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Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Unperson_47 posted:

fanta > sunkist > faygo > crush

suck it clowns

piss > all

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:35

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# ? May 15, 2024 22:19

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

pathetic little tramp posted:

ENDORSEMENTS POURIN IN

https://twitter.com/repjocasta/status/877566135968903168

has 69 on hat, has my vote

e:f,b

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:35

Third World Reagan: May 19, 2008; Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

in a way all congressmen are just like the people they represent

they both are exploited to make more money for corporations

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:36

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

A Cypress, Texas woman is undergoing eight plastic surgery procedures in an effort to look like First Lady Melania Trump.

lol same

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:36

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

Shab posted:

Where Were You When the GOP Broke?

Corax, The United States, Elder Council:
"No one understands what happened when the Donald descended from that tower. It would be easy to dismiss the whole matter as nonsense were it not for the Mainstream Media. Even the Constitution does not mention it -- let me correct myself, the Constitution cannot mention it. When the Supreme Court Justices attune the Constitution to the timeless time their freedoms always disappear. The Mainstream Media, however, with its oversoul of pundits, can speak of it at length. According to Hannity, the United States became an Empire across the stars. According to Tapper, the United States became an egg named Evan McMullin. Most say something in a language they can only speak sideways. The Library of Congress has collected texts and accounts from all of the states, and they only offer stories that never coincide, save on one point: all the folk of America during the 2016 Election, in whatever 'when' they were caught in, tracked the fall of the sixteen candidates. And that is how they counted their days."

Deborah Wasserman Schultz, Democrat, Disgraced Mistress of the DNC:
"Accounts of the 2016 Election are the province of the federal government, and proof of the deceit that call themselves the Republicans. Sixteen candidates fell on America, one for each iniquity that Hillary made clear to the world. Bernie read these signs, and he told Biden, who confirmed them, and he told Reid, who made wards against them, and he told Pelosi, who sent SCOTUS to steer the True Patriots clear of harm. Even the Four Corners of the Obama Administration rose to protect the periphery of your madness. We watched our southern border and saw it shift like a snake, and saw you run its length like the spirits of old, devoid of science, without your critical thinking skills, succumbing to HyperNormalisation like slaves of the slim folly, polls. Do not ask us where we were when the GOP Broke, for, of all the world, only we truly know, and we might just show you how to break them again."

Riley Harr, Bigot, Tender to Main Street:
"Do you mean, where were the alt-right when the GOP Broke? Breitbart tells you where: recording it. 'Eighteen months,' you've heard it. You think the RINOs came up with that all on their own. You journalists are better thieves than even Donna Brazile! While you were fighting proxy wars with Syria and giving birth to your own forefathers, it was the Right-wing Media that watched the middle class, because the deplorables were the only constant, and you didn't have the meth to see it. We'll give you credit: you broke Washington something fierce, and that's not easy. Just don't think you solved what you accomplished by it, or can ever solve it. You did it again with Obama, not once, but twice! Once at Iowa in 2008, which we'll never learn to live with. The second time it was in North Carolina, or was it Pennsylvania, or was it Ohio, or was it in all three places at once? Get me, America? When will you wake up and realize what really happened to the Republicans?"

Lil� Marco, God of Worms, the Senators:
"The Third-Party Candidates could tell you where they were. So could the Donald, who was the one who broke it in the first place. There are others on this earth that could, too: Pence, Giuliani, Christie the Hole or should I say Fat Reek? Paul Ryan would talk, if they would let him. As for myself, I was here and there and here again, like the rest of the mortals during the 2016 Election. How do you think I learned my mystery? Donald Trump showed us all the glories of the election so that we might learn, simply: as above, so below."

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:36

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Unperson_47 posted:

fanta > sunkist > faygo > crush

suck it clowns

smdh, you choose the nazi orange soda above all

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:36

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Third World Reggin posted:

in a way all congressmen are just like the people they represent

they both are exploited to make more money for corporations

a lot of congresspeople own stock in corporations so they are really working for themselves. the american dream.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:36

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Admiral Ray posted:

piss > all

mr. trump, please get back into the orbal office

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:37

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/877609416312274944

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:37

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

smdh, you choose the nazi orange soda above all

*post-reading wikipedia entry for Fanta-ishly* holy poo poo :eyepop:

