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“Gentlemen, I fear we've got a traitor in our midst!“ *gasp*
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Jun 22, 2017 23:13
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That's a fake scorpion right? I didn't think there were any that big.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:18
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Check the pixels.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:21
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RatHat posted:That's a fake scorpion right? I didn't think there were any that big. There aren't any that big now, but there used to be in prehistoric times. That's either a photoshop or a model reconstruction.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:22
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Jun 22, 2017 23:25
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Guy Goodbody posted:I know you went for the humorous misuse of your/you're, but that works. something to be embarrassed about just like you are posting, i e the things he is posting are something to be embarrassed about Don't sign you are posts.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:43
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Jamesman posted:There's gonna be a scene with a youn Han and a young Greedo, and Han will say "The next time you see me, you better shoot first before I get a chance to." He didn't. Jamesman posted:And then he'll walk past somebody frozen in carbonite and say "Boy I'd hate to be that guy!" He would be.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:54
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Being close to Lucas is actually a contraindicator of being able to make a good Star War in the last 20 years
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Jun 22, 2017 23:56
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RatHat posted:That's a fake scorpion right? I didn't think there were any that big.
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Jun 22, 2017 23:58
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I never knew what this song was about until I read the lyrics.
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Jun 23, 2017 00:06
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Didn't Han gently caress a giant weasel princess in one of those godawful EU books? Just make a movie about that.
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Jun 23, 2017 00:06
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Boofchicken posted:I never knew what this song was about until I read the lyrics. 
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Jun 23, 2017 00:14
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:Didn't Han gently caress a giant weasel princess in one of those godawful EU books? And Chewie is his son?
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Jun 23, 2017 00:15
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Boofchicken posted:I never knew what this song was about until I read the lyrics. You're so vain, I bet you think this song is about you, don't you?
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Jun 23, 2017 00:25
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I've seen this strip many times over the years, and I just now realized scorpy is crying and doesn't just have weird eyes.
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Jun 23, 2017 00:28
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hawowanlawow posted:I've seen this strip many times over the years, and I just now realized scorpy is crying and doesn't just have weird eyes. No no, scorpions sweat from their eyes he;s not crying 
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Jun 23, 2017 00:30
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hawowanlawow posted:I've seen this strip many times over the years, and I just now realized scorpy is crying and doesn't just have weird eyes. It's a commonly-known fact that scorpions can only sting you once, because they then begin to melt, starting in the face region.
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Jun 23, 2017 00:33
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:I saw this movie the other day and yeah I couldn't quite figure out what his purpose was. I missed the first 20 minutes or so, maybe they explained it? The original Robocop was directed by Paul Verhoevan. Having diegetic news, tv shows and ads are part of his style and the Sam Jackson scenes in the Robocop remake was an homage to that. See also Starship Troopers and the military recruitment ads. The Robocop live action TV show also used this, so it's definitely seen as a Robocop 'thing'. The original directors of the Han Solo movie were Lord & Miller who did the 21 Jump Street movies and Clone High. Apparently, the movie they were making became too "irreverent" and had too much improvisation not unlike their previous work. To me, this means their understanding of Star Wars is more in line with what George Lucas had in mind than what Lawrence Kasdan (who is writing the movie, and also wanted Return of The Jedi to end with Luke putting on Vader's helmet and taking over the Empire). They did not bail, Lucasfilm fired them after 6 moths of filming with 3 more weeks to go. The MSJ has a new favorite as of 00:43 on Jun 23, 2017 |
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Jun 23, 2017 00:40
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Solice Kirsk posted:*bends carrot the wrong way https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_l-4rAUAzQ
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Jun 23, 2017 00:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIabNqGnqn4 edit: I will never not post this when Seagal gets brought up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkskuSXqUD0 My old roommates and I used to have Steven Seagal Sundays when football wasn't on. Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 01:09 on Jun 23, 2017 |
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Jun 23, 2017 01:07
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MNIMWA posted:No no, scorpions sweat from their eyes he;s not crying That's my PB face too
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Jun 23, 2017 01:16
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Solice Kirsk posted:edit: I think it's safe to say he doesn't run at all these days.
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Jun 23, 2017 01:19
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Kennel posted:And Chewie is his son? Sure why not.
