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Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
your racist middle manager, but he's woke now

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/878046201941172224

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

GalacticAcid posted:

We have to make a direct appeal to the moderate Ba'athists

lol that might have actually saved iraq and prevented isis

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
how's the "pizza" in Moscow I wonder

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

The Muppets On PCP posted:

lol that might have actually saved iraq and prevented isis

https://twitter.com/HenryKrinkIe/status/690004678462066688

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
an entire filenes basement that only sells carpet bags

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

GalacticAcid posted:

how's the "pizza" in Moscow I wonder

Probably like 10000 times better considering the state of human trafficking in eastern europe

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

http://www.theonion.com/article/long-awaited-baby-boomer-die-off-to-begin-soon-exp-647

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
Not enough Macron DNA in this one

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/06/22/533926978/census-finds-a-more-diverse-america-as-whites-lag-growth


quote:

Asian and mixed-race people are the two fastest-growing segments of the U.S. population, the U.S. Census Bureau says. Both groups grew by 3 percent from July 2015 to July 2016. In the same 12 months, the non-Hispanic white population grew by just 5,000 people.

Non-Hispanic whites remain the only segment of the U.S. population where deaths outpace births, the agency reports.

"While all other groups experienced natural increase (having more births than deaths) between 2015 and 2016," the Census says, "the non-Hispanic white alone group experienced a natural decrease of 163,300 nationally."

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yes.... yes!!!

Cinnamon Bear
Aug 29, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

UHD posted:

it would unironically own if a handful of primary challengers turned out to not actually exist yet people voted for them by the thousands

The Beast of Bray Road enters the race

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

My cat is either shouting at me because he thinks it's time to be fed or he's announcing his candidacy for the race.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

docbeard posted:

My cat is either shouting at me because he thinks it's time to be fed or he's announcing his candidacy for the race.

What is his stance on single payer healthcare? What are his thoughts with respect to the legality of abortion?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Jeet has a post up defending Pelosi. It's pretty good.

I wouldn't mind seeing somebody younger and more media friendly take her spot but she's about the best we're gonna get policy-wise at this stage. Worth keeping in mind that the coup will come from blue dogs.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



nobody actually likes gabbard and she just hired a good astroturfing firm right

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


docbeard posted:

My cat is either shouting at me because he thinks it's time to be fed or he's announcing his candidacy for the race.

he's got my vote

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar
5m16s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ&t=316s
Also Don't stop me now is queued next.

Nothing else can be more fitting

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Shear Modulus posted:

nobody actually likes gabbard and she just hired a good astroturfing firm right

She has some apologists on these forums

UHD
Nov 11, 2006


Shear Modulus posted:

nobody actually likes gabbard and she just hired a good astroturfing firm right

this is gonna be delicious

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

owns

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

paranoid randroid posted:

Are you FOR the Lion Assad?

sure why not?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

“There are people who, as I often say, would rather have first class seats going down with the Titanic than change the course of the ship,” Sanders said in a recent interview in response to being asked why the Democratic Party is still run by the people who drove it into the ground during the Obama administration. “

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU94Q_JfFhU

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

etalian posted:

lol

“There are people who, as I often say, would rather have first class seats going down with the Titanic than change the course of the ship,” Sanders said in a recent interview in response to being asked why the Democratic Party is still run by the people who drove it into the ground during the Obama administration. “

owns even more.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/CathyMyersWI/status/877996969549070336

A third challenger has entered the Ironstache / Yankovich bloodbath primary

every word on that website screams "I'm going to hand out bootstraps to the working class"

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

Hey Willa. According to this article he penned (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-yankovich/my-experience-taking-my-d_b_12462036.html), Yankovich lived an hour from Fort Pierce, Florida as of September 30, 2016. I suspect he lived in the Palm Beach/Boynton Beach area.

thx, altho I read that he was down there to help his ailing ma who needs the ACA is prolly on medicare, a single-payer program

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

Vox Nihili posted:

If anyone knows how to find an archive or plain text of this page i would be very thankful

https://www.upwork.com/mobile/amp/freelancers/~013e54672618ab68e6



why the hell doesn't it show up on the wayback machine, grrr.

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

Willa Rogers posted:

why the hell doesn't it show up on the wayback machine, grrr.

Maybe he really is CIA :tinfoil:

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/CathyMyersWI/status/877996969549070336

A third challenger has entered the Ironstache / Yankovich bloodbath primary

what's up with all the campaign websites that have all this "I was born at a truck stop in Iowa" bullshit but no actual policy statements?

never mind; insert THE DEMOCRATS punchline.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

paranoid randroid posted:

im lovin this cryptid candidate guy

IMO we should have more cryptids running.
There's a huge bigfoot demo not being represented in many flyover states and I feel they'll help the democrats win.


Ironstach should win against this guy though
...although they don't say what kind of foot condition

:thunk

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/CathyMyersWI/status/877996969549070336

A third challenger has entered the Ironstache / Yankovich bloodbath primary

:tinfoil:

yanko was recruited by the dnc so the 2 guys split the non-pussy-hat vote, thus neutralizing iron-stache against the hillyard.

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

i believe in evidence-based politics, and the evidence says that the curse of "assad must go" is real and strong and my friend

no one cares what you, a bad dem posting bad-dem tweets, think

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Al! posted:

a fifth challenger has just announced for WI01, your pathetic middle school vice principal
But does he fidget vape?

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

wanna smack that smug smirk outta schumer

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Willa Rogers posted:

wanna smack that smug smirk outta schumer



Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Willa Rogers posted:

wanna smack that smug smirk outta schumer



oh drat schumer. the republicans are a bunch of big ol meanies huh

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Willa Rogers posted:

what's up with all the campaign websites that have all this "I was born at a truck stop in Iowa" bullshit but no actual policy statements?

never mind; insert THE DEMOCRATS punchline.

it tells the voter that they're just another average Joe, not like those ivory tower elites. that way it'll feel more friendly when they cut government services and kick everyone off safety net programs

notice how it also repeatedly mentions "hard work", "personal responsibility", and my new favorite phrase "fighting for opportunity". it talks about how hard she had to work and how much debt she had to take on so you know that when she votes to cut welfare and privatize everything, she's been there, and she knows that all you need is a pair of bootstraps

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

now do a pixel art portrait of this

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Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Add the yospos wiggly hands

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