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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
ok guy

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/878012237222432768

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
lol it didn't matter in the end the ahca is gonna pass cuz the Koch brothers wanted it doesn't matter it has 18% approval rating

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Brother Friendship posted:

lmao that people dont realize that the US is going to invade canada when poo poo really starts going down

we'll need it as a front for our war against china over alaska

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

OatmealRaisin posted:

i voted once

*stamps 'Death Camp' on your personal file and hands it to the nearest guard*

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

No sirree, no cucks round these parts

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

gonna have to beat china to it first idiot

*flies away on majestic solar dragon*

fallout taught me in the late 90s that they'd annex alaska first

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I talked to witnesses a month ago when the reports came out that he was going to be fired who talk to [Sean] Hannity at Fox News where he'd been chewed out for hours by the general counsel, and they had said you keep doing what you're doing you're fired. But he has so much support, and it's so obvious that Fox News is sinking after the Democrat coup there that they have not gotten rid of him yet. But the fact is I know from the White House that no one in media talks to President [Donald] Trump more than Sean Hannity. Sean Hannity talks to President Trump two to three times a day, sometimes at length, and I'll just tell you right now, Sean Hannity is currently the main leader of the resistance against the globalists outside of Trump and then, of course, myself. But I am more grassroots, and I'm more front-line, being demonized, being attacked. It's my job to get the intel out, to take the main attack, to draw the enemy fire, to show that we understand exactly what we're dealing with.

But I want to give credit where credit's due. He has the most courage of anybody in the media. And his head's on the chopping block because of it, but he's held on. And then on Tuesday night he came out -- The Washington Post obviously pointed this out -- word for word quoted what I've said. But he wasn't plagiarizing me. Headline: "Fox News' Sean Hannity is encroaching on Alex Jones territory." He was quoting what the Defense department and the president is telling him because what I've told you is what's happening. So Hannity is not even getting this from me. He's getting this from reality.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


fits my needs posted:

the Balkanization of the United State

oh god :flashfap::flashfap::flashfap:

GIVE IT TO ME DONALD

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

but seriously

vote 1 for fallout but no stuck in the 50s crap

vote 2 for mad max

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Yinlock posted:

i mean i assume this is what you did anyway

no i voted for a communist

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Typo posted:

lol it didn't matter in the end the ahca is gonna pass cuz the Koch brothers wanted it doesn't matter it has 18% approval rating

fake news

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

OatmealRaisin posted:

i voted once

lol, look at this care lord

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

lol at idiots trying to invade the chinese vassal of canada, ill laugh at you guys being destroyed by solar lasers as i am put to work in the solar mines

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


the words of a confident and competent lawyer

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

ya

he's an explorer

a pioneer

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Nichael posted:

Only Democrats could be unenthusiastic about seeking justice in the biggest scandal in western democracy ever.

It's important but it's not gonna un elect republican congressmen in 2018

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Brother Friendship posted:

*stamps 'Death Camp' on your personal file and hands it to the nearest guard*

i'd rather die a voter than live as a suckzoner

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


*clears throat*

Furthermore, here's a list of things that I am most definitely not...

*starts naming things in the room, but accidentally looks into a mirror*

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



might order some za

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

in the solar mines we mine the literal sun

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
in 2018 koch runs $1 billion worth of ads aimed at 50+ old people telling them that obama's fault for everything and that they have to show up to the polls to harvest libural hollywood sjw political correct tears

GOP base enthusiastically votes for GOP and probably holds weird religious ceremonies commemorating the sacrifices of those trump voters who didn't live to 65 to get medicare but who gladly sacrificed themselves to hurt the feelings of liberals and made facebook posts about why conservatives are better

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Goon USA Successor State Gambling Pool

Over/Under set at 6 Successor States.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

NecroMonster posted:

but seriously

vote 1 for fallout but no stuck in the 50s crap

vote 2 for mad max

vote 1 for exploiting immigrants

vote 2 for literally murdering immigrants

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


It's hosed up because Baloogan's in a win-win scenario if we get in a war with Canada

If Trump wins, he's free
If Canada wins, he joins the world in laughing forever because we lost a war to loving Canada

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/878013639613186049

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Yinlock posted:

lol at idiots trying to invade the chinese vassal of canada, ill laugh at you guys being destroyed by solar lasers as i am put to work in the solar mines

excellent point, the province of toronto has always been a part of china

who are you to argue with 5000 years of chinese toronto history

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

that was for the bill that was considered too moderate by the freedom caucus, the kochs are behind the current bill

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

NecroMonster posted:

but seriously

vote 1 for fallout but no stuck in the 50s crap

vote 2 for mad max

1

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



John "snowflake" Dowd

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

Typo posted:

lol it didn't matter in the end the ahca is gonna pass cuz the Koch brothers wanted it doesn't matter it has 18% approval rating

It's going to pass. GOP won't be punished for it in 2018. Trump will win again in 2020.

And the DNC will still be very confused why it happened.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao nice leader
https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/878011810955132928

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

1

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Phi230 posted:

Goon USA Successor State Gambling Pool

Over/Under set at 6 Successor States.

under

CA is going to take everything west of the rockies because it needs water like a trump voter needs oxy

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Yinlock posted:

in the solar mines we mine the literal sun

lol envirocuck

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

wait so jones is saying that he himself NOT the anti-globalist leader?

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I love video games and girls

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Gringostar posted:

those kids are getting off light for selling weaponized bottles of water

Did you know this so called water is made up of an explosive material and an oxidizer

Those officers were putting their lives on the line for you

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Yinlock posted:

in the solar mines we mine the literal sun

The EMPEROR has decreed that only pure creatures of the American race can touch the surface of the glorious sun, you filthy inferiors must mine nickel from the center of the earth and be HAPPY about it.

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Typo posted:

wait so jones is saying that he himself NOT the anti-globalist leader?

Cucked by:
Yogurt
His Wife
Hannity

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