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Who came out the best from this show?
This poll is closed.
Roman Reigns 1 1.15%
Braun Strowman 32 36.78%
Samoa Joe 17 19.54%
Big Cass 7 8.05%
Clonfroggio you loving moron. Jesus Christ. 30 34.48%
Total: 87 votes
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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
can vanguard 1 retrieve the briefcase???

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So after all that, Young Boy Tom and Mauro wound up trading jobs.

Whatever, I'm down. This just reinforces that NXT and NXT TakeOver is the best thing WWE produces by far.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

VJeff posted:

So after all that, Young Boy Tom and Mauro wound up trading jobs.

Whatever, I'm down. This just reinforces that NXT and NXT TakeOver is the best thing WWE produces by far.
A 4-man booth was dumb to begin with, even if all Tom did was sit quietly except when he was shilling for WWE in between segments.

FUCKFACE MORON fucked around with this message at 00:57 on Jun 23, 2017

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm glad that I'll be able to hear more MAMA MIAs in WWE.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
You just know he's going to be screaming move names in Japanese and Spanish constantly without Vince in his ear, too. I kinda can't wait until TakeOver Brooklyn now.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

VJeff posted:

So after all that, Young Boy Tom and Mauro wound up trading jobs.

Whatever, I'm down. This just reinforces that NXT and NXT TakeOver is the best thing WWE produces by far.

I really like Young Boy Tom on SD if only because he sounds exactly like Michael Cole and I have already grown accustomed to tuning Michael Cole out completely

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The only thing that PISSES ME OFF about American Gods right now is Laura, god dammit i really like you and i dont want to!

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
Laura Moon is the absolute best. There is no shame in loving her.

ARMBAR A COP
Nov 24, 2007


American Gods is my favorite book so I'm glad y'all can enjoy it as a series :)

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soothing Vapors posted:

Laura Moon is the absolute best. There is no shame in loving her.

Mr Wednesday and moon sister are my favorites right now.

Laura is really broken and i shouldnt like broken people.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

There was some commentary segment after an episode where the show runners said something like "we loved this scene because it really showed Laura at her code and at her core she's really a dick."

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/nati_rosen/status/878040103771193344

Sono
Apr 9, 2008




Feels Villeneuve posted:

I don't think that would be very dramatic because it would basically make the first match almost meaningless before the bell even rings. It's one of those "what if that could happen" things that are just bad ideas, like #28 and #29 in the Rumble throwing each other out and #30 automatically winning.

It could work for a heel. Cheat and either win or get DQed. Get thrown into a "title changes hands on DQ" match, and he can still cheat and either (a) get away with it and win or (b) get DQed, lose the belt, beat the hell out of his opponent with a chair, cash in, and get the belt back.

It would've been perfect for Edge.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
God dammit Gillian Anderson...

edit: GOD DAMMIT CRISPIN GLOVER!

DoctorGonzo fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Jun 23, 2017

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Soothing Vapors posted:

I really like Young Boy Tom on SD if only because he sounds exactly like Michael Cole and I have already grown accustomed to tuning Michael Cole out completely

:agreed:

Doesnt hurt that YBT is pretty cute neither.

thefncrow
Mar 14, 2001

Gatts posted:

They still had a match, it was still whatever it was, just cause a guy pulls the breifcase down doesn't mean poo poo all cause it was a heel thing to do. If it was a guy pulling it down for Bailey I'd get it as if to say she couldn't do it herself but it's a face thing to prove themselves. The heels always have lackeys help them. Ellsworth is a second fiddle lackey to Carmella. Eh. It's a small deal cause there have been enough other matches and potential matches where they need to book the women better or can make them stand on their own feet. This was not that big of a disappointment to me at least. I can gloss over it.

Treating women's wrestling with equal respect to the men does not mean you get to ignore the context of your storylines.

Male wrestler A is a cowardly heel and has Any Gender Valet B retrieve the briefcase and drop it to them, and sure, we'd only be talking about their heelish behavior. (Although I should note, even in this scenario, this is a loving bad idea because it destroys any suspension of disbelief in the matches going forward if every heel doesn't enter these matches with every lackey they possibly have to back them up unless you're going to take some sort of corrective action to patch the loophole.)

But when you do this with a woman wrestler with a male lackey, you're playing into an existing stereotype. You don't get to ignore that. It must be addressed somehow. And this doesn't mean that women heels with male valets have to turn face all of a sudden. If Ellsworth dumps Becky off the ladder and Carmella at least gets her own drat briefcase, that would have been fine. If Ellsworth puts her on his shoulders and helps her get the drat briefcase, that's fine. If Ellsworth causes a distraction so that she can sneak up and steal the briefcase, that's fine. All of that involves cheating to victory in a way that centers Carmella instead of Ellsworth, which is the thing the actual ending completely fails at.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

I'm dumb, could someone explain to me what the gimmick is for Maria and Mike? They're in love? Are they heels?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DoctorGonzo posted:

God dammit Gillian Anderson...

edit: GOD DAMMIT CRISPIN GLOVER!

Despite seeing his name in the opening credits I kept forgetting he was supposed to be in it.... then he showed up :hellyeah:

Niwrad posted:

I'm dumb, could someone explain to me what the gimmick is for Maria and Mike? They're in love? Are they heels?

