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Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

syscall girl posted:

Why would you buy the full stainless steel whipped cream maker for $30 when you can get a dozen canisters and a little plastic "cracker" for $10 at your local head shop?

It was funny that they had the whipped cream thing but basically it was a display item collecting dust for plausible deniability.

Are you talking about buying whipped-cream-in-a-can, ready to dispense? Because that stuff is an abomination and tastes nowhere near as good as fresh cream, nevermind doing culinary things like flavoring the cream before dispensing. I worked in a retaurant ages ago and yes, we used those.

Also, what RyokoTK said.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Serephina posted:

Are you talking about buying whipped-cream-in-a-can, ready to dispense? Because that stuff is an abomination and tastes nowhere near as good as fresh cream, nevermind doing culinary things like flavoring the cream before dispensing. I worked in a retaurant ages ago and yes, we used those.

Also, what RyokoTK said.

No, not reddi-whip, the actual restaurant-grade tool. vs. the little plastic thing you can use to crack the canisters into a balloon

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Those people are on harder poo poo than nitrous, my dude. People that buy the whip cream makers use them for their intended purpose.

I order the nitrous capsules for my work. If anyone was doing whippets here I would know.

eta: Freshly made whipped cream also tastes a zillion times better than premade and you can add in sugar and vanilla to your preference. If you bake at home and use whipped cream you should look into buying one of those because they really work like a dream.

And also you can get high on the unused chargers :v:

RyokoTK has a new favorite as of 03:21 on Jun 23, 2017

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

RyokoTK posted:

Those people are on harder poo poo than nitrous, my dude. People that buy the whip cream makers use them for their intended purpose.

I order the nitrous capsules for my work. If anyone was doing whippets here I would know.

eta: Freshly made whipped cream also tastes a zillion times better than premade and you can add in sugar and vanilla to your preference. If you bake at home and use whipped cream you should look into buying one of those because they really work like a dream.

And also you can get high on the unused chargers :v:

Well yeah obviously. But I mean sometimes you need some gas to take the edge off

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
The real schadenfreude is the dude drinking Chartreuse :barf:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Is it Whip-Its, or Whippets?

Cause if it's the latter, those small dogs don't like being huffed. Just ask Morally Inept.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
I always think of cooking sherry as a thing the cook is getting into while making red sauce

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

syscall girl posted:

You know anyone who works as a chef, sous or just kitchen help and they aren't hosed up 24/7?

Yo, right here.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Cooking sherry is pretty loving gross but you're probably not wrong.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

RyokoTK posted:

The real schadenfreude is the dude drinking Chartreuse :barf:

The wrongest post. Chartreuse is delicious.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Toast Museum posted:

The wrongest post. Chartreuse is delicious.

Looking back on that article Hunter couldn't have smoked cloves in Obama's America

It's probably for the best that he had Johnny Depp fire his mortal remains from a cannon, really

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

The thing that should tell you that people don't really use those dispensers for whippets is that they sell the nitrous canisters at the gas station with a wink and a nudge but not the dispensers

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




AlmightyBob posted:

So hey here's some schadenfreude that isn't fun for me http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...info-is-stolen/


A harddrive full of personal info including names, addresses and social security numbers (!) was stolen from an offsite (!!) locker that a WSU research team used in Olympia. The data on the harddrive was only partially passworded (!!!) or encrypted (!!!!).
My info was apparently in this. I never went to or applied to WSU, and dropped out of community college in 2003. They claim they got it from school districts as part of a long term research project, which conveniently required no consent from the people who's info was used.

I guarantee that research team and their IT security team are getting fired.

:(:respek::(

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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AlmightyBob posted:

The thing that should tell you that people don't really use those dispensers for whippets is that they sell the nitrous canisters at the gas station with a wink and a nudge but not the dispensers

Right next to the gas station roses!

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Right next to the gas station roses!

lol

I'm the guy that buys one and gives it to his co-worker as a romantic gesture.

syscall girl has a new favorite as of 04:53 on Jun 23, 2017

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

I haven't laughed this hard in a loving WHILE

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Whats wrong with the peanut butter jelly one?

