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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Noctone posted:

speaking of motherduckers is DJ gonna fight TJ or what

nope, he's afraid

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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Chris James 2 posted:

And why's he in the OP under Champions? Last I checked, titles are defended by champions

it shocks you! it shocks you to see whats buried beneath!!!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Matoi Ryuko posted:

[in ufc lawyer voice] theres no such thing as a championship fight

Technically true. It's part of their argument against the Ali act covering MMA that their titles are meaningless.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

InfiniteZero posted:

I think this is it.


AN underhanded technique with no honor...holm teleporting her genitals onto her opponent's face to blind them for the huge KO kick

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Of course theres no honour. Its a Greg jackson fighter.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Nice! posted:

Technically true. It's part of their argument against the Ali act covering MMA that their titles are meaningless.

Ive heard an argument that the Ali act would be disastrous for MMA as it would prevent UFC (promoter) from doing their own matchmaking, so we could potentially see a lot more people fighting Ray Borg.

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I grew up watching boxing, but anything that makes MMA more like current boxing can gently caress right off. The top fighters will probably make more but they'll also be fighting nobodies.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

DJ is ducking everyone not named Ray Borg because he's a coward twitch nerd

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Sage has to fight John Makdessi and I think that's really funny

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Gay Horney posted:

Sage has to fight John Makdessi and I think that's really funny

Ouch, for real? Have they finally given up on the Sage Northcutt Experiment?

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Makdessi could be shot at this point (he's suffered two brutal KO losses in the past couple of years) but he has more than enough firepower to blow Sage away. Kind of an odd match.

e: oh, it's late notice for 214. I didn't realize Sage already had a fight scheduled. I thought he said he was taking some time off for school or something.

Wise Learned Man fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Jun 20, 2017

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.bicycling.com/training/is-poop-doping-the-next-big-thing

fighters need to step up

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/GoldieOnTV/status/877556563342495744

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

I'm doing similar research but there's so many caveats for this stuff. I've identified bacteria that upregulate expression of a gene that if deliberately overexpressed in mice turns them into endurance athletes, but it also increases the rate of fat cell differentiation

Everything in microbiome research relies on tools and methods that are in such a nascent stage we really have no loving clue what we're doing, and everything needs to be taken with massive grains of salt

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I'm doing similar research but there's so many caveats for this stuff. I've identified bacteria that upregulate expression of a gene that if deliberately overexpressed in mice turns them into endurance athletes, but it also increases the rate of fat cell differentiation

Everything in microbiome research relies on tools and methods that are in such a nascent stage we really have no loving clue what we're doing, and everything needs to be taken with massive grains of salt

This seems like a safe way of increasing athletic performance I think. Are there other side effects of increasing my poop effectiveness?

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



the Machidas were so close to being right

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I'm doing similar research but there's so many caveats for this stuff. I've identified bacteria that upregulate expression of a gene that if deliberately overexpressed in mice turns them into endurance athletes, but it also increases the rate of fat cell differentiation

Everything in microbiome research relies on tools and methods that are in such a nascent stage we really have no loving clue what we're doing, and everything needs to be taken with massive grains of salt

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
The science of using strangers poops to make yourself powerful is still not developed enough... more money and time is needed.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

This seems like a safe way of increasing athletic performance I think. Are there other side effects of increasing my poop effectiveness?

You could get more fat or less fat, you could get healthier or become diabetic, your rear end could get stronger or become inflamed. rear end bacteria can affect pretty much everything but we have no way to define "healthy" and the methods we've been using for years might actually just be a proxy measure of whether you have diarrhea or not. It's a fuckin mess

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Triticum Guzzler posted:

It's a fuckin mess

Not for Bigg Rigg.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
My boyfriend convinced his ex that I was dying of a stomach disorder that required him to transplant his poop into me to save my life. The reasons why are not important.

She bought into it for so long that he finally had to tell her I'm not actually dying, and I don't need a fecal transplant. Apparently, "I have to feed my girlfriend my poop to save her life," is super plausible? I should have had him spool it out longer and added in something about turning me back into a gym monster after my "recovery."

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

funny headline but by the time poo poo exits your body its not really doing anything to you. unless you eat it again but i think you need a special organ for that like a rabbit or youll get turd AIDS or some other similar type of turd based disease [1]. so it might be more accurate to call it something else

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Triticum Guzzler posted:

You could get more fat or less fat, you could get healthier or become diabetic, your rear end could get stronger or become inflamed. rear end bacteria can affect pretty much everything but we have no way to define "healthy" and the methods we've been using for years might actually just be a proxy measure of whether you have diarrhea or not. It's a fuckin mess

i now understand how/why you were discovering the power of poop as a young boy and dedicating your life to become a poo poo wizard

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

When I was a young boy I played the bro-wn ball
from Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all

Just a little taster from my parody project Poo Ball Wizard

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Everything in microbiome research relies on tools and methods that are in such a nascent stage we really have no loving clue what we're doing, and everything needs to be taken with massive grains of salt

*machida looks up from warm cup of piss* how much salt?

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
Lol I miss that guy

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Apparently Google thought a push notification was warranted but BEEJAYPENDOTCOM! Has reported that nate diaz's former representation is suing him for a million dollars for firing them after the conor rematch was inked then not paying them their cut. No link cuz phone posting.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




CommonShore posted:

the Machidas were so close to being right

lol

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof

Matt Hughes should be divorced from society

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Not for Bigg Rigg.

Yup, I knew he and Lesnar were doping. They were way ahead of the curve.

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Eat This Glob posted:

Apparently Google thought a push notification was warranted but BEEJAYPENDOTCOM! Has reported that nate diaz's former representation is suing him for a million dollars for firing them after the conor rematch was inked then not paying them their cut. No link cuz phone posting.

good to hear nate is gonna be fighting again soon

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Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
wonder how hendricks is gonna look against boetch

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Fat

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:
http://i.imgur.com/Pu0rV3B.mp4

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
Thugrose fuckin owns.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

she doesnt like holm .. ? or

TheTrend
Feb 4, 2005
I have a descriminating toe

I.N.R.I posted:

she doesnt like holm .. ? or

Or she's just loving around because not everything means something.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


If she was a diaz you'd have got it straight away.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Elon Musk is a UFC fan?

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Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Southpaugh posted:

If she was a diaz you'd have got it straight away.
she is

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