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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Homeless Friend posted:

The problem is being a democrat doesn't mean anything lol

it means supporting more women CEOs

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
¡JEB!

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
i'm a proud member of the jeb fixers party

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
i wish the democratic party would die a swift and painful death but tom perez still sends me two emails a day telling me i have to give him money for nothing in particular. i'll donate to the aclu and planned parenthood, but the party can go gently caress themselves.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Vertical Lime posted:

poo poo i didn't want to know

dude...

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

the suffolk county number

i give up

:smith:

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Nichael posted:

Being a Republican means just as much.

small government, guns, low taxes immediately come to mind

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

zen death robot posted:

so you basically want republicans and libertarians running the country then?

lol they already do

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Homeless Friend posted:

small government, guns, low taxes immediately come to mind

Tolerance, safety nets, and not being science phobic

The Democrats stand for things, they just need good messengers.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

zen death robot posted:

so you basically want republicans and libertarians running the country then?

Yes but one Republican and one libertarian specifically.


JEB!/Zuck! 2020

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Homeless Friend posted:

lol they already do

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

which drugs or alcohol will help me achieve the level of ironic detachment the rest of you have

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
lol if you intend to get diagnosed with anything in the last decade or so you're boned

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/878082947751976960

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


my favorite iteration of H5N1 was his sudden obsession with Wife of Jeb!, Columba for about two weeks

my least favorite iteration of H5N1 was his chilling posts of a MAGA future. Not because they weren't funny but because they came true

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

zen death robot posted:

libertarians not so much

I'm saving this post for when gary johnson is president

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


Loooooooolllllll

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

trump

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.

terrifying, death is so far away this far inland

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

this is hosed up

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
wait adding a surfactant would kill them all, how awesome would it be to add a drop of soap and see the entire ant island collapse

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Nichael posted:

Tolerance, safety nets, and not being science phobic

The Democrats stand for things, they just need good messengers.

republicans have gamed the system with talk radio for the last 30 years on this one

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

zen death robot posted:

you're all deluded if you think the Democratic Party is what is standing in the way of full communism now lol

no one thinks this but that doesn't mean that they don't suck

they're fuckin primarying iron stache

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Imagine Donald J. Trump in just a pair of tighty whiteys eating KFC chicken straight from the bucket, fingers glistening with grease and bits of chicken skin, yellow piss stains on his crotch, hammering away at a TV remote control occasionally yelling "gently caress you!" at the screen.

This is our Predisent,

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


logikv9 posted:

wait adding a surfactant would kill them all, how awesome would it be to add a drop of soap and see the entire ant island collapse

I like ants so not very

0% of ants voted for donald trmup

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

bump_fn posted:

no one thinks this but that doesn't mean that they don't suck

they're fuckin primarying iron stache

how do you primary somebody that doesn't hold office

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

zen death robot posted:

you're all deluded if you think the Democratic Party is what is standing in the way of full communism now lol

boy do i have a thread for you :v:

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Gringostar posted:

republicans have gamed the system with talk radio for the last 30 years on this one

can't think of any other ways they gamed the system though thankfully

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

logikv9 posted:

wait adding a surfactant would kill them all, how awesome would it be to add a drop of soap and see the entire ant island collapse

look at ant mcguyver over here

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Nichael posted:

I like ants so not very

0% of ants voted for donald trmup

ants 2094

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

D1E posted:

Imagine Donald J. Trump in just a pair of tighty whiteys eating KFC chicken straight from the bucket, fingers glistening with grease and bits of chicken skin, yellow piss stains on his crotch, hammering away at a TV remote control occasionally yelling "gently caress you!" at the screen.

This is our Predisent,

a man i can see myself becoming

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Gringostar posted:

republicans have gamed the system with talk radio for the last 30 years on this one

This is definitely an aspect of it unfortunately.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
conservatives are media masters because they don't give a gently caress

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Nichael posted:

my favorite iteration of H5N1 was his sudden obsession with Wife of Jeb!, Columba for about two weeks

my least favorite iteration of H5N1 was his chilling posts of a MAGA future. Not because they weren't funny but because they came true

¡Ay, Columba!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Uncle Wemus posted:

which drugs or alcohol will help me achieve the level of ironic detachment the rest of you have

I have been trying high octane IPA but I am rapidly spiraling into Death Crew so I may need to switch to bourbon

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

logikv9 posted:

how do you primary somebody that doesn't hold office

apparently some kind of vile lanyardmancy

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Uncle Wemus posted:

which drugs or alcohol will help me achieve the level of ironic detachment the rest of you have

weed and whiskey

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


logikv9 posted:

wait adding a surfactant would kill them all, how awesome would it be to add a drop of soap and see the entire ant island collapse

Ah Blue Dawn, saving oily ducks, killing fire ants. Is there anything you can't do?

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Uncle Wemus posted:

which drugs or alcohol will help me achieve the level of ironic detachment the rest of you have

Stark dread reality

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
yaas ant queen

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