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Whats wrong with the peanut butter jelly one?

You sick gently caress.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
That one seems like it gets cut off before they can really show the fuckup there, or I'm just not seeing it either

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



^^^^ I believe the gif cuts off short. I'd imagine it's then cut into uneven pieces.


A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

For the people not familiar with these devices, not a single person in history has actually used one to make whipped cream.

As others have said, they're a neat culinary toy. It's just a nice coincidence that, once your whipped cream / chocolate mousse is all dispensed, you can empty the remaining pressure into your lungs.

I haven't done that yet, but bitch I might.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Is the bread not oriented correctly? I was expecting to see the knife go from the peanut butter into the jelly. That's the ultimate PB&J gently caress up.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

BrianBoitano posted:

^^^^ I believe the gif cuts off short. I'd imagine it's then cut into uneven pieces.


As others have said, they're a neat culinary toy. It's just a nice coincidence that, once your whipped cream / chocolate mousse is all dispensed, you can empty the remaining pressure into your lungs.

I haven't done that yet, but bitch I might.

It's mostly a novelty. The audio effects are pretty sick.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

RyokoTK posted:

Cooking sherry is pretty loving gross but you're probably not wrong.



Alcoholism is no laughing matter.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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dumb. posted:

Alcoholism is no laughing matter.

I believe you have forgotten about the comedy classic Strange Brew.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

dumb. posted:

Alcoholism is no laughing matter.

Alcoholism is no a laughing matter.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Why is cream dispensed using NO2 rather than just N2?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

I believe you have forgotten about the comedy classic Strange Brew.

Didn't that come about (aboot) from SCTV much like uh those two guys from SNL, in the basement


gently caress i forgot there names

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
:nws:[url]https://twitter.com/alicialutes/status/877948897095630848:nws:[/url]

Memento has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Jun 23, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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syscall girl posted:

Didn't that come about (aboot) from SCTV much like uh those two guys from SNL, in the basement


gently caress i forgot there names

You're thinking of the surprise cultural phenomenon the Roxbury Guys.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

You're thinking of the surprise cultural phenomenon the Roxbury Guys.

Sir Patrick Stewart was excellent in this

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

this is the only girls i care for

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_PNKah1ow

frankly

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

On behalf of those, like me, who are completely out of tune with popular culture, could you please explain the Schad here?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I edited it because I forgot about auto-parsed twitter links.

Anyway that chick is holding that dude's cock.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

I edited it because I forgot about auto-parsed twitter links.

Anyway that chick is holding that dude's cock.

Later in that episode she starts putting pebbles in his urethra

so zany

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

Whats wrong with the peanut butter jelly one?

it intentionally cuts off too soon for you to figure out what's wrong with it. it's a meta-joke

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Smash Mouth didn't know the young anime girl drawing they retweeted was by internet drawn cp hentai dude Shadbase



They deleted the tweet, but at least they're not in IGNORE THIS EVER HAPPENED mode:

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/878003206336331776

e: wrong link url

BrianBoitano has a new favorite as of 06:18 on Jun 23, 2017

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Nice of them to go do 'research' on the topic.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

BrianBoitano posted:

Smash Mouth didn't know the young anime girl drawing they retweeted was by internet drawn cp hentai dude Shadbase



They deleted the tweet, but at least they're not in IGNORE THIS EVER HAPPENED mode:

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/878003206336331776

e: wrong link url

Looks like he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Sagebrush posted:

it intentionally cuts off too soon for you to figure out what's wrong with it. it's a meta-joke

They also rotate the top slice 180 degrees right before putting it down

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Bogan King posted:

Nice of them to go do 'research' on the topic.

Anyone remotely image conscious should be reverse searching every piece of artwork they want to share. Not only to give the creator credit, but also because 99% of all artists active on the internet make porn, and at least 75% of them produce stuff that's disturbing on some level.

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