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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




another thing stalker games have spawned are droves of kids trying to get radiation poisoning and host of other health issues associated with derelict constructions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqIGLBKpZm0

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

anthonypants posted:

the people who like stalker do a really good job at making that game seem bad

it's a really good game that is extremely Developed By Russians so it is also bizarre and sometimes incomprehensible but overall really good and compelling.

i like it because it's like fallout if they tried to make it realistically represent a post-apocalyptic scenario instead of making Mad Max: The Warner Brothers Animated Series

as long as you can handle old-school FPS games (nonlinear maps, health packs, etc) i highly recommend it

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

ol qwerty bastard posted:

i wasn't sold on car boys at first but these beamng.drive graphics are amazing



your car looks sick

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Sagebrush posted:

it's a really good game that is extremely Developed By Russians so it is also bizarre and sometimes incomprehensible but overall really good and compelling.

i like it because it's like fallout if they tried to make it realistically represent a post-apocalyptic scenario instead of making Mad Max: The Warner Brothers Animated Series

as long as you can handle old-school FPS games (nonlinear maps, health packs, etc) i highly recommend it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzm9RADFwI0

im confident you'll figure this out without understanding much of spoken russian

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



cinci zoo sniper posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzm9RADFwI0

im confident you'll figure this out without understanding much of spoken russian

hes trying to open something that doesnt open and the internet is trolling him?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




FAT32 SHAMER posted:

hes trying to open something that doesnt open and the internet is trolling him?

he repeatedly dies trying to open a safe, initially saying that it'll be funny to find just a madkit there. gets help on random internet forums, finally opens it, and gets really mad that it's just a single rpg grenade

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
that movie loving owned

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR68wr2pTe8

netwerk23
Aug 22, 2000
I spelled 'network' wrong.

cheese-cube posted:

i loving love that video. it's part of only three videos i like on vimeo:

https://vimeo.com/196269431

https://vimeo.com/75781782

What about Metachaos?

https://vimeo.com/16056709

(Not a tool video)

netwerk23 fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Jun 22, 2017

Sophian
Jun 16, 2007
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I'm nothing.

netwerk23 posted:

What about Metachaos?

https://vimeo.com/16056709

(Not a tool video)

Thank you for reminding me of the name for this, I love it but can never remember the name for it

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Sagebrush posted:

it's a really good game that is extremely Developed By Russians so it is also bizarre and sometimes incomprehensible but overall really good and compelling.

i like it because it's like fallout if they tried to make it realistically represent a post-apocalyptic scenario instead of making Mad Max: The Warner Brothers Animated Series

as long as you can handle old-school FPS games (nonlinear maps, health packs, etc) i highly recommend it

I liked stalker a lot, but I remember being bothered that (at least in the first one), nightfall never actually happened. It would just kind of get cloudy but never dark. Then I found out there's a very popular "weather overhaul" mod that makes it pitch-rear end black at night, as it should be, and it completely changed the game experience for the better

burning swine
May 26, 2004



great dialogue too

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

yeah there's a few mods that make a massive difference to polish. don't go overboard with the total conversions or w/e but I think Stalker Complete(?) is the general "everything is improved" one

the one extra mod i always recommend that people use is the realistic-weapon-accuracy mod. it applies to both you and the enemies, and basically just drastically cuts down the random inaccuracy from the guns, so that a rifle can actually hit people 100+ yards away in single-shot mode. drives me loving nuts when games put an RNG in the gun barrel that makes your bullets spray like peeing with a hard-on even though you have the crosshairs right on the target

anyway bc you can hit people from farther away and they also can laser you eyeball from the same distance, you end up playing it more like arma, with lots of sneaking around and long-range plinking from the bushes, which really suits the game much better than getting up into people's faces.

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004



not even kidding looking at that title i was expecting a hot grime track

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
quick reminder that modding games, particularly games like s.t.a.l.k.e.r. is intensely disrespectful to the game designers and a shameful act for a true gamer

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Stymie posted:

quick reminder that modding games, particularly games like s.t.a.l.k.e.r. is intensely disrespectful to the game designers and a shameful act for a true gamer

What's it like having such a tired gimmick?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
lol

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I'm going to mod your posting to make it good

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Salt Fish posted:

What's it like having such a tired gimmick?

