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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

fits my needs posted:

My body is read to buy my Primefood from Prime Foods while I drive my Prime Car to my Prime Apartment/Home to watch Prime TV and order some doodad on Amazon Prime.

gently caress that i make my own tv shows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPucizkWJ9o

just like ed balls

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fits my needs posted:

No I live in Richmond, CA lmao wtf is Covington

The part of Cincinnati that's in Kentucky. There's a big Amazon facility there

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Ruzihm posted:

u can own a house but if u rent it to other people let me know so i can tell em to oil the guillotine for you as a gift from one goon to another.

I have zero ability to negotiate so this is not going to happen, ever

"I'd like $500 for rent"
"how about $450"
"oh god just take all of it, I'll live in the shed"

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008



The Face Of Socialism

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Iron Crowned posted:

The part of Cincinnati that's in Kentucky. There's a big Amazon facility there

they have a rockin aquarium too

plus a gourmet fish place across from it laffo

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Show

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Joementum posted:

Les Deplorables Wine l m b o



Trump really is their king

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Yinlock posted:



The Face Of Socialism

:syoon:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

well

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Epic High Five posted:

The funniest part is that, with kiosks, it's going to be A LOT easier to get free poo poo. Either directly by hacking the machines, or by social engineering because the only response they are going to have to "I pressed the combo button but it didn't register it correctly" is to just give you that combo or whatever. Combine that with the fact that any refunds/reprocessing of orders is almost certainly going to have to be done by the manager with the office computer and the cost:benefit of just giving you poo poo to go away is even more skewed in the consumer-thief's favor

I got free donuts from dunkin for like a year because I was nice to the lady working there

gonna need to break cameras and logs now

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

:vince:

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Chokes McGee posted:

dems bad so what

fixing the democratic party is exactly like buying a house knowing that you have to gut the rotten infrastructure and fix everything yourself, and you straight up don't have the $ for the enormity of the project

also the house is haunted and wants to kill you

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lastgirl posted:

truth is garbage to fucktards like you

McRobo McKiosk: [robotically] One McFlurry. Total is 1.69. Nice.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Yinlock posted:



The Face Of Socialism

the true man of steel

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Chokes McGee posted:

they have a rockin aquarium too

plus a gourmet fish place across from it laffo

I prefer libertarian aquariums where you pay per each fish tank viewing.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



FAUXTON posted:

Also hard to describe: how unhealthy a desk job is in comparison, excluding cooking because jesus christ the cooks get fat. Just being on your feet and walking for probably 30-40 minutes of every hour (and leaning on poo poo for most of the rest) is enough to counteract an incredibly lovely diet and sedentary home life.

Ohhhh yeah, if you want a good balance of "not food" and "walks around a shitload", be a Pharmacy Tech.

I used to walk 10-12 miles a day in restaurants and similar numbers at the pharmacy. Now I moulder away at a desk getting paid way more to do a good deal less than when I was running a 2.5 million dollar a year full service restaurant

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yinlock posted:



The Face Of Socialism

lol the dnc is funding his opponent

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

OatmealRaisin posted:

whosoever controls the orb, controls history

that's literally assassin's creed

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Chokes McGee posted:

they have a rockin aquarium too

plus a gourmet fish place across from it laffo

Yeah, the aquarium owns, you can pet sharks there

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Brother Friendship posted:

fixing the democratic party is exactly like buying a house knowing that you have to gut the rotten infrastructure and fix everything yourself, and you straight up don't have the $ for the enormity of the project

also the house is haunted and wants to kill you

also your neighbour has a house made of matchsticks and poo and it's somehow still standing defying all physics

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out

One day about a month ago, I was on the road to see a client and had some time for lunch. I missed a turn for some garbo fast food and turned around in a strip mall. It had an Indian restaurant, and I says to myself I bet they have a buffet. Sure enough, they did and it's about as expensive as jimmy johns for all you can eat. It's now one of the highlights of my week, and I usually eat so much I have to visibly restrain myself from fart or puking for the next two hours with my client. I don't even know what I'm eating half the time, and it is beautiful, luscious food.

What I'm saying is that good things can happen, and it's usually sudden and by mistake, just like tronp.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


KUSH! and Bibi are homies

so much that Bibi slept in KUSH!'s bed once

quote:

But unlike other students on the trip, he knew the prime minister, who was friendly with his father, a real estate developer and donor to Israeli causes. Mr. Netanyahu had even stayed at the Kushners’ home in New Jersey, sleeping in Jared’s bedroom. (The teenager moved to the basement that night.)

