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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lastgirl posted:

lol nothing matters

The Cleveland Browns of politics

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Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Vox Nihili posted:

it is extremely ballsy to call yourself an "intelligence analyist" after a net experience of less than one year of "training" in the military
yankovich sounds like a well connected trust fund lanyard nobody being pushed by oligarchs against an actual candidate

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
anyone got a link that suggests dems are lining up behind Yankovich and against ironstache bryce? i need to show it to someone

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im lovin this cryptid candidate guy

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
*panting and wheezing from screaming my brains out, gasping*

RANDY BRYYYYYYYYYYYCE

IRON STACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

cargo cult posted:

anyone got a link that suggests dems are lining up behind Yankovich and against ironstache bryce? i need to show it to someone

They're not afaict

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


can i have this + socialized medicine + expanded social security

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im not entirely convinced the Yankster actually exists

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Muppets On PCP posted:

more congressional peckers are gonna get shot off before this is through and i can't say i feel the least bit sorry

i wouldn't wish that on anyone.

but seeing as how i have a hosed up femoral joint from this hosed up health care system (as in it took six months before my family was able to see the doctor and four different diagnoses before the pain could -- well, the pain never left, but it certainly decreased), and knowing how painful that is, i can certainly hope more rich, out-of-touch congressional assholes have to live through that same particular blend of bullshit

(cartilage slipped off the top, causing the bone to grow out instead of up, requiring a metal bolt to be driven through the bone to hold it in place)

Gene Hackman Fan has issued a correction as of 01:05 on Jun 23, 2017

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

paranoid randroid posted:

im not entirely convinced the Yankster actually exists

don't share my porn name kthanx

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
https://twitter.com/CathyMyersWI/status/877996969549070336

A third challenger has entered the Ironstache / Yankovich bloodbath primary

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

GalacticAcid posted:

Hahah holy poo poo wasn't he in the navy for like a week before getting booted for having a dumb rear end foot

That's the entirety of his career as a spook?

that he's doing a stolen valor seems like it'd be a plus with the twitter dirtbag left crowd tho

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
haunted by a lanyard

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/CathyMyersWI/status/877996969549070336

A third challenger has entered the Ironstache / Yankovich bloodbath primary

looking forward to the revelation that she has never been spotted in the wild except for a few highly suspect, blurry photos of her loping into the woods

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/joeprince___/status/877982889857527808

:getin:

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
oh hey theres a totally rad dude named IRON STACHE that sounds a bit too spicy let's get an anodyne school teacher

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

that he's doing a stolen valor seems like it'd be a plus with the twitter dirtbag left crowd tho

GalacticAcid posted:

from davidyankovich.com


hahahahah this is so lovely but shouts to him for stealing valor

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
a fourth challenger appears, who is either some kind of highly developed neural net bot or a very strange ghost in the Twitter servers

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/ddddarby/status/877952289016758272

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


it would unironically own if a handful of primary challengers turned out to not actually exist yet people voted for them by the thousands

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/WeedMubarak/status/878040694350204931

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Are you FOR the Lion Assad?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
We have to make a direct appeal to the moderate Ba'athists

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

paranoid randroid posted:

a fourth challenger appears, who is either some kind of highly developed neural net bot or a very strange ghost in the Twitter servers

an actual minion

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
This but unironically


:bernin:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

paranoid randroid posted:

Are you FOR the Lion Assad?

:yeah:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
a fifth challenger has just announced for WI01, your pathetic middle school vice principal

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

a colony of spiders emerges as the 6th challenger

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
number 7, some sour cream thats been in the fridge just long enough to be iffy

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

I mean, not really. But I definitely "settled" for Bernie to one degree or another. I wasn't an early or vocal supporter. I'm not as left as him and don't really consider myself a leftist in the sense people here use the term. I disagree with him on some issues. He comes off as a kooky hippy type leftist at times. But the centrist Democrats don't seem to understand that even if I'm not ideologically leftist I've witnessed conservative and moderate approaches on major issues fail spectacularly in my lifetime. I'm willing to give the left a chance at this point because everyone else is already a proven failure. Let the left have their turn to take charge and sink or swim. America isn't ideologically leftist in my view, but it may be ready to vote for an ideological leftist because the desire for change is real even if there is no clear vision of what that change should be. Thus, crazy orange racist moron President.

I wasn't a supporter for cult of personality or ideological purity reasons and I think it's way exaggerated how much that was what was going on. He's a sort of kooky but genuine old man politician with some sound ideas, not a messiah with a perfect plan for American redemption. I compromised on some of my personal political positions to support him. So did a lot of supporters.

FuriousxGeorge has issued a correction as of 01:22 on Jun 23, 2017

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

paranoid randroid posted:

Are you FOR the Lion Assad?

i believe in evidence-based politics, and the evidence says that the curse of "assad must go" is real and strong and my friend

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

etalian posted:

The Cleveland Browns of politics

it is actually highly ironic that the Democrats are the Washington Generals of politics

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
#8 jon cena's stand in from the marine who also has no record of military service

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
at last, the burning, white-hot ball of pure rage sees an opportunity for a political comeback!

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
#9 - jorts. just jorts.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the punisher logo painted in rainbow colors

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


#10: Jon ossof

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

and a challenger on the republican side, Vladimierre Poutin

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
a cart from a haunted mine ride filled to the brim with venture capitalist donations

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Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Agean90 posted:

#10: Jon ossof

Gotta keep shopping for a seat, man

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