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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Lasher posted:

Same way that as Jason, you kind of learn to tune out the decoy radios.

ki ki ki, etc etc etc

I wish there was a boombox item that acted like a decoy radio except you could place it anywhere.

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Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Spacebump posted:

I wish there was a boombox item that acted like a decoy radio except you could place it anywhere.

Yeah but it's on full blast while you carry it around like radio raheem

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Man if I had a dollar for every time a pubbie turns on the radio in Packanack Lodge and proceeds to continue looting it.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

DrNutt posted:

Man if I had a dollar for every time a pubbie turns on the radio in Packanack Lodge and proceeds to continue looting it.

I've gotten in the habit of telling people "don't touch that loving radio until we are about to leave" every time I'm in a cabin with radio. I also play as a very mean AJ and tell people to go gently caress themselves routinely. Especially Chads.

Was it Lastdancer I yelled "gently caress you Chad!" to in the woods the other night? Who then proceeded to survive until the round timer by being the most chaddiest of chads

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

MacheteZombie posted:

I've gotten in the habit of telling people "don't touch that loving radio until we are about to leave" every time I'm in a cabin with radio. I also play as a very mean AJ and tell people to go gently caress themselves routinely. Especially Chads.

Was it Lastdancer I yelled "gently caress you Chad!" to in the woods the other night? Who then proceeded to survive until the round timer by being the most chaddiest of chads

Yes, that was great to hear, as the driver of the full car.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

During a game last night I got grabbed by Jason in the first 2 minutes. I probably could have broken free with how weak Part 8's grip strength is, but a very vocal 12-year-old shot me right out of his grasp. After being killed shortly after, he proceeded to get chosen for Tommy Jarvis immediately.

The rest of the match turned into all the dead players rooting for Jason from the afterlife, begging him to kill Tommy Jarvis as he ran past the gas can multiple times and did nothing to help everyone else who was being slaughtered. He got into the two-seater by himself and managed to get lost and crash near the dock at Higgins Haven before finally being killed.

It was a total wipe but we didn't care because Jason killed the kid who hosed up everything. Said Jason was also good enough to Shift through a shotgun blast and grab the last survivor.

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
Is there anyone else on here who plays Xbox? I played one round last night and after coming from Steam it's nigh unplayable. I feel like it hits 15-20 fps at all times, and for some reason the networking always feels far more glitchy and unpredictable, despite the fact that my desktop PC is on a wireless connection and my Xbox is plugged into the router.

Like, it's not a graphical powerhouse or a gigantic MMO or anything, so I am left to assume that these devs are in way the gently caress over their heads with this game.

Professor Beetus fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jun 21, 2017

Barent
Jun 15, 2007

Never die in vain.

DrNutt posted:

Is there anyone else on here who plays Xbox? I played one round last night and after coming from Steam it's nigh unplayable. I feel like it hits 15-20 fps at all times, and for some reason the networking always feels far more glitchy and unpredictable, despite the fact that my desktop PC is on a wireless connection and my Xbox is plugged into the router.

Like, it's not a graphical powerhouse or a gigantic MMO or anything, so I am left to assume that these devs are in way the gently caress over their heads with this game.

Xbox is a bad console

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Barent posted:

Xbox is a bad console

Yeah no poo poo but I can play a lot of other multiplat games on it that don't look and play like garbage.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

Yes, that was great to hear, as the driver of the full car.

That drat LepreChad is just to lucky with his pot ol gold tho

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Barent posted:

Xbox is a bad console

Still better than burkion's pc

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

ditty bout my clitty posted:

Still better than burkion's pc

Hey I hosted all the science experiment shenanigans flawlessly. Until the game crashed after we finally did a serious match.

It's just my graphics card that's a piece of poo poo

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

by Athanatos

MacheteZombie posted:

That drat LepreChad is just to lucky with his pot ol gold tho

That was a 10/10 Chad'ding

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

DrNutt posted:

Is there anyone else on here who plays Xbox?

I just look at the Goon Club roster to see if anybody else is on. Otherwise, I join a LFG game.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



DrNutt posted:

Yeah no poo poo but I can play a lot of other multiplat games on it that don't look and play like garbage.

I heard PCs will be able to do that in the near future.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Burkion posted:

Hey I hosted all the science experiment shenanigans flawlessly. Until the game crashed after we finally did a serious match.

It's just my graphics card that's a piece of poo poo

Science Camp was a success, imo

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Hockles posted:

I just look at the Goon Club roster to see if anybody else is on. Otherwise, I join a LFG game.

