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Man arrested after altercation with 5-year-old at Shelton daycare During the event, one of the children playfully took 33-year-old Lance Churchill’s card that he had received from his son and ran around the room with it, according to police. Police say Churchill reacted by chasing the child and picking him up over his head. Officials say once the 6’4″, 270-pound man put the child down, he pinned the child to the ground and began to scream at him in front of the other children. The incident was ended when daycare staff ripped the child away from Churchill and called the police. Once police arrived, Churchill wanted the 5-year-old boy arrested. http://wtnh.com/2017/06/21/man-arrested-after-altercation-with-5-year-old-at-shelton-daycare/
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Get me Matthew Broderick, Reese Witherspoon and Chris Klein!
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Twitter thread led me to http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/cnn-wrote-the-worst-kurt-cobain-lede-ever-we-tried-to-1548932355 And http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/here-is-the-worst-lede-about-chicago-gun-violence-we-t-1604920862
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If you're going to post lame photoshops can you at least make them mildly believable?
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Lime Tonics posted:Man arrested after altercation with 5-year-old at Shelton daycare
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""Guy Cumming arrested for indecent exposure"... you don't say!
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Fathis Munk posted:Twitter thread led me to Jesus CHRIST some of these. Deadspin posted:"Tender age in bloom," sang Kurt Cobain, who did not live to a tender age, because he put a shotgun in his mouth.
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Tender age means young age though. I know there's only three albums to work with but geez.
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Duodecimal posted:Jesus CHRIST some of these. quote:Load up on guns, bring your friends / It's fun to lose and to pretend," sang Kurt Cobain, who eventually did load up his gun, but there was nothing fun or pretend about what he did next." Fake edit: These first two from the Chicago violence story: quote:Chicago's Chaka Khan once sang, "I'm every woman / It's all in me." Well, if she were living in Chicago today, that'd include a lot of bullets.
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Lime Tonics posted:Man arrested after altercation with 5-year-old at Shelton daycare Man, I live in Shelton and didn't hear of this at all. The valley never fails to disappoint...
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AKA Pseudonym posted:Tender age means young age though. I know there's only three albums to work with but geez. It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
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zakharov posted:If you're going to post lame photoshops can you at least make them mildly believable? Ok? 
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To be honest I would have believed either, because Florida Man.
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Who's that facing the hurricane? Who's squaring off with such disdain? He ends up screwing it in the rain! Flor'da Man! Flor'da Man! Flor'da Man!
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What's he like? It's not important. Florida Man.
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The Bloop posted:What's he like? It's not important. Florida Man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqJXxHi6RwQ
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Florida man, Florida man. Florida man hates Hurricane man. They have a fight, Hurricane wins. Hurricane man.
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City covered in mysterious butt cheek graffiti, but who's behind it? http://www.tbo.com/news/humaninterest/whos-behind-the-mysterious-butt-graffiti-all-over-st-petersburg/2328199
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Lime Tonics posted:City covered in mysterious butt cheek graffiti, but whose behind it? 
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Lime Tonics posted:City covered in mysterious butt cheek graffiti, but whose behind is it?
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Seeing that as it aired was how I first heard of TMBG and now I own more of their albums than anyone's. Seen them live more than anyone too probably
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Lime Tonics posted:City covered in mysterious butt cheek graffiti, but who's behind it? 
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Seems pretty easy to find out who it is, look for the person wandering around with 3 butt cheeks. The butt equivalent of this lady 
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Bogan King posted:Seems pretty easy to find out who it is, look for the person wandering around with 3 butt cheeks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdYPoRsNUxM
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Typical entitled millennials, expecting others to write their suicide notes for them. 
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Czech Republic nuclear power station hosts bikini contest to choose interns A Czech nuclear power plant decided a bikini contest would be a good way to choose its next round of interns. Facebook users were asked to rate school graduates who posed inside a cooling tower. http://www.dw.com/en/czech-republic-nuclear-power-station-hosts-bikini-contest-to-choose-interns/a-39404100
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Lime Tonics posted:Czech Republic nuclear power station hosts bikini contest to choose interns I'd let #s 1 or 2 handle my control rod.
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