"this will be the one that really gets him", he thought as he pressed submit

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Stymie posted:

quick reminder that modding games, particularly games like s.t.a.l.k.e.r. is intensely disrespectful to the game designers and a shameful act for a true gamer

get out of here

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Pram please do the needful and make a games thread that Stymie can only post in for a solid month.

https://i.imgur.com/WJT6onU.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/PTTZjXk.gifv

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

NLJP posted:

not even kidding looking at that title i was expecting a hot grime track

sorry, but it's King ReOL's youtube channel

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

firefox has encountered an unexpected problem

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/maniadrone/status/877930856639279104

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

video shame is WATCH_DOGES II worth playing? I see it got better reviews than the first one and fixed a bunch of stuff that let #1 down. I like an open world game, but I burned out on GTA and SR; did enjoy Sleeping Dogs even if the story was cut to bits and taped back together for time / budget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AmQ-hOxo2Y&t=6s

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

i think my brain might be broken forever

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



NoneMoreNegative posted:

video shame is WATCH_DOGES II worth playing? I see it got better reviews than the first one and fixed a bunch of stuff that let #1 down. I like an open world game, but I burned out on GTA and SR; did enjoy Sleeping Dogs even if the story was cut to bits and taped back together for time / budget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AmQ-hOxo2Y&t=6s

I've enjoyed it quite a bit, the map is almost exactly San Fran and it's like a stealth GTA

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

NoneMoreNegative posted:

video shame is WATCH_DOGES II worth playing? I see it got better reviews than the first one and fixed a bunch of stuff that let #1 down. I like an open world game, but I burned out on GTA and SR; did enjoy Sleeping Dogs even if the story was cut to bits and taped back together for time / budget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AmQ-hOxo2Y&t=6s
watch_dogs is a bad game in a bad franchise from a bad developer and which has absolutely nothing to do with sleeping dogs

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

NoneMoreNegative posted:

video shame is WATCH_DOGES II worth playing? I see it got better reviews than the first one and fixed a bunch of stuff that let #1 down. I like an open world game, but I burned out on GTA and SR; did enjoy Sleeping Dogs even if the story was cut to bits and taped back together for time / budget

actually it's good

it's far, far less like GTA than the first one is. gunplay is de-emphasized in favor of stealth and loving around with the environment. you have a drone and an RC car and a power that lets your RC actual cars. the hide and seek multiplayer is really unique and you can do a lot of messing around with people in it. I'm told it's a good representation of the bay area with a lot of local color and minor landmarks

and it's not a dark and gritty vengeance drama any more, it's about goofy millennials being dicks to each other and the villain is a tech bro ceo

syscall girl posted:

firefox has encountered an unexpected problem

haveblue fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Jun 23, 2017

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

ol qwerty bastard posted:

hahahaha, nice one, punchy



I spent like ten minutes thinking of a sex motorcycle reference to reply to this with before I actually read your post.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Bluemillion posted:

I spent like ten minutes thinking of a sex motorcycle reference to reply to this with before I actually read your post.

:same:

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Sagebrush posted:

lol at CHEEKI ъЯЕЕКI
i bet you guys love it when americans use cyrillic characters to write what they perceive as FАЖE ЯПSSIАИ

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i have a major pet peeve about people using capital sigmas to replace the letter E

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sagebrush posted:

i have a major pet peeve about people using capital sigmas to replace the letter E

RΣally?

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

makes ya look like a god drat moron

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I like how you have games or movies that are the third installment of a series and then they put the 3 instead of an E in the title so you can have conversations like "have you played Fear 3?" "hmm do you not mean F three A R :smuggo:" i mean that's just great

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

that's extremely trigg€ring

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Jerry Cotton posted:

I like how you have games or movies that are the third installment of a series and then they put the 3 instead of an E in the title so you can have conversations like "have you played Fear 3?" "hmm do you not mean F three A R :smuggo:" i mean that's just great

fthreear

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

se7en is cannon now

off putting, i feel because the first six were not well recieved or available on most platforms

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