Sickeningly in love, rampant PDAs in the cringey "eskimo kiss" way. Plus you have the fun stuff of Mike taking Maria's name, which both serves as shorthand in the macho world of WWE for him being "beneath" his wife, as well as suggesting that he's only employed because of who she is.

I imagine they're going to be a lot of fun to hate :)

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

BIG PUFFY NIPS posted:

:agreed:

Doesnt hurt that YBT is pretty cute neither.
Well if you're interested, he has a strong line in face loving which may take your fancy.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Niwrad posted:

I'm dumb, could someone explain to me what the gimmick is for Maria and Mike? They're in love? Are they heels?

Low rent Miz and Maryse

Also im in love with Kristin Chenoweth

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness

DoctorGonzo posted:

Also im in love with Kristin Chenoweth

You like the tiny blonde one, huh?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Incessant Excess posted:

You like the tiny blonde one, huh?

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
So I read about the time Daniel Bryan got a match called off with Randy Orton due to a stinger and I'm curious what the immediate reaction to it was, so I went digging into the archives. Turns out it was just about three years ago, and it was the same night as something else. :v:

A raw thread with 60 pages is kinda surreal.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


VJeff posted:

So I read about the time Daniel Bryan got a match called off with Randy Orton due to a stinger and I'm curious what the immediate reaction to it was, so I went digging into the archives. Turns out it was just about three years ago, and it was the same night as something else. :v:

A raw thread with 60 pages is kinda surreal.

Mark Henry owns.

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

I got a good laugh after the debut of Maria and Mike looking at JBL's face when he said "he took her last name...". I'm probably reading too much into it, but I felt like a neutered JBL reeeaaaly wanted to say what he really thought about the whole situation.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The GLOW show finally dropped on Netflix. It's really good so far.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
"Make Jinder Look Strong"

"... ok"

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Jerusalem posted:

Sickeningly in love, rampant PDAs in the cringey "eskimo kiss" way. Plus you have the fun stuff of Mike taking Maria's name, which both serves as shorthand in the macho world of WWE for him being "beneath" his wife, as well as suggesting that he's only employed because of who she is.

What are the odds we get an unironic use of the word cuck in a promo aimed at them

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Erebus posted:

What are the odds we get an unironic use of the word cuck in a promo aimed at them

That'll be the name of Mike's finisher, which consists of a roll-up after his opponent has been kissed by Maria.

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






The worst thing about the Ellsworth/Carmella thing is that WWE gave up on it two days after it happened, thus sacrificing some really easy heat that could have been used to propel a decent fued.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

RealFoxy posted:

I'm still not sure how Honma isn't a PR nightmare after the stuff with his wife/affairs came out.

Chris Brown is still a star. There's in fact too many similar celebrity scandals for people who continue to be stars. Sean Penn kidnapped and tortured Madonna. The public is really willing to not give a poo poo, and while you'd think this applies less in wrestling with a live crowd, so much human filth is still beloved. Steve Austin beat his wife and everyone loves him, Shawn Michaels in the 90s, Hulk Hogan would be cheered, etc. etc.

Niwrad posted:

I'm dumb, could someone explain to me what the gimmick is for Maria and Mike? They're in love? Are they heels?

They're in love and going to be jerks about it.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

who the gently caress is Mike and is he any good or just part of the package to bring Maria back and he eventually becomes jobber to the stars or part of the new 3MB when the Jinder project fails or he melts a wellness test container

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
No love for Mad Sweeney? Bunch of arses.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Auron posted:

who the gently caress is Mike and is he any good or just part of the package to bring Maria back and he eventually becomes jobber to the stars or part of the new 3MB when the Jinder project fails or he melts a wellness test container

He's the world's most average wrestler.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

DoctorGonzo posted:

i shouldnt like broken people.
and yet u love me and dromal :kiddo:

CobiWann posted:

No love for Mad Sweeney? Bunch of arses.

when I heard Nicky Sobotka was going to be playing a leprechaun I thought it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard of, proving once and for all that I am a bad person with trash opinions

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Auron posted:

who the gently caress is Mike and is he any good or just part of the package to bring Maria back and he eventually becomes jobber to the stars or part of the new 3MB when the Jinder project fails or he melts a wellness test container
When I was a baby lawyer I went to a luncheon with a bunch of old crusty state court judges. I saw my favorite judge alone at the buffet so I sidled up to him like a good little brownnoser and asked for tips on how to succeed as a lawyer. Without looking up from his crab dip, he said "marry a doctor" and walked away.

Mike "The Miracle" Bennett is basically that conversation made flesh

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soothing Vapors posted:

When I was a baby lawyer I went to a luncheon with a bunch of old crusty state court judges. I saw my favorite judge alone at the buffet so I sidled up to him like a good little brownnoser and asked for tips on how to succeed as a lawyer. Without looking up from his crab dip, he said "marry a doctor" and walked away.

Mike "The Miracle" Bennett is basically that conversation made flesh

Do you know Jerry Mcdevitt?

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

DoctorGonzo posted:

Do you know Jerry Mcdevitt?
You think we all know each other? wow racist

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soothing Vapors posted:

You think we all know each other? wow racist

Im going to sue your rear end!

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TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Cool, all the women's storylines being booked around TD again. Yay!

RIP women's revolution

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