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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Gringostar posted:

james hodgkinson is the best nut farmer

idk, he didnt live for the harvest

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/business/status/878018815212240897

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009


something that was once me is ok with this

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

not nearly enough

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


jarofpiss posted:

lol if you voted for hillary and got a trump world anyway. at least ill die with my dignity

You paid money to make this post just like the rest of us. Let's not pretend you still have dignity

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ5SPd92l3s

nut farming

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

What do you think the K in KFC stands for?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Admiral Ray posted:

yeah it owns. it's why i love those signs out in the central valley like "the water crisis caused by sacramento politicians!!!" alongside the TRUMP! signs

Is growing FOOD wasting water????

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
the nut farmer and the peepee eater

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/878023823857074177

TMMadman posted:

What do you think the K in KFC stands for?

kuck

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
man ketamine-laced chicken breading sounds fuckin' awesome

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the nut farmer and the peepee eater

a Dr. Seuss book

Dairy Days
Dec 26, 2007

there are detectable levels of strontium 90 in your blood right now ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
*at chik-fil-a*

hi yes i'd like your #1 combo with a frozen lemonade, large waffle fry, and your spicy chicken ketamine sandwich, hold the lettuce

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

brugroffil posted:

Is growing FOOD wasting water????

if it's done in a hilariously inefficient manner yeah

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

just mix opiates into our food supply already please you fucks

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

NecroMonster posted:

just mix opiates into our food supply already please you fucks

what kind of failed state can flouridate us but not put desomorphine in the water?

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

brugroffil posted:

Is growing FOOD wasting water????

Fields of almonds so rich people can poop better yes that is a waste

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/Brandon_Bird/status/878022997860274176

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
I want to read some short fiction centered around someone (hell, make it Murdoch's kids) getting their hands on the complete archive of unedited Cops tapes and releasing hours of gruesome state sponsored murder.

someone get me William Gibson

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Inspector Hound posted:

Fields of almonds so rich people can poop better yes that is a waste

it's one of the signs put up by the farmers here when they were told they were wasting water

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

never really got what was so horrible about having your brain replaced with a chip tho spoilers

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Karl Barks
Jan 21, 1981

dat rear end

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Admiral Ray posted:

it's one of the signs put up by the farmers here when they were told they were wasting water

Well I am a liberal passerby who became enraged so mission accomplished

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I'm at a pharmacology symposium and someone put a political cartoon about MRSA or some poo poo in their talk and for about half a second I thought it was a Ben Garrison piece. Even in Hawaii I can't escape you fuckers.

Also

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/877735670554402817

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Inspector Hound posted:

Well I am a liberal passerby who became enraged so mission accomplished

one more notch for the cuckshed

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

TMMadman posted:

Do you really call what you do living?

yes

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

HEY NONG MAN posted:

I want to read some short fiction centered around someone (hell, make it Murdoch's kids) getting their hands on the complete archive of unedited Cops tapes and releasing hours of gruesome state sponsored murder.

someone get me William Gibson

i watch cops sometimes and even some of the poo poo they air seems sketch

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Admiral Ray posted:

it's one of the signs put up by the farmers here when they were told they were wasting water

the dust bowl had the most anticlimatic ending since they were on the cusp of a solution then were like "actually we found all this water and it'll totally last forever, problem solved until the end of time"

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

does the gently caress head who created cops still deny that it's propaganda?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

I was not expecting that response.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

eonwe posted:

i watch cops sometimes and even some of the poo poo they air seems sketch

i only watch steven segal: lawman and his akido gives him crime vision

crime vision lets him see minorities with pinpoint accuracy

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Yinlock posted:

the dust bowl had the most anticlimatic ending since they were on the cusp of a solution then were like "actually we found all this water and it'll totally last forever, problem solved until the end of time"

watch/read cadillac desert . it owns how hosed we are hahahahahahahahah

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i'm planning on taking two weeks off in July.... I live in CA, may just go into the forest!!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Admiral Ray posted:

it's one of the signs put up by the farmers here when they were told they were wasting water

what's funny about those signs is that as you drive through the valley you can clearly see that they're mass-produced by the oligarchs who own all that poo poo

the brokeass farm laborers aren't running to the printers to spend their money on dozens of the same three two-color corrugated vinyl signs

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Love this guy.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

TMMadman posted:

I was not expecting that response.

i find that most philosophy at its highest levels circles back around to the simplest answers

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/878027397026721792

is it official now

please sell the jets

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