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CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
gently caress i had forgotten about OE254s ughhh

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milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

Zeris posted:

Weird, I never seem to have any issues with my reviled expensive hipster Macbook.

If they're for personal home use, great. Anything else Apple can go gently caress itself

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I saw the new transformers movie, it sucked even in the ways in which a transformers movie is supposed to be good, and then I saw this greatness in CD that made me feel a little better:

https://www.icarhireinsurance.com/information-and-news/blog/transformers-robots-of-destruction





The MSJ posted:

There is going to be a toy based on that scene from Transformers 3 where Laserbeak transformed into a small pink Bumblebee.


Transformers action and destruction statistics.




Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This is troubling.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Make Transformers Great Again

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Thirteen more transformers movies in production to go...

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Thirteen more transformers movies in production to go...

law of averages says they have to make at least one good one out of those 13...


....right?

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

None of them will match the original 80s animated movie with the power ballads.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I wonder whats going to happen when people get bored with comic book movies?

Whats the next fad going to be?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

MurderBot posted:

I wonder whats going to happen when people get bored with comic book movies?

Whats the next fad going to be?

vampires again

and then zombies... again.

and then remaking the same comic book movies again.

i'd love for the campy slasher flick to come back.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Transformers films are like a gang bang; adjust expectations accordingly and embrace the mess.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

MurderBot posted:

I wonder whats going to happen when people get bored with comic book movies?

Whats the next fad going to be?

Self congratulatory political thrillers about trump bad

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Zeris posted:

Self congratulatory political thrillers about trump bad

Michael Moore never went anywhere though

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I caught the third Transformers on TV last night and some of the decisions that characters make just made my head hurt. I'll probably see the new one when I get back to Tacoma, but only because I'm an idiot.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Puppets/marionettes will be the next fad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA9rw9se-2s

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I have oddly good memories about the first Transformers movies and then I watch them and Shia Labeouf that whiny loving turd just ruins everything.

The Mark Wahlberg Transformers movies are better simply because no Shia Labeouf.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

TBeats posted:

Michael Moore never went anywhere though

Yeah and by that model he's basically Democrat Jesus

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
The new transformers movie is really called Robots of Destruction?


that sounds like one of those knock off movies like Transmorphers or Aliens Vs Hunter type poo poo

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Is that the next one? The one just released is The Last Knight.

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

not caring here posted:

The Mark Wahlberg Transformers movies are better simply because no Shia Labeouf.

And Mark Wahlberg is an inventive inventor who invents inventions. Did I mention he's an inventor? Because he does every five loving minutes.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Transformers does insane business internationally, which is why they keep making them.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

how have you guys never read the something awful transformers movie thread it's amazing

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM TRANSFORMERS RIGHT INTO THE GARBAGE

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Smiling Jack posted:

how have you guys never read the something awful transformers movie thread it's amazing

i'm not making the mistake of reading CD threads ever again

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Smiling Jack posted:

how have you guys never read the something awful transformers movie thread it's amazing

Is that the one where the guy comes to the conclusion that Optimus Prime is the real villain in the movies?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Buca di Bepis posted:

i'm not making the mistake of reading CD threads ever again

no it's totally worth it

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

A Bad Poster posted:

Is that the one where the guy comes to the conclusion that Optimus Prime is the real villain in the movies?

oh yeah

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





A Bad Poster posted:

Is that the one where the guy comes to the conclusion that Optimus Prime is the real villain in the movies?

And megatron is actually a doting mother

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
Okay, I said gently caress it and got clipless pedals and shoes. Took my bike for a quick ride up and down my street to get the feel for it. I already like this way more.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Today I weightlifted and practiced BJJ.

My body feels broken.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

That's how I used to feel after rugby

Because I was broken.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

ElMaligno posted:

Today I weightlifted and practiced BJJ.

My body feels broken.

Too many BJs?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. More like too many manly hugs.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Is trying to figure out why they keep making lovely movies that print money a hard concept or



Is America the only country that doesn't celebrate summer solstice

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

ElMaligno posted:

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. More like too many manly hugs.

Just as gay.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Okay, I said gently caress it and got clipless pedals and shoes. Took my bike for a quick ride up and down my street to get the feel for it. I already like this way more.



i looked up clipless pedals and it appears to be a system by which a shoe clips into a pedal

who do i start writing letters to to correct this

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
They're "clipless" because they don't use toe clips, the older method of securing one's feet to the pedals.

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Okay, I said gently caress it and got clipless pedals and shoes. Took my bike for a quick ride up and down my street to get the feel for it. I already like this way more.

Yesss :getin:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Buca di Bepis posted:

i looked up clipless pedals and it appears to be a system by which a shoe clips into a pedal

who do i start writing letters to to correct this

https://twitter.com/stephenjmolloy/...tter-teethpaste

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

Okay, I said gently caress it and got clipless pedals and shoes. Took my bike for a quick ride up and down my street to get the feel for it. I already like this way more.



Niiiiiiiiiice :thumbsup:

So, FYI. You are going to fall. And it's going to in front of an attractive woman. And she will laugh quietly to herself. Probably just once, but it happens to everyone.

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ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


YEP

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