Oh yeah, I meant more as a question of, "holy poo poo can anyone else confirm how bad this is?" and not "how can I play with goons?"

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

DrNutt posted:

Oh yeah, I meant more as a question of, "holy poo poo can anyone else confirm how bad this is?" and not "how can I play with goons?"

Yeah Xbox is clearly far behind in 3rd place in quality. There isn't really a redeeming quality to it, other than it's the system that I play it for... and I'm really cool :unsmith:

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me
the Xbox One version is so bad that they continuously issue apologies to Xbox players, culminating in the recent "mea culpa" post from a few days ago. it makes no loving sense to me why they are having so much trouble, the thing's just a windows box with fixed hardware, they probably wrote it in C# to begin with what's the issue here folks

not that the PC version is that much better, if you don't restart the client regularly that loving memory leak gets you every time, sucks when you're Jason

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Sticky Nate posted:

Science Camp was a success, imo

I guess it makes sense that I would be hosting Science Camp.

One day we're going to go jousting. How many flare guns and shotguns can we get in one map?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Do Jason's not use morph over short distances? People are always hella shocked when I morph a little up the road they're running on and then use shift to end up right in front of them. Or morph to outside a building they're in. How are people using it?

Phyresis
Nov 2, 2004

I can't sleep, I hope I stay awake

Cause I've been running, running, running all day

Long nights, no peace

I feel like everybody's eyes on me

Grem posted:

Do Jason's not use morph over short distances? People are always hella shocked when I morph a little up the road they're running on and then use shift to end up right in front of them. Or morph to outside a building they're in. How are people using it?

short morphs are Jason 2's bread & butter, they're very unpredictable and once you learn how to quickly orient yourself on the map you're a teleporting monster. Shiftgrabs are for noobs, real pros morphgrab

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Burkion posted:

I guess it makes sense that I would be hosting Science Camp.

One day we're going to go jousting. How many flare guns and shotguns can we get in one map?
Achievement Hunters did it with melee weapons, like real men.

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:
Last night as the first NESJason in a goon game, I killed one or two people, flubbed stopping the car, flubbed stopping the boat, then chased Leprechad for ten minutes while everyone laughed at me in deadchat

Carebearz
May 6, 2008

CARE BEAR STARE

:regd10:

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

They also SAY he has a stronger weapon, but you can machete someone with 4 hits but the pitchfork takes 5 or 6 every time.

I love playing as Savini because everyone's​ always "OMG LOOK AT THAT" but I would much, much rather be rolling with 8, 7, or 3. Savini is a chump against slightly organized campers.

I bet in a highly organized goon match I'd get like one kill versus the 8 I can pull off with Jason 3.

So don't feel bad, anyone who missed out. Savini is probably the worst Jason. You're much better off looking at him and hearing his cool music than playing as him.

The best part about this is that the Steam forums are still full of people bitching about not having Savini Jason. I mean, he looks cool but he just doesn't seem that great to me.

Carebearz
May 6, 2008

CARE BEAR STARE

:regd10:

MacheteZombie posted:

I've gotten in the habit of telling people "don't touch that loving radio until we are about to leave" every time I'm in a cabin with radio. I also play as a very mean AJ and tell people to go gently caress themselves routinely. Especially Chads.

Was it Lastdancer I yelled "gently caress you Chad!" to in the woods the other night? Who then proceeded to survive until the round timer by being the most chaddiest of chads

Probably, LastDancer is probably the Chaddiest Chad in all of Chadland

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Hockles posted:

Yeah Xbox is clearly far behind in 3rd place in quality. There isn't really a redeeming quality to it, other than it's the system that I play it for... and I'm really cool :unsmith:

Basically this.

If I hadn't sold my PS4 a couple months back, I'd have probably picked this up on PS4. Although it seems like a pretty good split with my friends on both consoles so eh.

It's certainly janky on Xbox comparatively, but I've still had a blast with it and will probably spend my weekend screaming at my console for crashing and loving me out of my double XP.

Good times.

sinburger
Sep 10, 2006

*hurk*

Grem posted:

Do Jason's not use morph over short distances? People are always hella shocked when I morph a little up the road they're running on and then use shift to end up right in front of them. Or morph to outside a building they're in. How are people using it?

poo poo yes. Jason VI can't run for poo poo so if I'm chasing people I'll morph straight over to mess them up. Generally of you spook a flock of councillors they'll run for a cabin, so just warp over to the first cabin on the map you're pointed at.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

DrNutt posted:

Is there anyone else on here who plays Xbox? I played one round last night and after coming from Steam it's nigh unplayable. I feel like it hits 15-20 fps at all times, and for some reason the networking always feels far more glitchy and unpredictable, despite the fact that my desktop PC is on a wireless connection and my Xbox is plugged into the router.

