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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LOL that's now 2 out of 3 star wars movies that have changed directors midway.

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Call me cynical but I think maybe, just maybe,
Han Solo will be trash

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

THE BAR posted:



I adore this headline, which translates to "Retarded robot nonsense".

røvlmåo

naem
May 29, 2011

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Call me cynical but I think maybe, just maybe,
Han Solo will be trash

The idea could be like, so great

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I thought Wonder Woman would suck because I trusted Mike Stoklasaand his predictions. What a fool I was.

e: no I'm keeping that typo

khwarezm
Oct 26, 2010

Deal with it.

FrensaGeran posted:

I thought Wonder Woman would suck because I trusted Mike Stoklasaand his predictions. What a fool I was.

e: no I'm keeping that typo

By most accounts any difficulties Wonder Woman had were front loaded in pre-production before shooting and things progressed smoothly enough when Patty Jenkins was chosen as the director. The Star Wars stuff looks way more painful since both Rogue One and the Han Solo movie got or are getting seriously hosed around with after almost everything was finished shooting. Heck, maybe even episode IX will go through the wringer too considering how bad the Book of Henry was. Its astonishing to me that stuff like this is happening, I would have thought that Disney would have the perfect formula down due to all of the Marvel movies (only Ant-man seemed to be the source of major, public, behind-the-scenes controversy) but they're giving Warner Bros. a run for their money in idiotic bullshit at the moment.

khwarezm fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Jun 22, 2017

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

just as long as they have callbacks to things i am familiar with it should be ok. like young solo should shoot at young greedo but miss and say something like "i shot first" and he should tell chewie to do something and say" i dont care what you smell" plus they have to fly in the millinial falcon and maybe play a childish gambino star wars referencing track over the end credits or something very cruel

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

I still don't think it will be prequel-level bad, because Lucas is a special kind of crazy, but it'll be bad.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

WampaLord posted:

I still don't think it will be prequel-level bad, because Lucas is a special kind of lazy, but it'll be bad.

ftfy

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


WampaLord posted:

I still don't think it will be prequel-level bad, because Lucas is a special kind of crazy, but it'll be bad.

Keep in mind The Force Awakens literally holds a nostalgia prop up to the audience.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Han Solo, going down on Chewbaccas older sister.

"and I thought they smelled bad.... On the outside"

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Keep in mind The Force Awakens literally holds a nostalgia prop up to the audience.

What, like the prequels didn't? TFA did it effectively, that's the difference.

I'm well aware TFA is just playing on my nostalgia for A New Hope, but it works.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


WampaLord posted:

What, like the prequels didn't? TFA did it effectively, that's the difference.

I'm well aware TFA is just playing on my nostalgia for A New Hope, but it works.

All I'm saying is that the new films lazily hump the corpse of the original trilogy, and if you fall for it, you're worse than 9/11.




https://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/877974379119861760

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Everything star wars made after 1980 is bad.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Everything star wars made after 1980 is bad.

By this definition, you're calling the Holiday Special good.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

WampaLord posted:

By this definition, you're calling the Holiday Special good.

No, everything star wars made before or during 1980 is also bad.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

WampaLord posted:

By this definition, you're calling the Holiday Special good.

No, everything after 1980 is bad does not mean everything before 1980 was good.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

WampaLord posted:

By this definition, you're calling the Holiday Special good.

Yes.

And?

Bar Crow
Oct 10, 2012
There should be Star Wars lore about how all Alderanians had coke nails.

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

WampaLord posted:

By this definition, you're calling the Holiday Special good.

To be fair the Holiday Special is amazing because you can see the exact moment Harrison's soul dies

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

HIJK posted:

To be fair the Holiday Special is amazing because you can see the exact moment Harrison's soul dies

Also it's the introduction of Boba Fett!

Bar Crow posted:

There should be Star Wars lore about how all Alderanians had coke nails.

Spice nails, surely.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Listen buddy, if you don't like watching elderly dogbears jerking off to black women in disco tights then you're not a real star wars fan.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jonas Albrecht posted:

All I'm saying is that the new films lazily hump the corpse of the original trilogy, and if you fall for it, you're worse than 9/11.




https://twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/877974379119861760

'Thwip'.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Those retweets are a trainwreck :)

"I saw the RLM quote train and I clapped" was the best one.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

This horrifies me. Absolutely horrifies me.

Veshpo
May 23, 2016


Hairy stool

Phlairdon
Apr 15, 2003

If you can't stand up you can't do war!

counterfeitsaint posted:

Speaking of WW, so is the entire Greek pantheon part of DCU canon now?

Going back a bit, but if so, could Marvel get way with adding the Roman pantheon to their universe?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

vermin posted:

Miller and Lord get to join Bryan Fuller and Zach Snyder for directors no longer involved with their projects recently
Wait poo poo Starz axed Fuller from American Gods?


Phlairdon posted:

Going back a bit, but if so, could Marvel get way with adding the Roman pantheon to their universe?
Nah they should still do Greek Pantheon since Hercules is one of the best Marvel characters

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004


In an amazing coincidence I watched Samurai Cop 2 last night and felt 100% vindicated when Jay said that it sucked in this video. Good lord that was an aggressively terrible movie, and not in a good way.

Veshpo
May 23, 2016

achillesforever6 posted:

Wait poo poo Starz axed Fuller from American Gods?

No he got fired from Star Trek

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Veshpo posted:

No he got fired from Star Trek

Wow I didn't know that, that would have been trippy as hell.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Everyone should watch American Gods btw, it just ended its first season and its only 8 episodes.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
That awesome guy from Deadwood is in it so go watch.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

reignofevil posted:

That awesome guy from Deadwood is in it so go watch.

Also Crispin Glover, Peter Stomare, Cloris Leachman, and Gillian Anderson.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Also, if you've ever wanted to get tired of seeing the really adorable wood nymph Emily Browning get naked, then the show with the record setting highest number of on-screen dicks and the world's first x-ray male on male internal cumshot, American Gods, is the show for you.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

the show with the record setting highest number of on-screen dicks and the world's first x-ray male on male internal cumshot,

I'm getting a lot of good recommendations out of gbs today

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I really don't want to see male on male cumshots so I think I'm going to skip that show.

Unless Jay is in it

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

a bone to pick posted:

I really don't want to see male on male cumshots so I think I'm going to skip that show.

Unless Jay is in it

Everyone gets to make there own choices but just know this is always the wrong one.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


The sweaty gay Arab loving was completely overindulgent for my heteronormative tastes but it is a pretty good show I guess.

I do hate how Shadow, even six or seven episodes into the show, is still shocked and exasperated when something magical happens.

*supernatural occurrence happenes to Shadow*

Shadow: Wha??? WHAT? What.The.Hell is going on?? Did you see that? Am...am I crazy? Am I nuts?
Wednesday: what is madness hmmmmmmm?????

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priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
I'm behind on my American Gods watching but I got totally hooked on the Hannibal TV show so I'll watch whatever Fuller does at this point.

Hannibal is still better but this is pretty good so far.

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