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Jun 23, 2017 01:59
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Rolo posted:I've had to work with Seagal before, he's a massive baby. Gonna need more info, as very few people derive more glee from the story of Seagal getting choked out by Joe Lewis so bad he poo poo himself
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Jun 23, 2017 02:09
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Gonna need more info, as very few people derive more glee from the story of Seagal getting choked out by Joe Lewis so bad he poo poo himself Do you mean Gene LeBell?
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Jun 23, 2017 02:14
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He must
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Jun 23, 2017 02:15
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Gonna need more info, as very few people derive more glee from the story of Seagal getting choked out by Joe Lewis so bad he poo poo himself Reminder that Steven Seagal in an attempt to look macho started a reality show of him being an honorary sheriff's deputy to--wait for it--Joe Arpaio This resulted in him using an armored vehicle to run a bust on a man accused of cock fighting, bashing into his garage in a no-knock warrant type of situation and killing his dog The network (Spike?) did not pick up the show
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Jun 23, 2017 02:17
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Jun 23, 2017 02:24
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Goddamn right I am... 
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Jun 23, 2017 02:26
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Solice Kirsk posted:
don't mind me, just watching softcore Steven Seagal with the boys
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Jun 23, 2017 02:43
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El Gallinero Gros posted:Gonna need more info, as very few people derive more glee from the story of Seagal getting choked out by Joe Lewis so bad he poo poo himself Yeah, that was "Judo" Gene Lebell. Seagal denies it ever happened. Lebell is a crazy old grandpa and a bit of a bullshit artist in his own right, but he's also a legitimate Judo badass and in this case I'm more than happy to believe his versions of events. Seagal shoots a lot of movies in the city I live in. No woman with any knowledge of the business will work for the guy as an assistant because he's a notoriously massive sleaze ball, and so are most of his circle, including his producers. He's even put ads out looking for personal assistants because no one with half a brain will go near him, to the point where I've seen Facebook and Twitter posts pop up from friends to announce "If you are thinking about applying for a job with Steven Seagal's production team, don't loving do it!!!!" An editor I used to work for said he would bring his "personal monk" into the edit suite and smoke everyone out with the foulest incense imaginable so he could jump on the Avid and attempt cut the movie himself. Even 10 years ago he was using stunt doubles in fat suits for literally everything except for closeups. If it's below the shoulders, it's not him, to the point where his fights look like the diner scene from I'm Gonna Git You Sucka. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kS_eNA0U9oA
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Jun 23, 2017 03:45
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Dillbag posted:Yeah, that was "Judo" Gene Lebell. Seagal denies it ever happened. Lebell is a crazy old grandpa and a bit of a bullshit artist in his own right, but he's also a legitimate Judo badass and in this case I'm more than happy to believe his versions of events. It was Judo Gene, my bad. I believe Joe Rogan said he witnessed it? Then again Rogan's pretty full of poo poo too, isn't he? Also, same here regarding believing the story.
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Jun 23, 2017 03:51
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Jun 23, 2017 03:56
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Jun 23, 2017 04:03
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RFC2324 posted:idgi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbeilmP2wY8
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Jun 23, 2017 04:07
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Solice Kirsk posted:I hope we find out that Han was really a good guy, but acted like a rogue to hide his feelings. That would be a cool character development. Also he'll somehow run into R2D2. I hope we find out why he doesn't believe in the force even though it was a widely accepted reality only a couple of decades ago and the emperor and his second-in-command are both still devout believers. Is he like the equivalent of a flat-Earther or something?
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Jun 23, 2017 04:44
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Tiggum posted:I hope we find out why he doesn't believe in the force even though it was a widely accepted reality only a couple of decades ago and the emperor and his second-in-command are both still devout believers. Is he like the equivalent of a flat-Earther or something? Sure with in recent memory there were hordes of sci-fi spell swords that were slaughtered by clone armies and there was even official Senate minutes archiving the entire event, but Han "The Truth" Solo ain't buying that poo poo. He's living in the real world where there is no bullshit "force" except for those two dudes that run the entire galaxy that use it literally all the time.
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Jun 23, 2017 04:58
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Khyber crystals can't melt planets
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Jun 23, 2017 05:20
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sure with in recent memory there were hordes of sci-fi spell swords that were slaughtered by clone armies and there was even official Senate minutes archiving the entire event, but Han "The Truth" Solo ain't buying that poo poo. He's living in the real world where there is no bullshit "force" except for those two dudes that run the entire galaxy that use it literally all the time.
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