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:38

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Al! posted:

he's got my vote

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:38

ex post facho: Oct 25, 2007

pathetic little tramp posted:

ENDORSEMENTS POURIN IN

https://twitter.com/repjocasta/status/877566135968903168

this guy gonna get smeared as an ironbro

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:38

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

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so basically keep being centrist nothings? cool strats.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:38

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

pathetic little tramp posted:

ENDORSEMENTS POURIN IN

https://twitter.com/repjocasta/status/877566135968903168

3 away from 666

he's not sending the right virtue signals to genocidal satanists like myself

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:39

Nuclearmonkee: Jun 10, 2009

Al! posted:

he's got my vote

it is an omen. he is destined to destroy paul ryan

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:39

Admiral Ray: May 17, 2014; Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Ruzihm posted:

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so basically keep being centrist nothings? cool strats.

lol "job creators"

gently caress off

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:39

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

i am now antifa_nta

where do i get my uniform

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:40

A Big Fuckin Hornet: Nov 1, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

the stachebros and the buttbros together can make the rustbelt great again

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:40

An Apple A Gay: Oct 21, 2008

please

please clap

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:40

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

bill mitchell is a moron but he's also an evil shitbag like every other trump shill. he craves the death and suffering of poors

you should equally crave the death of all human kind

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:40

Tainen: Jan 23, 2004

whenever you feel like posting bill Mitchell post Robert Morrow instead!

https://twitter.com/robmorroliberty/status/877545572743471110

https://twitter.com/robmorroliberty/status/876639411328385024

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:40

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

smdh, you choose the nazi orange soda above all

whenever i see someone drinking a fanta i have to calm my fash bashing hand because it could be an honest mistake

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:41

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/877609416312274944

BLEACH*

dude deleted thirty thousand emails!!!

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:41

Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

i am now also gayfo that faygo

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:41

Solarin: Nov 15, 2007

Ruzihm posted:

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so basically keep being centrist nothings? cool strats.

in case you needed more evidence that the DNC will not spontaneously change to be full communist now

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:41

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Vertical Lime posted:

https://twitter.com/Hadas_Gold/status/877609416312274944

lol

https://twitter.com/alibakeer/status/877612377788657668

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:41

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Admiral Ray posted:

yeah but they didn't have the gerrymanders down so good, and the upcoming SCOTUS case makes me nervous cause i think gerry will be with us forever.

What on God's green earth would make you think otherwise right now

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:42

Gringostar: Nov 12, 2016; Morbid Hound

Tainen posted:

whenever you feel like posting bill Mitchell post Robert Morrow instead!

https://twitter.com/robmorroliberty/status/877545572743471110

https://twitter.com/robmorroliberty/status/876639411328385024

owns

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:42

A Handed Missus: Aug 6, 2012

Tainen posted:

whenever you feel like posting bill Mitchell post Robert Morrow instead!

https://twitter.com/robmorroliberty/status/877545572743471110

https://twitter.com/robmorroliberty/status/876639411328385024

would

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:42

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

galenanorth posted:

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:42

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

mormonpartyboat posted:

gently caress yeah

i might register as a dem if i get to vote for witches

Hecate, Queen of NIght, be praised!

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:42

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Ruzihm posted:

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so basically keep being centrist nothings? cool strats.

"find people who fit their districts" is such a huge tell

i mean politicians are supposed to advocate on behalf of their constituency but this is just craven and stupid lmao

bernie should've spun off after the election and taken the leftists with him

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:42

the bitcoin of weed: Nov 1, 2014

I'm ironbro

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:43

Red Minjo: Oct 20, 2010; Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.; Gravy Boat 2k

Unperson_47 posted:

i am now also gayfo that faygo

woah

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:43

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lol

https://twitter.com/alibakeer/status/877612377788657668

hmm this was deleted, but it said he bought a stake in a company owned by a CIA-backed iranian who also happened to be one of his sources. because it was deleted, maybe it wasn't real? tbd

# ? Jun 21, 2017 20:43

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

Thatim posted:

Okay i have finished may calculations for today. I am sure i can complete that Trump can be classified as 'not very good'

Same about democrats.

However, due to some strange turn of events it seems that Trump is not a democrat. I have been told he is the opposite, a republican.

However, since opposites attract, i would assume that Trump is attracted to democrats.

Since this is not true, we can conclude that neither Trump nor democrats are magnets.

Any questions?