Mr. Netanyahu’s visits helped lead to an unexpected outcome: Charles Kushner’s brother, Murray, sued him for misusing the family company’s funds by paying hundreds of thousands of dollars in speaking fees to the Israeli leader, among other high-profile figures. The suit was eventually settled, but it set off investigations and misdeeds by Charles Kushner that eventually led to a two-year prison sentence for tax evasion, witness-tampering and making illegal campaign donations.

A few years later, Charles Kushner and Mr. Netanyahu still seemed close: When the Israeli media obtained Mr. Netanyahu’s partly handwritten list of wealthy Americans most likely to fund his party’s primary elections, Mr. Kushner was near the top.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/11/us/politics/jared-kushner-israel.html

Bibi: he was never small, he was always big heheh

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1413375/Netanyahu-acknowledges-Jared-Kushner-WH-press-conference.html

:pervert:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NX6yqCTRO4

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Brother Friendship posted:

fixing the democratic party is exactly like buying a house knowing that you have to gut the rotten infrastructure and fix everything yourself, and you straight up don't have the $ for the enormity of the project

also the house is haunted and wants to kill you

so like owning my house, then

got it

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

The part of Cincinnati that's in Kentucky. There's a big Amazon facility there

Yeah those people aren't the ones that are gonna be getting Amazon products just processing them. I'm going to guess they will need to survive on Dollar Tree and 99 Cent Stores in between working for Amazon and Uber on schedules managed by computer algorithms for maximum efficiency.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Yinlock posted:

also your neighbour has a house made of matchsticks and poo and it's somehow still standing defying all physics

yup still my house

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Chokes McGee posted:

lol the dnc is funding his opponent

Do Not Communism :smith:

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I never worked with any stereotypically fat chefs or cooks

I can tell you that their mortality has nothing to do with their weight though, and everything to do with the insane amounts of drugs that they do while working 10 hour+ shifts until 5am

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Did we talk about how a police officer got stabbed in Flint yet

Honestly surprised it hasn't been happening more, unless it has been and I forgot. Also it was at the airport which is probably why CNN put it on their site at all

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Epic High Five posted:

Ohhhh yeah, if you want a good balance of "not food" and "walks around a shitload", be a Pharmacy Tech.

I used to walk 10-12 miles a day in restaurants and similar numbers at the pharmacy. Now I moulder away at a desk getting paid way more to do a good deal less than when I was running a 2.5 million dollar a year full service restaurant

doesn't being an office drone rule?

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Yinlock posted:



The Face Of Socialism

good, he should be.





because guys like this think they're the face of socialism and it's bumming everyone out

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

fits my needs posted:

Yeah those people aren't the ones that are gonna be getting Amazon products just processing them. I'm going to guess they will need to survive on Dollar Tree and 99 Cent Stores in between working for Amazon and Uber on schedules managed by computer algorithms for maximum efficiency.

Yesterday morning there was a fatal accident that blocked off the entrance to the Amazon facility. I'm sure everyone lost their jobs because they couldn't get to work

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Yinlock posted:



The Face Of Socialism

A worker, correct.

All you gotta do is just not be afraid to say "yeah if that's socialism then what of it, if you have a problem take it up with anyone who wants good schools and safe streets that don't have potholes and bridges that don't fall down because apparently that's too much for you to handle if decent wages and healthcare are a step too far"

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

Do Not Communism :smith:
https://twitter.com/lhfang/status/877362988658737153

money laundering scheme

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Gringostar posted:

doesn't being an office drone rule?

ehn

I mean I get paid a pretty good sum to shitpost all day but I'm bored out of my skull and want to do something meaningful with the third of my life I'm going to spend here

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
"i dont want to be an office drone, i wanted to be a predator drone :smith:" - A tragic American tale of dashed opportunity

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Chokes McGee posted:

lol the dnc is funding his opponent

that's okay dnc funding seems to make candidates perform worse

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


punchymcpunch posted:

cant wait for shakespear to get fuckin banned hahahahaha

I remember a few years ago schools in Texas tried to ban the Tempest for some reason. Still haven't figured that one out

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Brother Friendship posted:

fixing the democratic party is exactly like buying a house knowing that you have to gut the rotten infrastructure and fix everything yourself, and you straight up don't have the $ for the enormity of the project

also the house is haunted and wants to kill you

Party of the coastal real estate market

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Al! posted:

good, he should be.





because guys like this think they're the face of socialism and it's bumming everyone out



the veneer of that faux socialist beard is absolutely disgusting, Jezza please tell the man he cant steal your bit, its trademarked innit

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