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Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

SilverSupernova posted:

Close. The team-up was with Deadpool, but the Highwayman somehow had genetically modified raccoon minions causing the characters to mention Rocket for comparison.

That makes more sense.

For certain definitions of sense.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:42

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# ? May 14, 2024 08:40

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

FredMSloniker posted:

I think the real question is how he kept getting work as he and his cab mutated.

Have you seen some long-haul truckers? If you told me they were mutated hellspawn I'd believe it.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:43

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

FredMSloniker posted:

I think the real question is how he kept getting work as he and his cab mutated.

When you need to get a truckload of Coors to Atlanta in 28 hours, you need to hire the best.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:44

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

FredMSloniker posted:

I think the real question is how he kept getting work as he and his cab mutated.

Well neither of them are actually filthy Muties. That makes all the difference in the Marvel U.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:44

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Phy posted:

Not very lucky for the baby

The baby had diabetes.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:56

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

"As long as he's white under all that demon-goop, that's good enough for me."

# ? Jun 21, 2017 22:56

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

prefect posted:

When you need to get a truckload of Coors to Atlanta in 28 hours, you need to hire the best.

Jerry Reed is dead but I'm sure Jackie Gleason's rotting corpse will come back for a triple role in Smokey and the Bandit 4: The Highwayman

# ? Jun 22, 2017 00:12

marshmallow creep: Dec 10, 2008; I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

That panel with the bridge and the dynamite comment I believe is a reference to the movie Sorcerer.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 00:36

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

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The Hero We Need

(Stan Lee Meets Spider-Man 001 (2006))

# ? Jun 22, 2017 01:28

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

The Stan Lee Meets series was amazing in every way.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 01:31

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

From Doctor Strange 22. Someone mentioned it in the Marvel thread, but this is the best part of Secret Empire.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 02:19

ImpAtom: May 24, 2007

I genuinely can not imagine Kingpin saying that line ever.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:01

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

I mean, you see some wild poo poo like that and I don't think you'd necessarily keep a calm demeanor.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 04:09

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

I kind of like the idea of Fisk being a secret nerd. He probably has one henchman whose only job is to go to mtg tournaments or wait in line for midnight releases on his behalf so that the other supervillains don't catch wind of it.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 05:21

Roobanguy: May 31, 2011

lord of the ring isn't exactly niche.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 05:29

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

I can see Kingpin knowing who Gandalf is, or even comparing someone to Gandalf. I can't see him saying "Holy hell, she went full" anything.

But maybe my view of Fisk is too coloured by D'onofrio and the 90s Spider-Man cartoon

# ? Jun 22, 2017 06:10

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Thor talking like Ali G would be less out of character than that.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 06:15

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

I dunno, I can hear D'onofrio Fisk saying it in my head right now.

He's a very versatile actor.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 11:46

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

hasn't most of his experience with magic been of the hand variety? not a whole lot of giant green explosions from those guys.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 13:39

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

LordSaturn posted:

I think it's pretty funny to see all the other ghost riders they came up with, but it is basically the whole issue.

The other one-off villain I remember from that run, not at all related to Ghost Trucker, is The Highwayman:

Oh poo poo, this looks awesome!

# ? Jun 22, 2017 13:51

Onmi: Jul 12, 2013; If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

Not intentionally funny, at least I don't think it was intentional.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 14:16

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Lurdiak posted:

The Stan Lee Meets series was amazing in every way.

Stan Lee Meets Endless Mike was the best one

# ? Jun 22, 2017 14:23

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

I don�t see what you find funny about that at all, even unintentionally.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 14:23

Onmi: Jul 12, 2013; If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.

X-O posted:

I don�t see what you find funny about that at all, even unintentionally.

So you're at a loss.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 14:26

Rochallor: Apr 23, 2010; ふっっっっっっっっっっっっｃｋ

It's so close, but equally I feel if they were going for straight-up loss they'd hew a little closer to the structure. There's some tiny details that match up perfectly while a lot of big ones don't.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 14:43

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Rochallor posted:

It's so close, but equally I feel if they were going for straight-up loss they'd hew a little closer to the structure. There's some tiny details that match up perfectly while a lot of big ones don't.

I'm not saying this is an intentional reference but I definitely think pro comic book people would water down a reference like that for plausible deniability if it was deliberate.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 14:53

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Onmi posted:

Not intentionally funny, at least I don't think it was intentional.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 14:53

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

purple death ray posted:

I'm not saying this is an intentional reference but I definitely think pro comic book people would water down a reference like that for plausible deniability if it was deliberate.

There's only so many ways to illustrate 'distraught man goes to hospital looking for wife.'

# ? Jun 22, 2017 17:12

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Chinston Wurchill posted:

From Doctor Strange 22. Someone mentioned it in the Marvel thread, but this is the best part of Secret Empire.

So for those keeping track...

Batman: Watches Sailor Moon
Dr. Doom: Enjoys Star Trek and has at least watched Planet of the Apes
Dr. Strange: Cruises the internet to read hockey scores
Namor: Visits the surface world because of bagels and pizza and presumably Bagel Bites
Gorgon: Loves heavy metal
Akuma: Pretty good at selfies
Kingpin: Lord of the Rings

# ? Jun 22, 2017 21:07

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Firelord: Loves a good slice of pizza

(Amazing Spider-Man 269)

# ? Jun 22, 2017 22:51

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Firelord: Loves a good slice of pizza

(Amazing Spider-Man 269)

Doesn't this end with him getting his rear end kicked by Spidey?

# ? Jun 22, 2017 23:04

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

bunnyofdoom posted:

Doesn't this end with him getting his rear end kicked by Spidey?

Well, next issue, but yeah.

# ? Jun 22, 2017 23:30

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gavok posted:

So for those keeping track...

Batman: Watches Sailor Moon
Dr. Doom: Enjoys Star Trek and has at least watched Planet of the Apes
Dr. Strange: Cruises the internet to read hockey scores
Namor: Visits the surface world because of bagels and pizza and presumably Bagel Bites
Gorgon: Loves heavy metal
Akuma: Pretty good at selfies
Kingpin: Lord of the Rings

Namor - finds dogs and barrels ridiculous

# ? Jun 22, 2017 23:59

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Selachian posted:

Well, next issue, but yeah.

Shouldn't the symbiot suit have been flipping it's poo poo over the fire dude?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:13

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Who What Now posted:

Shouldn't the symbiot suit have been flipping it's poo poo over the fire dude?

I think that's just a cloth suit.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:16

Cassa: Jan 29, 2009

God the Avengers used to have the worst members.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:30

Zore: Sep 21, 2010; willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d�etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Cassa posted:

God the Avengers used to have the worst members.

Look, he wasn't openly a Nazi at the time.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:32

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

Lurdiak posted:

I think that's just a cloth suit.

I think he was still wearing the symbiote then -- I know Venom was still a couple years off at that point, but I don't remember when Peter stopped wearing the symbiote.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:37

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

I thought the symbiote had an aversion to sound, not fire?

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:55

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Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

It's both.

The symbiosis also leaves the host extremely vulnerable to psychic attacks. Basically anyone can beat up Venom.

# ? Jun 23, 2017 00:57

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