin figures out how to eat DB's like pacman.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Oh Kelvin Benjamin eats alright :haw:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

That's until Kelvin Benjamin figures out how to eat DB's like pacman.

The only thing he doesn't currently eat.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

he is fat

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

Ches Neckbeard posted:

That's until Kelvin Benjamin figures out how to eat DB's like pacman.

he should ask joey porter for help

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Diva Cupcake posted:

Shocking. Here's hoping he has a long and storied career with the Pats like Shaun Ellis did.

https://twitter.com/C_Cappella/status/877565743667097600

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/877563583663493121

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

Carr getting paid.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/877595614552481792

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way

"Stop talking and oral me" - Warren Sapp

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


I wish I was an NFL QB!!

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

YMB posted:

"Stop talking and oral me" - Warren Sapp

"I don't click bitch!" - Warren Sapp

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Man it would be hilarious if he Culpeppered himself and just completely cratered.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Watching Derek Carr absolutely slay my bad team in the second half last year makes me think he's worth the money.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chromatic posted:

Man it would be hilarious if he Culpeppered himself and just completely cratered.

Same

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Is Carr doing his training program in a strip mall?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The numbers for Carr when he is pressured are abysmal. Same with cold weather. So as long as you protect him and play him in the Vegas sun he's gonna be great.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Ehud posted:

I wish I was an NFL QB!!

You could probably start for the Jets.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

I was hoping his contract would be in the $22m-$23m range. :( Not sure how we are going to extend Jackson this year and still have the money to extend Mack next year.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Harris's numbers are in.

https://twitter.com/AlbertBreer/status/877561749569847296

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Lord have mercy

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

The Patriots being this good on paper is scaring me because I've been down this road with the Eagles.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

kiimo posted:

The numbers for Carr when he is pressured are abysmal.

lol no

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17956275/numbers-rise-derek-carr-oakland-raiders-mvp-contention-2016

http://thelab.bleacherreport.com/best-quarterbacks-nfl-2016-formula/

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Jun 21, 2017

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Letroy Guion got popped for another DUI. He's gone.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


So his abysmal performance while under pressure improved dramatically when he received less pressure?

I'll admit my info on Carr should definitely be updated though.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

kiimo posted:

So his abysmal performance while under pressure improved dramatically when he received less pressure?

I'll admit my info on Carr should definitely be updated though.

Carr was MVP last year if he didn't break his leg. Carr is a god and he's going to whip KC for the next decade

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
Print the shirts

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Better get home field in the playoffs and avoid that weather. In order to do that you need to beat the Chiefs in the regular season. THEN you can get all cocky.

He has devastating eyelashes though.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
carr wasn't even the best raider qb so i don't see how could be mvp

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

kiimo posted:

Better get home field in the playoffs and avoid that weather. In order to do that you need to beat the Chiefs in the regular season. THEN you can get all cocky.

He has devastating eyelashes though.

Impressive given his meth addiction

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Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Metapod posted:

carr wasn't even the best raider qb so i don't see how could be mvp

I thought we were friends and broken fibula bros

a neat cape posted:

Impressive given his meth addiction

He's addicted to winning games

kiimo posted:

Better get home field in the playoffs and avoid that weather. In order to do that you need to beat the Chiefs in the regular season. THEN you can get all cocky.

He has devastating eyelashes though.

An uninjured Carr + Andy Reid of all people not coming off a bye week = win

Blitz of 404 Error fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jun 21, 2017

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