Like, it's not a graphical powerhouse or a gigantic MMO or anything, so I am left to assume that these devs are in way the gently caress over their heads with this game.

Yeah, there's a real bad memory leak problem that fucks us Xbox players up. I was CONVINCED it was my internet too until they released a statement.

I've been passed over for retro Jason 3 times now. I could cry. I could openly sob.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

sinburger posted:

poo poo yes. Jason VI can't run for poo poo so if I'm chasing people I'll morph straight over to mess them up. Generally of you spook a flock of councillors they'll run for a cabin, so just warp over to the first cabin on the map you're pointed at.

VI is my favorite because the fence post kills are in my opinion the most fun to watch, and i love shittalking during the very long sequence of shoving their head onto the tip.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

I know this isn't the place for it, but I wanted to see what you PC people think about this build, comparing to yours and how nice it would make my good sweet boy Jason look on PC --

quote:

Intel - Core i5-6500 3.2GHz Quad-Core Processor
EVGA - GeForce GTX 1050 Ti 4GB SC GAMING ACX 2.0 Video Card
Corsair - Vengeance LPX 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4-3000 Memory

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



Archenteron posted:

Last night as the first NESJason in a goon game, I killed one or two people, flubbed stopping the car, flubbed stopping the boat, then chased Leprechad for ten minutes while everyone laughed at me in deadchat

Same,but I got killed to add to the humiliation.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

sinburger posted:

poo poo yes. Jason VI can't run for poo poo so if I'm chasing people I'll morph straight over to mess them up. Generally of you spook a flock of councillors they'll run for a cabin, so just warp over to the first cabin on the map you're pointed at.

The best I've seen was Jason using Shift when faced with a shotgun. He disappeared as the counselor fired and reappeared right in front of her muzzle.

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

Hockles posted:

I know this isn't the place for it, but I wanted to see what you PC people think about this build, comparing to yours and how nice it would make my good sweet boy Jason look on PC --

That should be way more than enough to do you. I've got like a GTX 770, 12 GB of RAM and a good i5 and the game's pretty much run flawless on 1080 high settings.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Yardbomb posted:

That should be way more than enough to do you. I've got like a GTX 770, 12 GB of RAM and a good i5 and the game's pretty much run flawless on 1080 high settings.

That's good to know. I'm working with a PC built in 2010/2011, and it couldn't run the beta. This is one of the things I'm interested to play if I upgrade (I probably will)

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

chitoryu12 posted:

The best I've seen was Jason using Shift when faced with a shotgun. He disappeared as the counselor fired and reappeared right in front of her muzzle.

I've wanted to pull that off so bad.

It's incredible to see it happen.

AlliedBiscuit
Oct 23, 2012

Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?!!
I'm on Xbox because I tended to play my 360 more than my PS3, so I had more digital games to migrate over. I used to play PC exclusively until I converted to Mac due to my line of work. I miss being a part of the master race sometimes, but I game so little these days that it doesn't really matter anymore. This is the most hooked I've been on a game since the Arkham games.

Funnily enough, I only knew about this game because my horror fanatic friend was a backer on Kickstarter and gifted it and Savini Jason's to me and another friend. Yet I'm the only one who actually plays it with any frequency.

Being on the west coast I don't usually get on until many of you are done for the day, though. But when I do those are the best games.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I've wanted to pull that off so bad.

It's incredible to see it happen.

the best part is that the survivor still gets the hunter +50 xp bonus when this happens

just, you know, none of the other benefits to using a shotgun.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
Aw man, the chiptunes don't play from jason's pov.

He looks so drat cool though.

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Alkarl
Aug 26, 2011

Bonus EXP: 300
MVP: Ike
New Ally: Petrine, Greil, Soldier, Soldier, Soldier, Soldier, Soldier, Soldier, Soldier, Soldier, Petrine, Greil, Mordecai, Lethe, Ranulf, Soldier, Soldier, Soldier, Soldier, MPID_BLACKKNIGHT, Greil, Ike, Greil, Ike, Black Knight, Greil, Ike
So last night I saw Jason die via insane glitch wherein he tried to stop a boat I chadded from someone else and he got forced under the world somehow and fell into the infinite void. It was super weird and I felt sort of bad after I was done laughing.

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